Would you eat her pussy or eat the pizza?

>>35155937
the pizza because women are disgusting

>>35155937
i feel uncomfortable knowing that she's one brap away from ruining that pizza

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The pizza obviously. That disgusting roastie is a meal for niggers, not me.

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I'm too intimidated by thick women I instantly view them as a mommy figure and act submissive. That's why I can only gf skinny teens with flat chests.

Can I eat the pussy first then the pizza?

If no then pussy

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>>35155937
>cheese pizza
>papa johns

Holy shit

>>35155937
I prefer pizza over roast beef so I would say pizza

Eugh, americans make the worst pizza holy shit

god i want to fuck that pizza and eat that girl

>>35155937

I'm lactose intolerant.

I think I would grab that that paper packaging on the bottom left, sit on her bed and talk to her about why her floors are unfinished. If she offers to get me something lactose-free to eat, I may even offer to help her sand and lacquer her floors

>>35155937
I always find it funny how small pussy looks on thicc girls.

It's like wooooah what happened to your genitals?

>>35155979
roasties don't know shit about shit, clearly

>>35155979
This. Papa Johns is insipid garbage for sports fans.

>people on this board complain about no gf and being khv
>say they would forego eating pussy for a 20 dollar pizza
wat

>>35155937
The only girl I've had sex with was a 17yo with a body exactly like hers but with a face that looked like Chloe Moretz. I don't even remember how long it's been but I haven't gotten laid since

>>35156247
>Sex =/= love REEEEEEEEEE

>>35156285
yet the mention of having had sex = get out normie ree

>>35155937
>stick pizza in vagina and eat both

>>35156284
>robots will still call us normies
It hurts

>>35155937
Both feast between her legs then stuff my fat face with the pizza win*win

>>35156285
Nobody will ever love you though. Just take the emotionless meaningless sex>>35156285

stick the pizza up her pussy and eat while i eat

I feel like this is a trick. I do like pizza, but she probably rubbed her pussy on it. After I eat she'd be like
>haha that's pussy pizza, you ate my roast after all, nerd

Fuck that, I'll just go home and order my own pizza. I'll even get one that has toppings.

>>35155937
''Can you please leave, you're ruining my pizza''

>>35156247

Its not like she'll be your gf just because you waltz in as a stranger and start gumming her roast. She'd consider you beta and bf is the last thing on her mind. That's assuming you can even hold her down long enough to slobber on her vagina in the first place. You'd be raped in prison. Think this through, friend.

>>35155937
>plain cheese pizza

why do faggots do this

>>35155937
**BRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPP**

Whew oh my GOD! Oh that one squirted a little *laughs*. Hope you like the taste of leftovers!

>>35155937
eat the pussy fuck the pizza XDXDXDXD

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Neither. Given the chance I'd eat her ass instead. Thicc girls like Natalie Austin always have the most intoxicating musky assholes

>>35156439

Its healthy because less calories or something. Women are fucking stupid.

>>35155961
But in what order!?

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>>35156706
Do you have any facts to back that up?

Oh this ones easy.

>Rub pizza into pussy until sauce and bits of loose cheese come off inside of her
>eat both at the same time

>>35155937
>tfw no soft comfy pizza gf
>mfw I do

I'm a smooth operator

>>35156824
Only facts I have is my experience

No fat chicks, thanks. I'll have the pizza.

I'd eat the pizza as I fucked her from behind, but only if she covered her butterface with the pizza box

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Ill eat her pussy like its life giving sustenance.

>>35157524
>cp
>FUCKING SPRITE

MOOOOOOOOODS

who is this pizza slut?

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>>35155971
On behalf of the black delegation, I accept.

You can masturbate to Mongolian midget porn while I lick that pussy like the last drops of a delicious soup in a bowl. While she licks my whistle clean, you'll be wiping gum drops off your floor.

>>35155937
like the fist of angry retard on bath salts

>>35157589
She's 21 retard......

Origindjdj

>>35155937
I would suck her pussy like the last stain of water left in a desert.

>>35157736
>Cheese pizza
>Cp
Happy I had to explain the fucking joke you fucking imbecile?

>>35157736
she looks way older than 21 imo, but i'd still eagerly get to know her and snuggle her gently.

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>>35155937
why would someone subject themselves to eating pussy

its not necessary and its unattractive on your part

>>35155937
Fuck her first, then eat the pizza. It's always hard to have sex on a full stomach, better to do it when you are hungry.

>>35157653
>Implying even a degenerate whore actually wants to fuck a nigger.

im hungry as fuck give me that pizza

>>35158167
Except I've probably ducked more girls than you. I love the degenerate who're types because those hitches really know how to suck a sick, and they want to show how progressive they are by sucking me dry.

>>35155937
eat her bowel movement after she finishes digesting that meal

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>>35155937
Only Betas eat Pussy. I'd eat the Pizza while she gags on muh dick

>>35155937
neither, that picture made me nauseous

Pussy first to work up my appetite. Then pizza.

>>35155937
the pizza im so hungry maybe if i ate that pizza i would have the energy to eat pussy but im just so hungry man thanks from sudan

>>35155937
pizza is unhealthy and i dont want herpies

answer is neither

>>35158116
It's a myth perpetuated by bitch men who are just happy to touch bagina in any way, I never ate pussy and then one day I did and now I'm a huge bitch

>>35155937

take it away and say "you've had enough"

>>35155950
>Papa Johns
>not disgusting
found the fly over state

>>35155937
feed her the pizza! i wan her thicker!

I'd probably just leave the room

>>35155937
pizza, seriously.

i understand how some people could find her attractive, but she doesn't do nothing for me. kinda cute face, maybe if she were like 100lbs less.

I assume both. If she brought that entire pizza just for herself im not going to give her any oral. Bitch.

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>>35155937
>cheese pizza

I'll take the pussy please.

>>35155937
This roastie is disgusting looking, so much so that she makes that shitty papa John's look edible

>>35155937
Both. She's passably thicc

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>>35155937
What degenerate would choose a fucking roastie over the god given gift that is Pizza.

I'm vegan, so I wouldn't eat the pizza.

The pizza being proximate to the girl's mouth also suggests that she eats pizza, so I would not eat her, as I could probably taste the dairy on her.

As a Christian vegan, nor would I have any sexual contact with a woman who is not my wife, and I'd rather not marry a non-vegan.

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>>35158235
>ducked
>who're
>hitches
>suck a sick

>>35155937

Eat the pizza, then fuck her face, then 360 degrees and walk away.

I was gonna say pizza until i realized it was papa johns

>>35155937
I'm fond of pussy and pizza but together this makes me want to vomit

>>35155937
eat the lampshade
fuck the pizza
sell the pussy

>>35155937
I would gape her asshole and stuff the pizzas slices in, and then creampie that asshole.

>>35155937
pizza of corse

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>>35155937
>tfw work for Papa John's
>every time I see one of these threads, this bitch is eating Papa John's
>get triggered every time

neither, i grab a sledgehammer and slam it into her skull

>>35155937
>only cheese
What are ya, gay?

>>35162005
SOMETHING
INSIDE
MEEEEEEEEE
ITS, ITS COMING OUT
I FEEL LIKE KILLING YOUUUUU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNhN6lT-y5U

>>35161788
I worked at Papa John's and still love their 'za

>>35162076
kek

roeginal

>>35161788
Anon how can I get Papa Johns to stop texting me about their fucking deals. I'm a vegan so I don't even eat pizza, I don't know how they got my number. I've already asked them to stop once.

>>35155950
first post best post as always
origngls

>>35162105
CREATED TO KILl
tHE CARNAGE CONTINUES
VIOLENTLY RESHAPING
HUMAN FACIAL TISSUE

>>35155937
Pizza. Pussy can be eaten later because it'll still be hot whereas the pizza can go cold.

I love pizza.

>>35162135
1. Stop telling everyone that you're a vegan.

2. The bot that's texting you the deals is automated. It doesn't listen to complaints. Typically, it responds to all caps messages like
>STOP
>END
>UNSUBSCRIBE
>UNSUB
>KILL

3. Try adding your number to a do not call list. The FCC has their own database, and your phone provider should have one as well.

>>35162848
I thought the veganism thing was p. hilarious desu famalam. I'm somehow randomly being texted about fermented cow titty secretions and toasted mammal flesh from a service I didn't even sign up for or give my number to.

Thanks though senpai I'll try your advice.