Coffee

>>35167439
Why don't you ask them? Afraid to talk to girrrls?

>>35167439
>not drinking earl grey tea with milk and 3 sugars

Fucking normies REEEEEEEEEEE

Because everyone else does, they must follow

>>35167439
Because my taste buds like it

>>35167439
I do it too, it helps forcing myself to be in a good mood when everything is shit.

>>35167439
They do it to meet G. I. Joes.

>>35167439
I thought tea was more girly.

>>35167455

>earl grey
>with milk

Disgusting uncultured poser.

>>35167491
>not adding milk to your tea

Yeah I heard your wife likes it black too.

>>35167455

The only thing that goes with Earl Grey, is lemon.

Also 3 sugars? Are you a kid? Cause at that point you're not tasting any of the subtle elements of the tea. Just the overwhelming sweetness.

fuck you OP and fuck all the normals that drink shit tier coffee (which is literally all of them that don't use the exact autistic-as-fuck method that I do).

Fucking barbarians with their 5$ 600 calorie chocolate smoothies with a single shot of burnt-to-a-goddamn-crisp espresso and the old grump-ass stank-ass grandpas drinking 3 pots of folgers a day. All've y'all can get right fucked.

Now if you wanna know how to make a real coffee, I mean a coffee that doesn't take any faggy sugar or creamer (but you can add it if you feel like it I guess; it won't take very much though), listen to this.

First, get a vacuum pump. Start saving your NEETbux now, because this thing will cost you about 500-600$. Next, get a 4 liter vacuum flask with side arm. This will set you back 150-250$. Next, get some high quality imported beans. This comes down a bit to personal preference, but I order from cafe mam.

If you don't know how to make a cold brew, it's not hard; put coffee grounds in water and let them steep for 24 hours. Fucking easy. Next, you take a funnel filter and pour the coffee grounds into it while it's atop the vacuum flask. Extract it for around an hour; with a strong seal, you'll see a lot of foam. Wait for that to settle into the coffee, and extract until the grounds atop the filter are dry as sand.

Congratulations, you now have the best fucking coffee money can buy, and are officially better than the 99.999% of the rest of the coffee-drinking population.

tl;dr, get fuct shitbean drinkers; the power of autism and science will beat you and your garbage taste every goddamn time.

>>35167507

You add milk to tea but you don't add milk to all teas. You most definitely don't add milk to Earl Grey.

Keep showing off your ignorance, faggot.

>girls
you mean the majority of the population

>>35167581
>what is a London fog
Can you stop being retarded please?

>>35167575

>drinking coffee while sitting on your ass all day doing nothing but browsing 4chan

WHY?

>>35167589
>London fog

Non-British heresy.

>>35167602
Non-british deliciousness, like most things non-british things

>>35167591
I have three jobs so I'd say I kinda need it but okay.

>>35167455
Apparently normies = over 9 years old

>>35167646
Prove it
Fgt
Go ahead
Let's see

>>35167703
what you want me to post my paystubs? That's fucking retarded. There's literally no way for me to prove that without doing something as idiotic as that.

Besides, two of them are under the table jobs.

In summation, eat shit until you shit your own shit.

i drink instant coffee but i'm a failed normie so that's probably why.

>>35167455
>not boiling Arizona iced tea with milk and 5 sugars
Uncultured swine

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OP HERE
THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE WOMEN HATE THREAD TALKING ABOUT HOW STUPID ROASTIES AND STACIES ARE NOT WHO DRINKS BETTER COFFEE

FUCK YOU

>>35167622
Youre a fucking retard for ruining the damn tea with sugar and milk and actually defending it you damn normal asshole. Leave this damn board.

>>35167726
So you don't work three jobs then?

>>35167754
what an uninspired concept on this board.
>>35167761
let's see your paystubs faggot

>>35167768
I'm not a wagrcuck nor am I attempting to defend how I don't sit on 4channing and drink coffee

>>35167755
Nigel! Manners! Go to the cuckshed while Ahmed and I service your mum.

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>>35167439

i prefer tea and bottled water. i only drink coffee when i had a very bad sleep.

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>not drinking coffee
>not drinking it black
Fools. All of you.

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>>35168659
I drink my coffee and I only drink it black~
No sugar and no cream I want to drink it black~
I SEE THE GIRLS GO BY DRINKING FRAPPUCCINOS
I HAVE TO TURN MY HEAD UNTIL THE ROASTIES GOOOO