/britfeel/

>>35164313
Had a bad shit this morning lads.
I get stomach and lower back pains. Had blood test for it and got nothing, I think I have IBS.
Anyone relate?

>>35164373
I made some chicken the other day and I'm pretty sure it was quite undercooked, I'm just sitting here waiting for the shits to start

Just found out that my store will be closed for a month and I have to go to another store, fucking bricking it lads.

>>35164498
First time I cooked chicken I was worried about this. If it's been 72 hours you'll be fine

>tfw you see a job that you would be perfect for and have a decent shot at, given your skillset and past experience
holding out for a miracle lads, but hope's not dead just yet

i'll escape NEETdom one day

>>35164810
You may take the robot out of NEET but you can't take the NEET out of the robot.

I'm up lads. Going to the cinema later so that's going to be a treat.

>>35164522

Look on it as an opportunity, you could meet a qt there.

>>35164537
It's been about 55
I'm going to die

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mbw5EXff08

put this in the old thread as well, just wondering what you lads made of this. it's my first real attempt at doing a little music recording, but I can't tell if it's cringey or not.

>>35164614
You're doing it wrong. 0h contracts are for people with another source of income/activity.

They're great for mothers who only need a few hours a week between school runs, students who need the flexibility to cancel shifts without warning, actors who need a day job until they get that dream role on Hollyoaks.

They are NOT for people who need to work full time and are relying on it to pay their rent/mortgage.

/repost

>milk expiration date is the 20/02/17
>still smells and tastes fine
Am I going to be okay, lads?

>>35164935
You should be ok, you definitely know when milk is off.

>>35164923
Also reposting:
>students who need the flexibility to cancel shifts without warning
That may be the theory, but in fact it's the employer who has the power to choose on the fly and not the other way round. I do know that I need something else as well/ instead but work is thin on the ground.

In fairness I want decent part time hours, not a 40 hour week. Shit talk me if you like, but I couldn't cope with that many hours. I hope to gradually work towards that, but I know that I don't yet have the faculties to manage it.

>>35164985
>hat may be the theory, but in fact it's the employer who has the power to choose on the fly and not the other way round.

Then you have a shitty employer. I worked for a call centre in uni on 0h contract, and it was great.

>>35164935
I can guarantee that you'll die within 24 hours

>>35165008
Yeah, I'm aware that my employer is pretty fucking crooked but it's a foot in the door into the industry I want to work in and the pay is very respectable albeit piecemeal. I just wish he'd give me more rather than overlooking me in favour of the old guard (who all have another source of income) and giving me the scraps.

>>35164935
Probably not. Say goodbye to loved ones just in case.

weyyyyy lads, gettin' a bit cheeky with the bantz!

>>35164313
Still missing my dog boys, now back to wagecuckery.

I don't even have anything to spend it on, just acquiring currency for no reason.

>>35165330
>Still missing my dog boys
sounds ruff

>If you have issues try updating your filters, if that doesn't work then disable Adblock and support Pornhub or join Premium which is ad free

Why would I pay to get rid of ads when I can just get rid of them for free?

>>35165338
Don't be a cunt to him you fucking insensitive wanker

>>35165330
>Still missing my dog boys
Is that some sort of gang or something?

>don't fuck with me sunshine or i'll get the dogboys to pay you a visit

I'm glad that nationalism exists. It gives guys like us something to feel proud of. I feel less miserable in my failed life when I can celebrate the successes of UKIP and The Brexit. Lord knows I don't have much else to celebrate.

>tfw you have to leave the house for the first time in 2 weeks
Parcel at the post office lads. I dont even remember ordering anything.

On way to work and might get a sausage and egg mcmuffin

>>35165488
Prefer a Gregg's breakfast bap myself

>>35165338
>>35165425
Nah it's alright senpai it's 4ch after all.

Saw Steph on the morning news a couple of months back, banging on about how wonderful the "Gig" economy was. Can't say I agreed with her - more and more young (and not so young) people don't have a full time job, and it's wonderful?

>>35165510
Anyone try the subway ones?

>>35165451
No. I mean my border terrier. She was put down on Saturday. Posted in another britfeel on the day

>>35164313
Feelsgood just lying in bed, I'm giving myself the week off.

>>35165425
humour is how you get over things like this though

>>35165593
yeah ok so post when your parents die so we can take the piss

>>35165569
>She was put down on Saturday
F

Sorry about your doggo.

>>35165639
mum just dropped dead

how do normies motivate themselves to get up on shitty days like today to sit in traffic every day for forever?

>>35165593
>>35165639
He's right mate. Dealing with tragic and irresolvable things is what humour is for, even from an evolutionary perspective. He got a dumb chuckle out of me anyway because I wasn't expecting it.

>>35164853
What you gonna see

>>35165460
Quite jealous tbqh. All I have to celebrate is the fact I've gone another month without completely ruining my life.

>>35165549
If she has a full time job it doesnt matter to her. From her view shes got it which means everyone can.

>>35165681
I only do it cause I feel like I have to. Also the traffic thing doesn't bother me cause half the other people at my work have to go through it too and they don't care if I'm late.

It's 9am and I've already wanked twice today

>>35165728
Hacksaw Ridge m8. Not necessarily my first choice but there's not a lot on lately, already saw John Wick 2 and it's mostly to see a m8 from years back. I keep in touch with him regularly but rarely see him, but he's pretty /pol/ so it seemed a fair choice.

>replied to the old thread before I realized there was a new one.
well that was a waste of a reply.

10 mins to get ready for therapy.
looking forward to getting back, eating a nice bowl of oats, then going back to sleep all warm n comfy.

>>35165866
Man, I wish I had an incurable brain illness. Sounds nice.

Fuck being functional in society and shit, might headbutt a car or something

>>35165891
and I wish I could be happy all the time like a normie

>>35165927
Sadly I have neither. I'm functional, but alone.

Worst of all worlds.

>>35165852
John Wick 2 any good?

Playing my Wii U for the first time in 2 years lads

>>35165891
>Headbutt a car

Unreliable as fuck. You could literally end up so disabled you can't try again.

>>35165934
today we will talk about, on one hand how can I expect women to be accepting of me the way I am, whilst on the other believing they have a primal programing to be attracted to the most alpha male. which I am not.

because those 2 things conflict.

So guys where (what website) am i supposed to buy clothes from now that im a big boy?

>>35165957
If you liked the first it's decent. More fighting. For me, the pleasure of it was watching the intermittent judo techniques he used. I do the sport myself, so seeing such familiar manoeuvres incorporated with gunplay and things was a similar feeling to seeing it all filmed in your home town. Other than that though, I wasn't so into it. Preferred the first. Just personal taste though. It's a bigger scale than the first, but I preferred the intimacy there.

right off i go, laters.

>>35166057
B&M do a cheap bin liner.

>>35166057
Jacamo

>>35166057
How big lad? I'm a fat fuck but I can shop in 99% of shops.

>>35166097
where you off lad. anywhere good. i'd wrap uo it's a cold 1 today. and raining. well up in yorkshire it is

Why is indeed such a shit website for applying for jobs?

It shows me jobs I've already applied for on every page (not sponsored jobs, just regular ones), the "sort by date" function doesn't work, and when I narrow the search to within 5 miles of my postcode, it shows me jobs at the other end of the country. Also, half the time, it just directs me to another agency website that wants me to sign up there.

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https://youtu.be/kzV-Eo77jn8

Anyone been to the land on the rising sun?

>>35166057
>tfw squeezed into a pair of 34" jeans for the first time in about 6 years yesterday
VERY good feel

>>35166137
I watched Seven Samurai the other day. Does that count?

>>35166098
>>35166103
>>35166115
>>35166142
I didnt mean that type of big but i am a tall chubbster
I just meant that im too old to let mum buy my shit for me

>>35166181
You want High and Mighty then m8

>>35166082
Haven't seen the first but both were recommended by a friend. Sounds like they would be entertaining. Ta.

>>35166181
Ah I buy all my clothes from Uniqlo lad, they're cheap and I trust nippon mass production quality

>>35165408
its like the blue 19's lammie's being 7.45 bong and the silver 20 packs of L&B are 9.20 bong

some dumbfuck always pays.

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nervous doing it but fuck it. i love her and
2D>3D
post em if you got em.or not. up to you lads.

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>>35164522
>store
fugg yeah

>>35164915
lol you're squidward senpai!

>>35166151

Did you watch it in nippon land?

>>35166142
>tfw have to wear a belt with 30" jeans.

>>35166275
Na Liverpool.

>>35166280
>>35166142
>38-40s after losing weight
Not going to make it lads

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Good morning, /britfeel/!

How are you all feeling this morning?
What have you got planned for today?

I'm hoping you're all feeling well and have some fun stuff planned for today or at least for after work if you've got slavery!


>>35164915
I really like this, anon! A very melancholic cover, I could see it being used in some film or something.
Great job buddy!

>>35166219
Thanks for giving us the choice, snek anon! Hope you have a good day, friendo.

>>35166292
Same boat 46-36 now stabilised around 38. Strange feel, still fat but happy to be much fitter.

>got told to go back to Europe by a Yank

Top shit

>>35166318
Sad.

Wageslavery. Some WoW with friends later tonight.

Waiting to see the doctor. My appointment was 20 minutes ago and fat slobs are being called in ahead of me. This is bullshit desu.

>>35166352
Sorry you're feeling down :(
Is there anything in particular that's making you feel that way?
Hope work goes quick for you anyway so you can get to WoW with your buds!

>>35166401
This aaaalways happens, I swear it's some running joke against me at my local practice. I'm there next monday and I bet I have to wait an extra 30 mins.

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>tfw /britfeel/ isn't a recognized as a meme by the memelords on kym.

>>35166666

Pepe is on their so not all bad.

>>35166464
>MemeCenter
What the fuck is sort of cancer is this my lad?

Lads has anyone played Xenoblade Chronicles X? When do I get the mechs and shit

>>35166401
It depends on the doctor senpai, they probably have appts with someone else. We have one doc who's like an hour late every day and others who are like always bang on time. The ten minute target is ridiculous though.

>>35166401
>tfw local surgery changed to a telephone triage system last year
>can't just phone up and make an appointment with a receptionist anymore
>if you want to book an appointment, you need to call betweeen 8-10am, state you want to book an appointment, then a doctor will call you back and ask why you want to see them, then they book the appointment based on the severity of your problem

Bit annoying desu

If achieving the perfect oats to water ratio in my porridge isn't a good start then I don't know what is.

I'm going mad, a few nights ago I heard growling at 3am and just now I've heard the doorbell but no one else did and now I can smell wifts of burning.

Check all of your local gameshops for Breath of the Wild and if you find it come to /zlg/ and dump the .tik file

>>35166452
I'm the anon with the dog earlier in the thread.

Also see >>35166612

The gov set a crazy target for gps to 10 mins per appointment but it's basically impossible. Most people spend every appointment spouting useless waffle and a gp has to just read between the lines to decide what to do, we have one doc who makes the target and he is not very popular as he just cuts through the shit.

Not to mention the people that come in, sit down and have a full blown breakdown in the consultation room. They can take hours and set the whole list back.

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>flatmates reported me to the warden for smoking in my room
>building manager tells me I might get kicked out of uni halls

heh

>>35166664
We have a nurse dedicated to triage, its a pain for patients and I feel for them but constantly screening out the retards who want emergency appointments for nosebleeds/colds/"feeling tired" or who just need a repeat script is literally the only way to make it work at all.

To give you an idea of the workload our practice has 8600 patients and four (4) full time gp hours. And we're the best practice for most of the area.

Samefag as
>>35166612
>>35166746
>>35166352

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>>35166219
>tfw one manager is angry at you because another manager won't pay some bint for some leave that she wasn't entitled to and because I'm relaying the messages it's apparently all my fault

Good start to the week

>>35166691
>water
Use milk you heathen

>>35166771
Did you inform them that snitches get stitches?

>>35166849
more concerned about how I'm going to pay the fine for it desu.

>>35166320
Well, I'm going to keep going with it. I suppose 34 or 36 would probably be ideal. Maybe one smaller still, I dunno. It's just the rotundness that comes with alcohol. Laid off it a couple of month now though, plus counting my calories and doing well with that. Had a Chinese buffet yesterday and having an ice cream for breakfast/ lunch today though. Still, I would think that counting the calories and factoring it all in I should be fine. It's been 1000 in deficit every day for about a month now I reckon. Getting there eh, getting there.

>>35166318
Ey up Len, building up my running again. Overdid it a touch yesterday what with being out of practice and had to pack it in before doing weights, but 4k on the treadmill is a decent go of it. Took about 25 minutes.

>>35166863
Could you tell outside of your room or was it all contained?

>>35166872
Doesn't matter since they came into my room and saw ash.

>>35166868
Keep it up la. I can't keep off the biccies at work, they are laid out like right next to my desk :/

>>35166828
How do we get the old system back? Fewer people?

Are you banking on most people eventually just kind of accepting it after a while and no longer complaining about the new system?

>>35166847
I do oats + water in the microwave for 3 minutes then put milk and a drop of golden syrup in after it's cooked. I might try milk but then I don't know how that works.

Thinking about setting up a seedbox. Anyone have any experience?

Think I might give up alcohol lads, makes me proper depressed.

I know it's a depressant and basically has that effect on everyone but for me it turns my depression up to 11. If I get drunk I can basically feel suicidal for days afterwards, it's horrible.

>>35167039
i gave up alcohol partially because i'm a sad drunk, but also because it makes my anxiety flare up something rotten (same with weed)

i don't think my body was built for drugs

>>35166509
Like. 30 hours in depending on how much side stuff you do.

>>35167039

if something is a depressant that means it slows down your nervous system, not that it literally makes you depressed emotionally

that being said, alcohol also makes me miserable and sad and i avoid it, but that isn't the effect is has on most people

>>35166893
It's never coming back. Legalizing euthanasia might help a bit, and alleviate some pointless suffering. If my dog had been someone's nan she would have had to endure days of drowning in pleural fluid, barely processing enough oxygen to maintain homeostasis, fed through a tube and with some poor trainee from the commonwealth wiping her arse every day.

It's brutal, humiliating, ludicrously expensive, and should not be forced on people. Especially people who are so batshit demented they could never understand it beyond the immediate sensations and shame.

That may alleviate some of the burden on end of life care which takes up a lot of time.

Next doctors need to be able to be more harsh. The NHS needs to be able to exclude people. It sounds wrong or harsh, but we have people who are abusing the service for opiates and/or benzos, everyone knows it, and we know it's not even helping the pt. They're also universally rude if not violent, obstructive, and utterly uninterested in improving or changing.

Both the above take up a lot of our resources compared to normies.

The other thing is "shit life syndrome". Basically all the robots, neets, low level wagies, living in tiny council housing on sorry estates taking ssris and diazepam.

Ultimately that can only be resolved by providing the common man with more agency over his own destiny. Forcing people to be a bit more selfreliant. Teaching kids useful stuff, shit their semi illiterate parents just can't because they don't know themselves. Small things like how to manage your own finances, how to plan a life out, basic information about how to look after themselves. What constitutes an emergency.

We have to deal with a family of genuinely illiterate gypsies who need every single letter reading and explaining to them like children. This is not time we have to spare, this is a burden they inflict on the rest of society. They could fix it with a couple sessions of night school but why the fuck would they?

>>35167039
I want to do this. I stopped for 6 months recently then got absolutely fucked one night I felt bad, now I get drunk every few days I feel like total shit most of the time.

>>35166318
well the work day's going good lad. only 2 hrs 45 to go. then off to get high and watch some cartoons .
hope your days going good mate. not long now till 1st day of slavery is done

>>35167279
>It's never coming back.
welp, looks like this is gonna be my go-to "it was better in the old days" example in the coming decades

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>Check if there's any new rooms available to rent in the area
>NO COUPLES, NO SMOKERS, NO PETS, CRB CHECK AND REFERENCES REQUIRED

They get worse as time goes on

>>35166893
2. The old system isn't coming back, unless you want to pay 60% income tax over 30k bong. We aren't banking on shit. Think how much political capital you would need to do ANY of this. We'd need to do ALL of it, and deregulate private care to the point where it can actually compete.

But everyone is sold on the ARR ENN AYCH ESS meme. Even the doctors are all so depressed, they believe in the dream.

But less and less people are signing up to be doctors/nurses with fading wages, more pressure, sorry pensions, all the miserable shit I mentioned earlier is getting worse. We are heading for the same demography as Japan. Maybe with the shift from EU to commonwealth migration it will be better as EU migrants tend to move while there home countries are bad then move back, it isn't really the same kind of transfer of human capital as past immigration.

The NHS is going to get worse over the next 5 years or so, and in that time there will be some spectacular awful thing like mrsa killing hundreds of people in some understaffed hospital, mass disillusionment of the clinical staff and mass resignation.

The only thing that is likely to kill the nhs is the doctors boycotting it en masse and insisting on a much larger private sector for people who can afford it.

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This dudes sperm must be nuclear

>>35167484
Well wouldnt it be more to do with her eggs ignoring the medicine and realing two eggs at once

>>35166116
I was
>>35165866
therapy anon.

back now, eating my oats and drinking tea, warming my insides up for a nice little nap.
and yea, it is raining outside.

>>35167458
>CRB check

who the fuck are these people? You'd think they were hiring a live in nanny.

>>35167458
Why no couples? Not like it would ever be a problem for me

>>35167458
Go to the council and get a list of landlords that don't ask for that shit

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>>35166219

>tfw flat viewings

It's all such shit

>>35167463
>>35167279
This is awfully depressing stuff. We need to get you on some SSRIs, lad.

>>35167715
How? Do I just email them?

>>35167708
Well I wanna bring my friend over occasionally, so it's a problem for me. As for the owner I don't understand why they give a fuck if it's 1 or 2 people staying in the room.

>>35167867
They may as well be on the nhs contract.

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>tfw my ex is fucking my chad friend
>found out about it myself - they didn't tell me
>have to pretend i'm ok with it every day
>meanwhile they act like nothing's wrong

I've basically given up. I'm in bed 15 hours a day, eating crap food, not studying. Yep, this shit fucking hurts.

You know what makes it worse? He used to dislike her and kept telling me to leave her.

>>35167922
sorry but why is this anything? shes your ex, not your gf you retard

>>35167922
>giving up on life over some cheap roastie you met at uni

Just had a look at flats in the area I used to live in.

Prices are absolutely outrageous now.

So glad that I have a comfy big flat with my GF in a totally different country. Life really did get better.

>>35167870
mines in the town hall

>>35167922
How is he a chad and you aren't when you both drank from the same trough?

>>35167940
We broke up with mutual consent due to going to different uni's and she can go for whoever she wants I guess. But, normally you expect better of your friends.

drunk way too much last night lads and feel like shit today. Guess today is a total write off too. I haven't done a thing besides vidya and shitposting in weeks

any of you lads play eu4? i think i've come up with a solution to the fort zone of control problem

My flatmate who is my only friend from school graduates this summer and i still have a year left. I really don't want to go back to halls. What the fuck do I do? Get a 1 bedroom flat and live in a shit area?

Have to see my gran today before her surgery, really don't want to because I hate seeing her sick but I'd look like a total cunt if I don't go

>>35167984
>state your friend is a chad
>expecting any consideration for you

there are 2 things here, the girl and him, you broke up with her, so she is free to get dicked by any one, this is something you both agreed to, second, chads have no loyalty, you should already know this, they don't need to have loyalty to friends or anything

why would you expect anything other than an outcome like this?

>>35167984
Well then there is nothing wrong with them shagging.

It's not as if she left you to be with him or something horrible like that. You both decided to break up, it obviously wasn't that big a deal to either of you.

>>35168016
still trying to take over the world in ck2 desu mate

>>35168022
>chads have no loyalty, you should already know this, they don't need to have loyalty to friends or anything

I never thought of it that way before.

>meeting a girl
>sickly - check
>shaky - check
>no sleep - check
>minor dandruff - check

I'm set to step, lads.

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>>35164313

All hail St Elliot, patron saint of /r9k/

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>tfw itchy but can't be arsed to take a bath

>>35168022
>chads have no loyalty,

I'm basically a Chad and I'd never do that to a friend, because if I have easy access to women, why damage a friendship over some roastie?

>>35168090
Fuck off. This is Britfeel, the Anglican way is the path of St. Sleepy Harold, our official mass murdering mascot.

>live in private uni halls
>one flatmate is a chad
>he gets drunk as fuck last night
>decides to drive to mcdonalds
>crashes car
>police arrest him
>he spends the night in the cells
>had to go and pick him up this morning as it is on the other side of town
Selfish as fuck, but I feel good about myself. Suddenly I don't feel so bad about drinking alone in my room and posting here. He is fucked

>>35164810
Neet after uni enjoyed neetdom. Finally found a decnt job in the new year, i wish i could go back to those neet days. The only difference is i have money to buy shit i dont need because im miserable.

I was really hoping that i would have been paid by now fuck I hate the banks and my managers and everything fuck now I'm gonna have to wait until tomorrow with no food in the house and urgent bills to pay for

I'm not having a good day tbqh lads

>>35168136

In the same way that the Church of England has two Archbishops (York and Canterbury) and Canterbury takes precedence, we can also have two.

St Elliot, Archbishop of Peckham
St Harold, Archbishop of Nottingham

With Harold being leader

>>35168172
solid post, best of the thread

missed my lecture today lads because i had insomnia last night. feel a bit shitty about it but tbf the lecture sounded pointless, it was just about academic practice.

>>35168145
Why the fuck did you pick him up, I would have told that faggot to get a taxi

>girl in my year accidentally uploads her coursework essay to year facebook page
>quickly nab it
>can't be bothered doing any research so steal all her references
>make up essay around them
I hope I don't get caught. Now shitting myself every time a uni email comes through

I am a fucking idiot

>>35168207
I get on quite well with him, we drink together sometimes

And I wanted to see the aftermath of this fucking disaster

Anyone have that chart where you fill in age, gender, looks, "the person I want to be", etc?

>>35167922
I had the same problems. I broke up with her but I still took it took badly when she fucked my chad friends (they were in my greater group of friends, my sub-clique never fucked with her).

Its shit and people are always divided about it. Some people think you shouldn't complain, others think you have a right to. I'm in the latter myself. If what he did is something you don't think a friend should be doing, then drop him, simple as.

>>35168220
you wont get in trouble for "Stealing" her references. its completely not too weird for students to have the same references. if you are really bothered, could always change a few around. the teachers will probably just think that you studied with her or something. its not malpractice because the references are there for everyone to use.

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Out of food and I need to pop down to the Asda but it's sprinklin down outside and I don't wanna go out in the cold and rain just for some fuckin snacks

Guess imma starve here today

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>>35168182
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>Parishioner comes into the church
>Hasn't attended mass for 4 months now
>Appears to have little interest in the service at all
>Wants me to give him the sacrament
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead

>>35168280
that is what I am hoping for. The essay is all original, but the references aren't. If they pull me up I will plead total ignorance, I don't think I have ever spoken to her

>>35167922
>>35168252
your friends are ratty as fuck, and they obviously dont care about either of you. i remember when one of my uni friends broke up with his gf, she was clearly into me, and i basically ignored her because its ratty. girls often fuck their ex's best friend on purpose to get back at them, i always hear girls go on about it. there a certain lines you dont cross with a friend and this is one of them. its fair enough if its been a while and they ask you, but they if they getting with the person a few months latter then its just wrong.

>>35168282
>stocked up on shit yesterday
>hungover pot noodle for breakfast
Maximum comfy

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>>35168306
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>Job Centre advisor comes into the booth
>Asks how I intend getting work, having been struck off
>Suggests that I should look for non-medical work
>Wants me to give her my signature
>Give her a lethal dose of morphine instead

>>35168325
you should be fine. as i said, change a few if you're really worried.

i know how you feel though. i fucking hate finding references. i would prefer to just read one whole book and then reference that but no, i am expected to read like 15 different chapters from different books that i have to find, and then posses.

just ordered a google pixel 128 gb 700 quid

>>35166771
You deserve it you inconsiderate cunt

>>35168374
>spending that much on a phone

why lad

>>35168282
order a takeaway lad, get a kebab or paki pizza in you

>>35168374
just why ?

unless you're high class, and can afford to spend that much, just why? there is no need, lad.

>>35168399
Gotta spend my 1300 month bennies on something. already at 16 grand savings so need to hide some cash or spend it

>>35168377

This, I've reported people before and would do it again.

>tfw back to work after a week away

never gets easier lads

>>35168424
see>>35168425

>p

might buy a new nokia 3310 lads, i use about 5% of the features on my xperia. total waste of money

>>35168425

Don't you fancy going on holiday?

>>35168427
why didnt you have a word with the person rather than reporting him?

>>35168441

I'm thinking the same thing, they seem like they will be robust

>>35168452

because he was a cunt and I couldn't be bothered really, easier to just tell the warden

>>35168425
guessing you cant invest while on bennies?

should of spent it on something more worthwhile. a nice watch, or gold would of been better because at least you could of sold it again in the future. you can sell a phone but in so many years it will be worth fuck all.

>>35168425
>1300 a month

What the fuck? I only get 480 a month.

>>35168476
fair enough. would of considered doing it myself if the person was a cunt.

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>ask sister for a hug
>she laughs at me

>>35168441
It's well worth a buy at that price.

>>35168525
i have a feeling if i had a sister she would be evil. i feel like girls can either be really caring, and nice, or really evil.

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>>35168525
>tfw I can't hug my mum properly anymore because I'm too tall

>>35168451
i can barely walk mate and not allowed to go on holiday while on bennies

>>35168506
started to put some money into premium bonds but gold is a good idea

>>35168525
the last time I hugged my sister (or rather she hugged me) was when her baby died

>>35168544
Sisters are all evil.

Mine are 7 and 8 but manipulative little skanks. They'll act all nice to you at first but if you stick around long enough to get familiar they'll start taking the piss out of you for no reason and throwing tantrums when you don't buy them things.

>>35168570
you were hugging too tight

>>35168570
yeah. i dont recommend wasting your money unless you REALLY want something.

>>35168581
savage

kekaroo

What is it like having siblings? I'm an only child, kinda like it this way desu. Life is quiet and comfy. My flatmate is always out helping his sister with shit, I couldn't be bothered with that

>>35168509
i only get 317 bennies a month

fucking billionaires

>>35168578
that sounds terrible. maybe i think some of them can be caring because some of my friends have nice sisters but then again i dont know what they are like when strangers are not around.

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For those of you who may have seen my posts before, I plan to go on a pilgrimage to Isla Vista, the town where Elliot Rodger lived.

Some time last year, I won about a grand from a random accumulator I did, and planned to use that to finance it, unfortunately due to a boiler breakdown and an MOT failure, the money had to be spent on more practical things. However now I have a temporary Saturday job and plan to use the money from that, which will cover it with an ample amount.

I'm currently hoping for an October pilgrimage

>>35168544
My cousin is a massive cunterino.

She cannot stand the word 'no' and will throw an autistic screeching fit whenever she doesn't get her way.

She's fucking 29.

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>>35168581
That's fucking brutal m8

>>35168514
>would of considered

*would have considered

I hope you aren't planning on having any children, we don't need contaminants like you muddying the gene pool

>>35168621
What is it like having autism? Do you get special powers or anything?

>>35168621
why considering all the great people who have been in this world, do you choose to admire eliot rodger?

>>35168546
I'm 5'8 BTW guys

Haven't left the house for 4 days because I'm waiting for an answer about a job I think I've got. I give them my mobile number and house number but for some reason the cunts have only rang my house phone since I applied

>>35168653
I'm not actually autistic

>>35168666
Trips confirm Elliot Rodger is the person most worth visiting.

He, in my opinion had the most interesting life of any mass killer. In addition ever since watching his videos I've always wanted to go to those places.

>>35168680
I'm sorry about that, lad but I'm 6'3.

>>35168666
>>35168621

I won't even be the first person to have gone on an Elliot pilgrimage either. Someone writing a book on him went there a few weeks back

>>35168691
i read his manifesto. i dont think he was interesting at all. he was edgy, delusional, and probably mentally ill. sounds like you're not very cultured if you are putting this much energy into eliot rodger.

>>35168691
>I'm not actually autistic
I have bad news for you anon

>>35168747
>sounds like you're not very cultured

faggot detected.

>>35168757

I've been tested for autism before, so this isn't just my assumption, I definitely don't have it.

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>>35168758
>being educated makes someone a faggot

>>35168329
Thanks man, he treats me like shit a lot of the time but this cuts pretty deep. I think i'll drop him from now on.

>>35168819
its best to have few friends, but friends you genuinely know you can rely on

i only have 2 friends, but i know for certain if i was ever in any sort of trouble they would do anything they could to help, and i would do the same for them

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>>35168418
>>35168337
nutted up and had a quick peek down the supermarket, sun came out on the way back ay lucky me

copped me a prawn mayo sandwich and some dr pepper, feelin fine

>>35168866
>no pot noodle

for what purpose

>>35168870
one quid for a mediocre snack m8? I'd rather cop some noodle from the asian aisle

>>35168897
>trusting chink noodles with chinese spying nanobots in them

retard

>>35168905
>chinks

I usually go for the nip stuff myself

>>35168838
>its best to have few friends, but friends you genuinely know you can rely on

not him, but i dont know. i have a few close friends and it can be shit because sometimes they are not up for doing anything, and then im stuck in my house bored.

i have some other friends but they ignore me half of the time or they will spend their time taking drugs.

>>35168916
theyre all the same and they still have nanobots, enjoy being nipnap chings mind slave

>>35168870
>pot noodle
>not Kabuto master race
What are you doing lad

>>35168928
>eating pokemon

>>35168452
Because he's a pussy, obviously.

Grasses are always pussies, hiding behind authority.

>>35168953
Top Kekkle Chips.

>>35168921
they already hooked me with anime anyway

My local makes an amazing chicken burger, been having it everyday for 1 year straight

How unhealthy is this, realistically speaking? Rest of my diet is pretty normal and i'm not getting fat.... but who knows how thy make it so delicious

>>35169014
lol you shouldent worry. they have to follow a certain standard or their place would get shut down.

>>35169014
its unhealthy for you, but if everything else youre eating is fine it really shouldnt be an issue, if thats the only thing you had been eating then there would be some sort of problem

who am i to say anything though, i live on takeaways and ready meals

>>35169014
chicken's good for you

>>35169014
Quite unhealthy but not as bad as smoking.

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>>35166219
Just woke up, immediately into stress and anxiety about essay work i have to do. being awake is hell.
>>35166318
more essays again.
>>35167791
Share with a waifuposter from here and have a great time.
>>35169014
cant be that bad lad.

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Got a date with this girl from Tinder tonight lads.

I'm a KV NEET so it's pretty extraordinary.

Will keep you lads updated on how it goes.

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Think you're tough? Here's a Victorian woman climbing a mountain in a fucking dress.

>download loads of filthy porno
>hide it all away in a hidden folder
>notification pops up
>windows 10 photo app has created an album, share?

Terrifying desu.

>>35169014
Well it's about 450 calories, and it's just bread, lettuce, chicken and mayo so it's not horrible for you. Apart from any "secret sauce" they put on the chicken skin you're probably fine.

>>35169155
>That hair

inb4 she accuses you of rape

>>35169181
The chicken is coated in a breading and deep fried in really shit oil that's terrible for you though.

That's the unhealthy part.

>>35169185
go away american

>>35169162
Yeah I thought my porn was well hidden until I clicked on photos in the start menu for some reason and it was all there, all over my screen.

Might stick it all on a memory stick, or just delete it.

>>35169199
Eh, probably but as far as junk food most people binge on he could be doing a lot worse.

>>35169155
I've been on tinder for about a week now and I have had only three matches and they have all been late 20s single mums. am i really that fucking ugly? I've swiped right and almost every girl. maybe it's because I live in a small village. next time I'm in liverpool I might have more luck...

>>35169230
What's wrong anon, don't you want to raise your wife's son? :^)

>>35169155
Don't do it, lad. It's not worth it. Stay home, have a drink and shitpost about your regret with us.

>>35169230
>maybe it's because I live in a small village.

That's definitely why. Tinder is only good for big cities.

To be honest most good looking single young women are in cities anyway. Young people with something going for them always go to the city for opportunities. The only people who are in small villages are people with families.

>>35169230
I live in the middle of Glasgow and got 2 matches in a week. It was really fucking depressing. Might download it again, but then i realise I am autismo as fuck and don't know what to put in the description or what to say to people if I get a match

>>35169230
>am i really that fucking ugly?
Nah. It's the women. Quality women don't need to use dating apps or sites. They can get guys the regular, old-fashioned way. It's only truly shit-tier women who use things like Tinder, because they can't get guys any other way.

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>tfw my phone is over 10 years old and doesn't even have a camera

>>35169264
There aren't any quality women in small villages.

Also quality women want quality men and there's hardly any quality single men out there - especially not in a small village. So in big cities they all use Tinder to try and find the 1% of men they deem worthy.

>>35169277
>tfw don't even own a phone

>>35169277

I like having a smartphone in case I'm in a car accident and need to snap some pictures.

Also it's good for pooping and shitposting.

>>35169294
>>There aren't any quality women in small villages.
You say that, but I went to a small village yesterday (literally 11,000 people in the entire village) and there were qts everywhere

For some reason, most shops seemed to be staffed by young, attractive women at the counter too

>>35169155
>KV NEET

what does kv mean?

>>35169314
That's the problem. every girl I see on tinder is at least a 7 but I'm like a 4 myself.

>>35169277
>tfw my Nokia 3510i is finally kill
Might get a new 3310

>>35169277

so how do you browse britfeel on the toilet/bus/jobcenter?

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>sisters fiance told me he could get a job at his place in a few months when more positions pop up
>its warehouse work
how bad is a warehouse job lads?

>>35169314
Yeah they are under 18. They'll move as soon as they are old enough.

>>35168509

He's using heavyweight bait.

>>35169341
When I shit, I concentrate on shitting.

On the rare occasion that I leave the house, I have to put all of my effort into not having an autistic breakdown and looking like a tosser.

Also, I'm terrified of being mugged.

>>35169343
Pretty comfy. Lots of banter but it is easy as fuck and no one bothers you

>>35169336

I was tempted but it doesn't have wifi.

>>35169343

Could be physically demanding, but it's not a bad job.

Just had some beans on toast, absolutely delicious

/blog

>>35169355
>I concentrate on shitting

Doesn't that freak you out a bit? Or does it turn you on?

I need to be distracted when I'm shitting. I don't like the idea of a stinking brown paste being extruded from my body like play-doh.

>>35169391
Sounds like someone's not getting enough fibre in their body,

>>35169370
Why would you need it?

>>35169412
The consistency of my shits are normal.

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>its a sleep for 8 hours but lay in bed in a depressive haze not wanting to wake up for 4 hours afterwards episode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-qHtYfktiQ

time to finish that movie I started watching before I inexplicably fell asleep last night.. half way through

>>35169413

for browsing the internet

>be upset about being ugly
>go to family gathering at the weekend
>notice for the first time that everyone in my family has the exact same flaws as I do

don't know if this is good or bad really

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>>35169422
>mfw I'm sat talking about poopies with someone on this incognito wine-tasting bulletin board system

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Yet there are idiots here who will still defend Brexit.

>>35169441

>Putting business over on my insurance only added 8bong

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>>35169363
>>35169371
Well i'll take him up on that offer then, now all I need is my own bit of transport to get there.

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>>35169454

I'm one of them, and my life has already improved because of Brexit

Stay salty.

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>>35169454
>implying we need protection for brexit

>>35169454
>Says JP Morgan

Ah yes, nice solid facts there

>>35169454
>JP Morgan
Come on

>>35169454

>company with vested interest in the EU says we should value the EU

>>35169476
>>35169487
>>35169494
>>35169500
>>35169502

Yep five idiots so far. I knew it.

>>35169151
Why do you post azu-chan so much? Do you miss him?

>>35169502
Every business in Britain has a vested interest in the EU.

Wouldn't expect a skint neet to understand that though. Of course you know better than a banker despite having about twenty quid to your name.

>>35169512

>lefty calls dissenting opinions idiotic

How's that tactic working for you?

>>35169476
How has your life improved because of Brexit?

violent diarrea lads.. literally woke up to realize i'd shit the bed, not just talking any shit either it was literal bumpiss all over my sheets

my mums been out and bought me some pads to wear cos my arseholes just leaking shit residue (doctors asked for a sample so i just scraped the shit off the sides of my arse)

tummy hurts

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>>35169512
>anyone who disagrees with me are idiots

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i feel like a fucking idiot.

> develop agoraphobia in my early teens.
> didn't finish school so got no qualifications.
> several years later, finally over agoraphobia.
> get a job working for dad's acquaintance making decent money.
> get miserable being stuck in office after spending several years stuck indoors for several years during agoraphobia phase.
> quit job to pursue something better.
> 1 year later. never found anything better.
> spent most of my savings.
> trying to find job now. cv looks shit because i have no qualifications and two huge gaps of unemployment.

>>35169513
who wouldn't miss the banter and close physical contact with a nice lad like azulad.

>>35169548
>making innuendos to avoid the fact that he's realising that he actually had a few good friends here and he fucked them all off

>>35169536
Why did you think you'd find something better?

You were extremely lucky to get a job making decent money in the first place.

What was your plan? Just a vague idea of "finding something better" without knowing what you were aiming for?

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>>35169512
>ignoring articles like this

But nice bait lad, I sure fell for it

>>35169569
i wouldn't go that far hahaha, a group of spergs and future suicides are fun for a while....

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The market town of Shrewsbury is under 2ft of hail stones, send help lads!

>>35169585
30 staff mate. Less than a McDonalds.

15,000 jobs will be lost when Airbus pulls out of the UK.

Oh well, 30 of them will be able to get a job at Boeing. Dunno what will happen to the other 14,970 though.

>>35169636
got the sharia police on the way, they'll sort this out

>>35169641
Less jobs, more bennies.

>>35169529

The warehouse I work at is struggling to recruit eastern Europeans, so they've had to raise wages to recruit more workers.

I know they still currently have the right to work here until 2019, but the recruitment companies are finding they are less willing to up sticks and move here with such uncertainty.

>>35169666
That's shit mate. What are your plans for when you lose your job?

>>35169653
Luckily we don't have many muzzies here because we chase them out with pitchforks and put them in a containment area (Telford).

>>35169686
dont worry, the sharia police will sort you lads out as well as the hail

I am interested in getting into writing

i would appreciate it if someone could offer me some advice, maybe recommend a book. thank you.

>>35169682

My job is more secure than ever, right now.

Also, I do content creation on fiverr on the side, and the falling value of the pound means I get more income per '$5'

>>35169571
should clarify: decent money meant just over minimum wage. but it was decent money to me (still is).

as for why i thought i'd find something better, it was all to do with my mindset at the time. was travelling 2 hours to and from work everyday by bus, working in an office, and not getting on well with my boss. i thought i could pick up another job locally without too much difficulty. completely forgetting that i have no qualifications and, as you said, i was lucky to get the one i had in the first place. i was over-confident and dumb. hence me being a 'fucking idiot'. y'know.

not asking for sympathy or anything. i'll pull myself out of this rut. just wanted to vent.

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>>35169693
That's just out of the question.

>>35169601

Nice way to talk about your friends

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really WANT an anime girl to do this to lads

>>35169696
Oh dear. You haven't thought this one through, have you?

A rising wage bill puts a business in a precarious position. They will be even more vulnerable to the economy going tits up.

Hope you can ramp up the Fiverr work to cover you.

Good luck.

just cleaned out my hamster cage and tidied my clothes and texted my landlord telling him to fix the bath (its been broken plumbing wise for a year) before our lease is up

>feeling productive as fuck

>>35169731
just banter friend, just banter.

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>>35169686
I met up with another anon in Telford. There was nothing to do and we got lost in the shopping centre twice for twenty minutes each time.

>>35169735

Good point anon, we should all be smart and reduce our wages to protect the company.

>>35169735

I'm sure they'll be able to cope with a worst case scenario (1% fall in GDP)

One of my testicles is rock hard. Not painful or lumpy, but hard as stone

>>35169775
you should go and see your GP about that.

>>35169775
They're called 'nuts' for a reason.

>>35169215
password protected folder on a virtual machine inside a true crypt hidden volume.

>>35169746
Not very funny though is it, dickhead.

>mfw my mum just told me she was going to foster a child.
I had to talk her out of it, she is a fucking loony who can barely look after herself let alone a child

>>35169762
I don't need to worry about my wages. I'm not some uneducated pleb working with Romanians in a warehouse and competing with Indians for a measly $5 on Fiverr.

That's the funny thing about Brexit. The plebs all voted for it, but it's them who are going to be fucked hardest by it.

>>35169770
Warehouses rely on imports and exports more than most, Anon. Like I say, good luck.

How often do you shower lads? I didn't shower yesterday, and don't think I will today. Feel pretty good actually

>>35169735

The reason they have to raise wages is because if they didn't their employees would go elsewhere. I'm not going to lose my job because they company has a higher wage bill in it's warehouses, they'll just make less profit.

>>35169750
The play area and wonderland in Telford town park are the best places in that town. I like the big tower slide and spider climb ropes the best.

>>35169822
Once a week really, but i don't do that much hahaha (i like being a smelly boy)

>>35169818
how did she do raising you

>>35169822
whenever I need to go out tbqh, if I'm just staying in doors usually once every 2 weeks. I live alone so who really cares

>>35169818
>tfw can't provide mum with the grandchildren that she so desperately wants

>>35169822
normally twice a day because i work out. once a day if i dont work out unless i feel sweaty and i am going out

>>35169822

Every couple of days. I've started having baths instead because it's comfy.

>>35169820

What's it like being so butthurt that the peasants fucked you over?

>>35169822
once every two days, only because my hair gets really greasy and my privates get all itchy and weird

>>35169822
never. I occasionally wash myself with a bucket of warm water and a sponge.
>>35169846
very nice

I'm feeling good,is this normal?

>>35169834
And you think the business can stand up to less profit?

What if it loses a contract?

Have you seen their accounts?

You have no clue.

>>35169871
It's not so bad for the likes of me. I can easily get visas so I can just go abroad and work in another country.

It's more that I'm laughing about the plebs fucking themselves.

>>35169848
she was okay while she was raising me but she has gone off the rails the last 2 years, she can't work because she thinks everyone is out to get her and she hears voices

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JP Morgan Shills are posting in /britfeel/ against brexit

What a time to be alive

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>>35169822
Every other day, usually. Sometimes more, sometimes less.

>mfw my boxers could be used as bioweapons at the moment

>>35169880
i want to be sweaty and smelly with all the /britfeel/ boys :)

because of the jacked up import prices and high rent it means my shop is closing down and ten people are losing their jobs

i've got about four weeks left at that place and every job ive applied for are coming back with rejections hOORAY

>>35169880
>>35169846
>>35169851

this makes me question whether i should continue to post here

>it's already 3pm

Where the fuck did the time go? All I have done today is go to sainsbury's, play vidya and watch the new episode of TWD. I feel like I spent at least 2 hours in the kitchen making food and washing up.

>>35169926
What's the matter?

You some kinda normie?

>>35169822
I shower every day before I go out. If I'm not going out then I shower once every 2 days.

>>35169892
>And you think the business can stand up to less profit?

Yes, they can either take less profit, or increase prices.

>>35169950
im too weird for the normies but not weird enough for this board

i like this board but only washing your self once a week? i cant relate to that.

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>>35169979

I know this feel too.

I have a job and leave the house everyday.

>>35169979
How fast do you end up stinking jesus christ. I haven't showered in 5 days and I smell fine

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Wow, who knew Grindr had such gems ey lads?

>>35169960
How do you know the business can take less profit?

How do you know that they could still be competitive if they raised prices?

You haven't seen the accounts, you aren't involved in getting customers, you have no idea what you're talking about.

>>35169822
every single morning. whenever I wake up my hair's a mess and my skin feels really greasy. I feel horrible if I don't shower.

>>35170004

Employees add value, and are paid wages, the difference is profit, raised wages mean that profit is reduced, but they wouldn't have raised wages above the unprofitable amount.

If they go bust (never going to happen), then their competitors would just move in to fill the market gap, and would employ more people.

>>35170004
Neither do you so shut the fuck up you moron. The EU is fucking trash and the UK is leaving it, deal with it or fuck off to Brussels.

>>35169822
Every day. Even at my NEEtiest, I could never go more than 2 days without a shower. Just not that kind of person.

>>35170004
>How do you know the business can take less profit?

Because they pay agencies 11/hour for workers who are paid 7.20 by the agency, therefore 11/hour is a profitable wage.

They've only increased my wage to 9.70, so they could increase it even further and still be profitable.