>tfw I will never have her Why even live, r9k?

I actually fucking hate women.

>>35147648
From the jazz description to the snow thing this is literally me, except I hate clubbing. But because I'm 5/10 these interests mean nothing other than that I'm a weirdo.

LITERALLLY ME LADS

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This is the reason why im gay,i either will get a man or a transsexual,i dont fucking care,all the woman today want some white man (im white) with a foot long dick,no father,lamborghini driving ass and 11/10

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>past his hoe phase
>has to like clubbing

>>35147648
Is this some next level post ironic shitposting that roasties have mastered? I have to learn from them

keep in mind that she'll die alone because her expectations are so high. many such cases!

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I used to think they had unrealistic expectations cause they don't want to be rejected. So they reject you retroactively.

But no, it is the Internet. They can choose those men and have sex with them. And they think that by having sex they date them.

>>35147648

>good for her that she has lowered her standards so she can finally find someone

>>35147865
Haha. Yeah. Like what would you even do in a club other then getting some poon?

>>35147648
>taking this seriously

Nobody is that specific.

>>35147877
>Intelligent
>Choosing her

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>>35147899
>She can finally find someone


why man

>>35147648
>I want a fake looking bimbo with impossible standards

Why?

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Why do roasties like tattoos anyways?

It's the ultimate sign of impulsivity. That you have real foresight that you might not want to look at the same quote or logo for the next 50 years.

Include me in screencap plz

>>35147961
If you happen to be the 0.01% of people who meets her criteria why would you even bother with her? Why not just choose someone YOU want?

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>>35147877
>Average looking
>Single mom
>Having the fucking audacity to demand anything from a man
Bitch should be fucking thankfull if anyone pays her any attention whatsoever

>>35147765
>literally me

as if she'd ever date you xDDDDD

>>35148012
Xdddd
Fuck off and die

>>35147648
>I just want
>man lists what he wants in this same manner
>"OH MY GOD YOU MYSOGNIST ENTITLED SHITLORD"

>>35148035
SUCK MY DOCK U LITL FAGOT STAR WARZ MUTHERFUCKER LOSER CUNT HOLE PUSSY

originally

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>>35148169
>Duck
ohhh i would like to suck on some tasty ducks

>>35147648
I'm sure you've heard this before but fuck women like this they're the type to flip shit if you demand any type of standard from them and while 99% of R9K couldnt meet her standards who would want such a vapid bitch that has such a preconceived notion of what they want in life and would act like a crying baby if and when(when she hits 40) things dont go her way?

biggest dissapointment
>black
>dick is 3 inches

>>35148211
her entire value in a hole and she wants equality