Why dont you just go for a milf?

>>35150215
Because I'm fucking ugly.

>>35150215
>>35150224
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oreguina

>>35150215
No idea how to. I guess MILFs are less demanding regarding physique, but you have to bring something more, and different.

What is it?

>>35150319
No, you're wrong. MILFs are looking for cute young boys, that's it.

>>35150319
Maturity and to make them feel young again

>>35150215
I'm not a young Chad, so that's not an option either.

But thanks for trying.

>>35150215
>Why dont you just go for a milf?
They usually look ugly.

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>>35150215
>the r34 art is better than the actual shows art

>>35150224
This

not original +300o0u80

>>35150215
I've worked in grocery/retail a long time and know enough that milfs only want chads and normies with boyish looks

Because I'm scared of real relationships

Because I don't know where to find them.

The best way to pull in a MILF is either to go to a bar or work retail at JCPenney or Macy's, some shitty clothing store for women. Bonus points if they sell bathroom accessories or bed sheets