>Sister and her family are in living room
>Im drunk and hungry
>Nephew has Stacy girlfriend
Wat do?
ask if you can sniff her feet
>>35160003
I bet they smell heavenly pham
Bump. I'm drunk enough to do anything and deliver pictures. Maybe dubs decide what I'll do
>>35160128
cum in her shoes and post pics then fgt
>>35159985
just go downstairs and do what feels natural and tell a hilarious greentext story when you get back
>>35160128
I dunno dude. Just go downstairs and get your food. Why do you wanna act autistic for retards on a forum?
How fucking old are you that your NEPHEW is old enough to have a gf who he feels comfortable bringing to his gram gram's house
>>35160268
have u forgotten where you're at
>>35160303
It's just morbid curiosity so I can fool myself into thinking I still have time
>>35159985
Why are robots so inept? Even if you are a fat 0/10, this will work.
>go downstairs, introduce yourself to newphews stacy girlfriend
>ruffle his hair, pat him on the back, or do something patronizing and tell her he's said a lot about you
>tell an embarrasing story
Thats how you socialize. Next time she sees you she will say hi to you.
>>35160268
He is 18 i think, I'm 27
>>35160400
They like me but I'm drunk as fuck atm
Bump. This is not her but she almost looks identical.
Why is life so unfair?