/britfeel/

>14 posts early

>>35144130
>tfw when you mix up Shipman and Sutcliffe because shipman was memed so hard

sorry lads

>>35144130

>tfw uni calls your house number for a post-graduate survey and you have to confess you're an English Lit Grad that works at a coffee shop

Kill me now lads

>>35144170

>responding to university surveys

They just want your money anon

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>>35144170
hahaha :^)

lads want to post some cheeky waifus? you dont have to though.

is 5 inches by 3 inch girth enough dick to survive in modern society? i feel inferior and that everyone must have a bigger dick than me.. no woman will ever actually enjoy this dick right? i see them bouncing on huge 7-8 inch dongs and loving it why would they ever want to settle for this

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>>35144130

>>35144111

crossposting for advice

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I hope you all went to church on this glorious sunday, my lads

>>35144130
Can anyone give me a quick rundown on the OP image? The references are too small and too dense for me to get all of them.

>Tfw laptoplet

>>35144206

why dont you give us a picture and we can let you know, or better yet compare with other anons penis pictures

>>35144215
be nice to her and smile.

>>35144215
don't fuck up a marriage and one which might have kids, imagine if the husband was a robot as well, screwing over another robot is not cricket

>>35144224
Use your browsers zoom feature or open it in a new tab

>>35144215

Fug her then ghost her when you leave for the new job.

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Day 2 after buying my first onahole: help

>>35144170
Your options are coffee shop or some kind of teacher desu. Get in on the latter if you can. If you can handle the norman interaction in a coffee shop you can teach part time and will be compensated much better for it.

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Might go to the pub later, not like i've got much else to do

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>>35144197

Cheekiest I've got for you m8
>Tfw only about 7 pictures of the waifu

Sweet shop anon reporting in

There's some autist staring at the jelly beans and making sure each one is in the bag horizontally and getting two of each bean yet leaving all the dispensers in a right state

I hope you read this you slow fuck I have to stare at you while you do this

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>>35144248
you're a degenerate, little D

>>35144248
I tend to find my experience actually even improves after a week or two, this is with more high quality and hardy ones though which i feel need some time to be 'broken in'... I hope you are washing it and looking after it properly lad, keep on top of that.

>>35144233
cos i know everyone will laugh at my dick

>>35144254
It makes me laugh when Americans - black or otherwise - think they can drink. I remember I met an American in a bar on holiday in Venice and he said
>Wow, you're pretty thirsty huh?
I almost laughed out loud. Absolute amateurs.

>>35144130

If some former one night stand called you to say they now had a child, and said it was yours, what would you do?

>>35144314

They don't start young enough to get good.

It's like starting karate in your 30s.

>>35144325

Change my number and hope for the best

>>35144296
I'm beginning to think that was your endgame all along you small dicked faggot, you'll never please a woman or even a man with that Whistle-pop of a """penis""" just start on the HRT already

>>35144325
praise the lord because I'm a virgin so it must be a miracle.

>>35144345
thanks but it actually makes me want to kill my self, im a 24 yr old virgin who's turned down a few sexual advances just because im afraid of what they might think when they reach for my dick and realize its not even 6inches

>>35144215
>report her for sexual harassment
>'but anon, women can't sexually assault a man haha'
>sue them for a fat sum

>>35144325
Wonder how they got my number

>>35144378
If you're actually not a humiliation fetishist I'd tell you to just get on with it. Your dick is fine. I'm probably about the same and I've fucked about 25 women and 5 men. Even had a marriage proposal (I turned that single mum Christmas cake down and got out of there of course).There's a lot more to sex than just dick size. Not disputing for a second that a larger dick wouldn't be better though (within limits - go too big and it's offputting for all but the turboest of sluts).

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>>35144279
Hush, T
>>35144287
Mine was only like 12 dollars, shows no signs of wear and tear so far but I can feel it's being broken in already. I don't really have any anti-bac or anything but I'm hoping soap (expensive soap with anti-bacterial properties, not cheap shit) will suffice. As soon as it looks like it's growing little green mushrooms though I'm chucking that shit.
>already considering a second purchase
What is wrong with me

>>35144325
Happened to me. Then she said she miscarried. I said 'Oh thank God' and hung up.

>>35144378
A womans vag is only on average 3 inches deep. If she demands bigger she's a whore

>>35144325
Ask which one of my one night stands it was xDDDD #justchadthings

>>35144444
You're surely blessed by the luck of kek

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>>35144333
This guys right, imagine not being able to drink legally til 21. I'm 21 now but just imagining I can't go to the pub or buy a pack til now is horrendous. 3 years heads start does a lot, yurop is no exception with their even lower drinking ages that its amusing.

>>35144436
>12 dollars
FOY

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>>35144444
Based digits and post, I dub you Lord Abortion

>>35144426
>>35144447
thanks lads will it be a good idea to order an escort for my first time? at least i know she'll pretend to enjoy it because its her job as opposed to just bringing back a random girl to my house and that might save me some embarrassment

i bet most people here are not even british

>>35144468
With Europe I think they have a healthier, non-binge drinking attitude. America, particularly college age, have the same attitude as us only they're shit at it since they wait. Besides, legally? Who waits until it's legal to start drinking?

>>35144516
>Besides, legally? Who waits until it's legal to start drinking?

normal people and not shitskin lawbreakers

>>35144513
That sounds like something someone who wasn't British would say.

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>>35144436
the onahole guide on /jp/ has a general selection and reviews, i would actually recommend buying some spaced a few months apart and finding some different ones that are really good. I dont spend over 25 on them and its worth it imo. normal cleaning like that should be fine.
>>35144444
lucky boy hahaha
>>35144488
i think most places have dollers as standard payment, >>35144436 I usually convert to jpy for better deal i think but i dont remember fully.
>>35144503
get a milf escort or something you would feel comfortable with maybe.

>>35144488
Bought it from an American site you tosser, don't even accuse me of such a disgusting crime as being a yank

>>35144500
kek approved jkjkjkjkj

>>35144527
I don't know a single person that waited till they were 18 to start drinking

>>35144558
we already gathered you were a shitskin, so it's not surprising you associated with shitskins who don't care about the law

>>35144516
Only say legally because you have some moralfags who wont drink til the appropriate age and even if you did drink underage, getting your hands on alcohol wasn't always easy unless you had someone who'd get that shit for you like an older brother or the off license really didn't give a shit.

>>35144573
>shitskin
>most paki countries alcohol is banned

>>35144513
Watcha doin' there, Imam?

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>Starting to think more and more about dropping out of society
Living off as little as I can in the middle of nowhere becomes more attractive to me every day.

i got no friends i cant believe this is not original

>>35144222
I was too lazy to. I am a man wracked by sloth.

>>35144602
trying to get /pol/ to help anti eu candidates win in elections

>17 unique posters
How would it feel like to get them all in one room and rail Azulad?

>>35144643
already have haha, would recommend :)

What's your thoughts on Pendulum lads? I used to listen to them a lot when I was 13 and played Halo 3 every day. Gone back to them recently and still like most of their stuff

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>your crush has gotten together with some manlet faggot
It fucking hurts

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>inXile have made a new game that is apparently a pseudo-sequel to Planescape: Torment
I don't know what to think of this

>>35144675
This always gives me hope as a manlet

>>35144643
also already have haha, would recommend :)

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Rare pic of me...yes I'm 18

Gonna buy a chromebook tomorrow (if I get paid then) to help with my uni bullshit, goodbye 200 quid

>>35144675

I absolutely love those animated pepes

>>35144743
Better than buying some shitty gaming laptop

>>35144675
Admit it. he's probably better than you.

>>35144743

I'd rather just have a second hand laptop or cheap netbook desu.

Why are you going chromebook?

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bleed my heart out dont even get any you's

>>35144777
Well you're going to get (you)s now with those trips.

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>>35144756
Have another, mate.

>>35144773
Affordability and I use google drive a lot for my uni work and it's super quick and the battery life is stellar

I've got a fully fledged desktop in my bedroom, I just need something light and quick for library trips

>>35144458

I've had 2 One night stands and I'm still a robot.

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>starting full-time work this week after 5 years of either not working or working part-time
>will have no time or energy left to game, fap, drink, or even do household chores
Kill me

>>35144769
He's better at socialising (the joy of not being an Autist) but he is genuinely chav tier in looks.

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>>35144675
Heh do I know tf, my oneitis went for this fucking cuck

>>35144130
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4260878/Peter-Sutcliffe-prison-bust-Ian-Huntley.html

I believe it's Sutcliffe vs Lian

>its another anon borrows money from his younger brother to feed his xanax addiction episode

fucking hate this one

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>>35144197

I am fucking sick of looking for flats

How do you quantify the value of cycling to work? A net cost because of the inconvenience and getting cold and wet in winter, or an overall benefit from the health-giving exercise?

Is it really worth living near a city centre if you aren't a turbo-normie who wants to go to clubs and restaurants all the time?

>>35144826
Where do you get xanax in England? Every dealer I've had doesn't supply it or no anyone that does

>>35144206

Women are terrible at guessing size, the girl I've been seeing thought my 5.5 was actually 7 when I brought up the fact she keeps calling it big when it's average.

She then reckoned maybe it feels big because it's thick, but I've never measured girth before but I don't think I'm that thick really.

>>35144816
>liking Star Wars after 18
Lol fucking numale

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>>35144756
here kcddhdhduih

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>>35144816
Here's mine.

Very original.

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>>35144816
>those job and education listings
>liking starwars
>looks like a man child
I hope this isn't true, lad

>tfw nearly confessed I had a crush on an anon the other day
so glad I didn't desu
the thought of being rejected is too much

>>35144860

Everyone on 4chan is a numale basically.

>>35144655
>13
>halo 3

Just. Get out.

>>35144269
what's the best sweet lad?

>>35144849
i have 1 personal dealer who usually has bars but if not i have to get them off the DW

>>35144885

It wasnt Shipposter was it?

>>35144906
I'm 22 lad

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>>35144777
Triple 7 - Kek's own holy number! And a full house besides! First quints and now this. The Demon of Song moves among us!

>>35144902
Star Wars is fucking terrible lad

Well not completely terrible but extremely overrated

>>35144325
>Tell her I'm on my way and ready to "step up to the plate"
>Instead book plane somewhere nice
>Burn through all my savings having a great time
>Kill myself so she can't leech off me
>Die smiling imagining the look on her face when she'll have to make that single mum OKCupid profile.

>>35144847
those are some nice legs

Bill Paxton has kicked the bucket, lads.

>>35144796
not the same reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>>35144777
Have a (You) on me lad desu

>>35144847
>voluntarily living in the midst of multiculti poz
Not worth it at all lad, do you even need to ask us? You're right, unless you're a turbo-normie, a yuppie or a paki it's not worth it at all

Read old reports from social services to my parents that I found in the attic last night.

>16/04/07 allegation against bio dad by sister. Report from CPS to parents. Anon aware of the situation and unsettled
>01/05/07 anon missing person. Left college and walked to Beer

It's around this time that the memories started coming back. If only I could still be naive. I'm sure I'd have found out eventually though. WOO!

Ffs I just woke up again lads. Always hate it when this happens. Well, I guess I'm still alive. What should I do?

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Anyone fancy a quick dose?

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>eaten nothing but pizza this weekend
My guts feel like a traction engine

>>35145143
I know that feel. But I have been on the KFC train.

>constant ache in balls
>google it
>diabetes

Welp. My personal theory is it's because I edged for the first time the other day and it was sort of painful

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>>35145143
>tfw had half a maccy d's and felt like I was going to be sick

>>35144816
Jesus Christ there's hope for us yet

>>35145060

I am certainly getting that feeling, but if I live in the centre it means I can walk to work and be lazy, rather than drive or get the bus. But it will be an extra 300 good boy points/month for that privilege, compared to living in a commuter village.

Fucking hell real life is so tedious

>>35145130
Good night sleepy Harold.

>>35145201
I had maccys at lunch time and have spent all afternoon pissing rusty water from my arse.

>>35145201
Is that bacon clubhouse thing any good lad

>>35145307

its just your body adjusting to the spring weather anon, have another fine mcdonalds product while you pass the time and get used to it

Brit robots, I have a question that hopefully you can help me answer.

I am moving to LONDON from abroad (filthy Scandi) for work.
Say I'll earn 20000 quid a year, what does the whole 'Personal Allowance' mean?
Does it mean that the first 9960 quid (or whatever the rate is) of what I earn will NOT be taxed, i.e. is tax-free?
So I'll only pay taxes on the remaining 10xxx quid?

Hope there are some non-NEETS who can help me out. Then I'll buy you a beer when I get there :)

I are grill btw ;)

>>35145330
I don't know, I didn't try it. I had a medium big mac.
>>35145307
Glad that didn't happen to me considering I was an hour and a half from home

>>35145344
yeah basically

>I are grill btw ;)
now fuck off

>>35145344
The first 11,000 will not be taxed. Then the 11,001 - 43,000 is taxed at 20%

>>35145194
I had a constant ache in my right nut once and turned out it was a pinched nerve ending. I had to get a more comfy desk chair and start eating more salmon

>>35145344
>scandinavian
>moving to london
You'll fit right in ahmed

>>35145330
It depends if you want liquid shit or not.

If you do then yes it's lovely

>>35145344

Every penny you earn will be taxed at least twice and then they'll tax your pension as well.

>>35145344
Fuck off we're full

oregano

All this talk of Maccie D's. Who else only visits those places when they have some kind of limited novelty on sale or a Big Tasty?

>>35144444

Kek works in mysterious ways. Was she a munter?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqIq4B1rgl4

>>35145344
Hope you're earning more than 20K because that's nowhere near enough for LONDON. You'll be living with 8 stinky french people.

>>35145415
I don't have the bowel of a scrawny chinaman m8, I've never had digestion problems after eating fast food

>>35145447
No, she was most likely the most attractive women I ever fucked. 7, maybe even an 8. However, she was seriously fucked in the head and worse still, scouse.

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how accurate is thisj

>>35145451
It'll rise after 6 months.
I can find something fairly decent with fun young professionals for about 600 quid.

Food etc. is much cheaper than here. I'll live very comfortably if this is true >>35145394

Can't wait to meet you, lads. Let's have cucumber sandwiches and tea, innit blud

31 year old virgin here lads.

Well I'm off to the Tesco soon to buy some wine. Got to start buttering up the French girl so I can fuck her.

>>35145500
You tell me, lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0hueHhYFlg

>>35145500

I am glad Japan exists

>>35145500
how should i know?

get the shota boipucci scent one.

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>>35145515
this french grl i hope

>>35145453
me neither, I'm skinny but I only eat fast food.

>>35145451
Plenty of people live on 20k in london. Get real.

>>35145344
You will probably take about 17k home after tax. Including national insurance. Google income tax calculator UK. Pretty useful. Will break it up for you.

Depending where you work. You'll need a travel card.

Rent of a room plus a monthly travel card is gonna be about 700/750. Minimum.

Have fun trappo.

>>35145709
>Plenty of people live on 20k in london
Not comfortably. They still have to share shitholes.

>>35145514
>fun young professionals

lel

Enjoy hearing Stacey getting railed by one of her six boyfriends while you try to sleep the other side of that wall

Enjoy being awoken at 3 AM when your housemates get back from the club and decide to carry on partying

>see girl I was friendly with in college six years ago in town
>go across street, overtake her then go back to other side of the street so I'm right in front of her. slow down my walking speed
>wait at a corner pretending to text on my phone, giving her ample opportunity to see my face
>she just walks straight past me

WHORE.

>>35145740
Yeah. Only rich cunts get there own place.
I live in Stratford in a double room 650. It a fine and close to the station. Do you live in London?

Actual take home will be 16767 after tax and ni.

>>35145709
Cheers, lad.

I did look up the calculator and it amounts to the following:
>Earn 20,000 in 2016/2017 and you'll take home 16,767. This means 1,397 in your pocket a month

So the Personal Allowance of the first 9960 has been included, right?

>>35145804
I live in beckton. God help me.

>>35145755
she might of not been sure if it was you. she might of been busy. fucks knows. you shouldent jump to conclusions with out knowing the full story. sometimes i see glance and people and think i know them dont let on to because i wasnt sure if it was them.

>>35145750
>implying I won't be banging girls
>implying I won't be going out on the weekends

Who else /insomnia/ here?

I've averaged 4-5 hours of severely broken sleep per night for the last few nights, going to stay up all night tonight then as long as possible in to tomorrow before trying again

Unless you've been through this you will never truly understand what it feels like to be tired

>>35145833
i get insomnia on one offs, normally if i rapidly change my sleep pattern, or go to bed too early

>>35145833
Honestly, if you cut out all caffeine it may make a difference. No tea, coffee or coke. Haven't had any today and ended up sleeping about ten hours rather than my usual six. It's shocking how exhausted you feel without it. Tried to get up at nine like usual. Just couldn't do it. Had to go back to bed.

>>35145861
It's a chronic thing with me m8, caused by an unknown physical problem currently under investigation by hospital specialists, involving severe irritation my digestive system that physically prevents me from sleeping due to the adrenaline and stress hormone release.

Because of the nature of the problem sleeping pills and any other kind of remedy you could think of do not work.

>>35145828
>implying I won't be going out on the weekends
IT's not the weekends you have to worry about, it's when one of the 8 hoursemates in a DJ and parties on wednesday night because he works saturday night.

Enjoy your kitchen full of strange spanish people you don't know, hope you have a lock on your door

>>35145913
Can't wait to be desu

>>35145909
thats a shame. even though i only have insomnia on one offs, i know how shitty it is. i dont know the exact cause of mine but it does feel like an adrenaline and stress hormone release. i get sleep paralyses too one rare occasions.

cutting out caffeine as the other guys suggested could help. exercising might help too.

>>35145804
>>35145822
>tfw live on a small rent and commute in from Essex
feels good

anyone reckon their is an after life, and if so on what basis? not looking for a debate, or to even criticize. i am just interested to hear peoples views.

>>35146193
I don't know
I haven't even got this life sorted out yet I'll focus on that first

>>35146212
fair enough, lad.

sometimes i wonder if there is an after life and im just too stupid to figure it out

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[/spoiler]>tfw no bf whose head I can pin between my thighs[/spoiler]

>>35146193

Don't see any compelling reason to believe why there would be

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>>35146234
>tfw fuck up the spoiler

>>35146193

I hope not, I would rather not go through this all again.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39097019
>Disability benefits should go to "really disabled people" not those "taking pills at home, who suffer from anxiety", a key Theresa May aide says.

>No 10 policy unit head George Freeman said personal independence payments (PIP) reforms were needed to roll back the "bizarre" decisions of tribunals.

>"These tweaks are actually about rolling back some bizarre decisions by tribunals that now mean benefits are being given to people who are taking pills at home, who suffer from anxiety," he said.

>"We want to make sure we get the money to the really disabled people who need it."

YOUR TIME HAS COME NEET SCUM

>>35146234
hello handsome, wanna fuck sometime?

>>35146193
I believe that people are broken down into component parts, including on a spiritual level. This is in a sense, 'Heaven' - a sort of pool of energy waiting to be distributed. Probably quite serene but nothing distinct - no identity nor ego - exists there. Then, it's funneled back into other projects. Perhaps as an object, perhaps as flesh, perhaps as a new soul. It's all just recycled.

>>35146225
No one knows so believe what you like better

>>35146257
What about if you started again with all the knowledge you have now

>>35146234
how does you'are butthole smell???

>>35146295

>What about if you started again with all the knowledge you have now

That would be even worse. I had some innocent years at least.

>>35146282
I like how it implies that people with anxiety receiving them is preventing those with broken legs from claiming. I also like how she's playing down significant and already maligned mental health issues.

>>35146288
Yes

>>35146296
Like butts, probably

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>tfw too autistic to be normal, but too high functioning to hang around with other autists without feeling weird, since even if our "autism level" is the same, i was raised with the understanding that i was just badly behaved while they were generally diagnosed young and raised with the understanding "you're 'special.'"

i want to drop the pretence and just be retarded again but after 22 years i am the pretence. there's not much else there.

>>35146295
>What about if you started again with all the knowledge you have now

I play this scenario a lot, and it usually ends with me either being arrested for rape at 12, or ending up dead because I warn people about 9/11 and the lizard people figure out I'm a future-dweller

lads i'm meeting some mormons for lunch

what should i say?

>>35146361

Grace

originally

>>35146148
Where in essex my g?
Familiar with Brentwood, Chelmsford and Colchester

>>35146361
>>35146392

should i feel bad for wasting their time? i dont really want to join their cult but i just want to hear their views

>>35146329
People making soft claims like "anxiety" is what causes the tests to be stricter and people with real illnesses having to prove it. So in a way, it does

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>>35146334
nice saved

>>35146427
bas m8 commuting is killing me

>>35146234

>nobly knees

2/10

would not bang

>>35146451
Someone with 'just' anxiety might well be a shut-in who has panic attacks and is incapable of normal function though. This isn't me btw, but anxiety - especially coupled with depression which would not be unusual - should not be underestimated.

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>>35146282
Genuinely wish they'd legalize assisted suicide.

I wouldn't care what they did to disability benefits if I knew that once I had "no other option", I could just go lie back in a chair and die. It's the uncertainty that gets me. Certain death would be fucking brilliant, it's the idea of slowly dying of a cough on the streets in the pissing rain that gets me down. Or the idea of not knowing week-on-week if the JSA lady is going to be a fucking bitch and ruin everything.

Take away the uncertainty and you'd make my life blissful. But no, you want me to take on debt, to fight. Fuck you.

>>35146295
>What about if you started again with all the knowledge you have now

would be better than dying and not existing. i think it would be quite interesting. dont think i would tell people about 911 or anything like that, mostly because the government would think im involved or from the future. going through primary school, and high school would be weird because i wouldent be able to talk with them on a relate level and the adults would think of me as some weird child-man. not saying im smart but obviously because of the knowledge i already have i would be able to excel at school and maybe be sent to one of them special schools for gifted children

would be a laugh

>>35146292
sounds interesting. thanks for sharing.

>>35146527
So jump in front of a train, consider that assisted suicide

>>35146282
I don't mind pip not going to neets, aslong as theyre getting something else.
which should be esa really.

>>35146461
What you do bro?
That's on the c2c into Charing cross?
I quite liked basildon as a kid. Even more run down now though. Comic book shop in the square beneath the huge stairs. Toys r us. That mall with the fountain.
Might take a trip sometime soon lol.

>>35144130
Valentines still in the fucking window.

come on man, sort it out.

>>35144130
Whos that semen demon to the left of mummy?

>>35146566
There exists a risk of failure and pain, or of being stopped, or of being too unwell to do it when I decide I've had enough.
None of that. Make it clear and honest, if you want to bring the bill down then legalize it and kill off all the burdens. At least Aktion T4 was upfront.

They won't though, because suicide is already ridiculously common amongst working age people. At least some of them can see that the game is rigged and it's time to stop playing.

lads i unironically wank my self off to our kay, theres one video where she makes egg n chips and she looks like a right minx on it.. cant help but think what it'd feel like to grab on them saggy wabs while i slam my fat cock up her minge

>>35146629
other night some anons dad got caught at an adult baby minders when he had a heart attack.

>>35146652

She strikes me as a woman that's into deep fisting

>>35146571
software dev, you're thinking of the c2c into fenchurch street which I get

basildon is okay it's just a little depressing but that's because I live here I suppose

>comic book shop
I think that was the one that was turned into a vape shop, there's still one up in the galleries though I think
>mall with the fountain
Apparently they've removed it in the last week or so

>>35146532
>>35146354
I meant more reincarnation meme so no 9/11 warnings kek

>>35146652
Absolutely bloody revolting.

>>35146652
That's actually disgusting mate, put me right off my food you horrid cunt

>>35146652
go for it lad, think its safe to say she wouldn't say no

>>35146234
Show me those feet desu

>>35146193
I reckon there is, it's sort of hard to believe that the human conscious would just amount to nothing. I reckon it'll either be like an eternal sleep with dreams, or you reincarnate to a second life, maybe as another being on another being. Who knows, it's kind of comforting yet terrifying to think about

>>35146735
*maybe as another being on another planet

>>35146193
I hope so, and I hope I'm different there. I don't believe there is though.

>>35146675
Got a charizard from the original version pokemon set in bas. That's probably its biggest claim to fame.

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>>35146653
Fucking hell, and that's the bird who's doing this? She's pretty fit so i've got mixed feelings now

>>35146735
>sort of hard to believe that the human conscious would just amount to nothing

You mean like when you go to sleep every night?

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>>35146869
apparently the only thing worth preserving is a block of flats

I grew up here and all my friends and family are here so looks like I'll never leave fully

>>35146906
Your conscious just goes to a lower state when we sleep, it doesn't disappear completely

>>35146895
>>35146895
I dunno, don't remember, someone posted her facebook or something lastnight. maybe someone else can post it

>>35146996

So you're saying you're consciously aware of being in a state of dreamless sleep?

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>Mfw I have theeth growing out of my gums
I have perfect set of theeth but more theeth just starts growing
Why.

>>35147019
At a lower state yes, it's why you can hear outside stimuli inside your dreams like someone calling your name. It'd be pretty dumb survival wise to be completely 100% when asleep.

Sing song time!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teV7v18jllg

>>35147036
>theeth

It's TEETH

>>35144130
Anyone else have a healthy emotional/sexual life?
Feels good lads.

>>35147158
no but I'm getting there
feels optimistic man

>>35146282

>cut almost 4 billion bong from welfare
>ontop of the billions cut due to austerity
>ATOS walked out on 500 million contract because they were so shit at their job
>Maximus took over and nothing changed
>employees lie about your ability to work so they won't have to pay you bennies
>have to chase it up for months
>thousands kill themselves due to false WCA reports
>job centre lies about unemployment numbers
>unemployment closer to 15% than the reported 5%
>3x more unemployed than available jobs
>they don't care about you
>they don't help you find work
>get forced to work in a shop for 6 months 30+ hours a week for your benefits
>0 hours contract in the service industry is the best you can get

The Job Centre isn't there to help you find work

The Job Centre is there to make the act of finding work so depressing and pointless that you stop going or kill yourself.

How long till being poor is illegal? At this rate they're just gonna change job centres into euthanasia clinics.

>>35147158

If there were a way to type "ree" with fewer than two e's, you would still deserve even less

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>>35147158
Out! Norman out!

>>35146193
Yes I definitely believe there's an after life. I don't think I can explain why, well but I assume everything is recycled.

I'm a Space fag so I used to think, if things in space died and become something else why wouldn't I. I've come to see this now, as a stars growing up process than it dying.

>>35147216
>At this rate they're just gonna change job centres into euthanasia clinics.

We can only hope

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>>35147036
>theeth

Can't stop laughing

>>35147267
>The golden doors to the job centre swing open
>Inside waits Harold with a kindly, paternal smile
>He asks you to take a seat
>You proffer your filled in job search form but with a gentle laugh and a shake of the head he reassures you that you won't need to worry about those horrible forms anymore
>Five minutes pass and you are promptly shown into an interview room
>Came in expecting a horrible browbeating from a spiteful civil servant
>Receive a lethal dose of morphine instead

Washing my bedclothes for the first time since early December

>>35147395
Mine were clean in August/September at a guess. See no reason to clean em.

>>35147262
>I definitely believe there's an after life. I don't think I can explain why
>I don't think I can explain why

I know the other anon said he didn't want to start an argument, and I don't want to either, but jesus christ, people like you make me sick

The thought that so many people on the planet will believe something out of no concrete evidence or reason, but just because it feels right or they think it makes sense to them, personally.

And these people are allowed to vote.

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>>35146193
>anyone reckon their is an after life, and if so on what basis?

No. Do you think dogs go on to an afterlife? They're animals too, just because we're more intelligent than them doesn't change the fact we're still just animals. All of this is the result of random luck, there's no deeper meaning to it than why is grass green.

When you die that's it, there's nothing after.

>>35146598
what should be there instead? It's still feb

>>35147430
Doesnt it smell? I mean I quite like the smell of my bed musk after a couple of months but there's a point where I'm aware it actually smells pretty bad

Not that I'm on disability benefits or anything but it's funny how they constantly try and snip bits off something that's a relatively small part of social spending but won't lay a finger on anything related to the old just because they vote more.

>>35147008
>>35146629
Google Nanny Betty

>>35147478
It may be starting to smell a bit. To make matters worse I want to get the French girl in my bed soon, which did make me think about washing it but I doubt I'll bother desu.

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>>35147216
>tfw until 1973, the primary aim of government policy was full employment for those able
>tfw wages for the poorest rose the fastest
>tfw the neoliberals came along and ruined everything
Look at nearly any chart, any chart at all for living standards in this country - income inequality, personal debt, council house construction, unemployment, house prices, current account deficit* you'll see the same trends: In the 70s things often get a bit wobbly. In the 80s they get worse, and they stay hellish or get worse through the 90s and 2000s. Since the 2008 crash, the incomes of the poorest have been declining in real terms for the first sustained period since WW2.

The exception is inflation, and that's because inflation was the excuse used to change all the other policies even though it was 90% caused by the shock of having the oil price shoot up in 1973. Even then, RPI inflation in the months heading up to Thatcher's resignation was just as bad as it was when she took power. And this is global - it's the same basic story across all western countries. Hell, the Euro was created to make sure governments couldn't go back on it.

*this isn't the deficit the government talks about - that's the budget deficit and doesn't mean much because borrowing costs are ridiculously low right now. The current account deficit is how much we buy from other countries vs how much we sell to other countries. From 1950 to 1971 countries and the IMF worked together to make sure it was always around zero - countries bought and sold about the same amount, equal trade. The last time we had a current account surplus was in 1986. It's been totally ignored, even though it's far more important than the budget deficit.

2008 should have fixed all this, but it didn't. They propped the whole thing up.
Hopefully in the next crash that won't be an option, or we're all dead.

>>35147498

Honestly, after looking through her Twitter, I'm a fucking normie compared to them.

>>35147486
My friend works in planning, he says there's a housing shortage because it's ultimately up to the local council members to decide how many houses get built that year in each area and since they don't wanna piss off home owners who vote they always approve the bare minimum.

So you can't afford a house because some old fart wants one more year in his cushy job.

>>35147600
Or we could just not import 500000 people a year and the housing crisis would be solved virtually instantly.

>>35146282
What about those with a diagnosed disability such as aspergers syndrome? They've got records on me dating back to my toddler years.

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Goodnight lads

original

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>>35147600
Yep.
This country is ruled by homeowners: http://wosland.podgamer.com/we-arent-the-99/

>>35147638
It wouldn't, though. They hold down supply as well as demand.

>>35147638
Pretty sure the housing crisis is more down to baby boomers buying up shitloads of property and renting it out so they can sit on a mountain of gold.

Not so much immigrants.

>>35147651
Aspergers isn't a barrier to work

>>35146956
That building design does not look safe.

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fuck these stupid threads

i'm british but this is the cancer of r9k

please fuck off and kill yourselves

>>35147600
Why would building more houses piss off home owners? It's not like it would cause the price of housing the plummet, estate agents wouldn't let it happen.

>>35147676
PIP doesn't go to the unemployed. PIP is for paying the extra costs of having to buy microwave meals because you'll burn the house down if you use an oven, or taxis because you'll get lost.

You get PIP even if you work, if you score enough points. (Don't worry, even if you're a quadriplegic you won't. They'll lie on the form.)

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>>35147681
Your recommendation is considered and declined

>>35147676
Oh yes it is, I can't even be left alone for more than a few hours without support.

>>35147681

>t. Welsh"man"

>>35147444
>>35147444
Triggered.
Can you prove everything you believe in?
Humans are naturally curious and this is how we've created some great things.

>>35147600
pretty sure its more the private property developers not building to keep prices as high as possible- the government and councils don't build that many houses anymore, they probably should do that again.

>>35147708
What sort of job leaves you alone for hours at a time?

>>35147683
Depends where you live, people in the suburbs don't want a housing estate being built on the field near their house.

>>35147703

Oh, God, that film's so fucking embarrassing.

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>>35147709
i'm not welsh i'm scottish faggot

now get off my board

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>>35147733
Same girl?

robototototototo

>>35147660
>>35147662
Only let some of the builders in then.

Rents would go down with less demand.

>>35147660
Thanks Labour

>>35147742

What's made you so miserable, Anon?

>>35147756

I don't know. Stupid film regardless.

>>35147769
Even if we started deporting people, it would be a while for there to be sufficient housing.

Remember, most normies still expect to own a house one day. Living with their parents is an oddity.

>>35147681
t. jelly steamfeels poster

>>35147683
1. The believe their house price WILL drop
2. They don't want more people in the area/spoiling their view
3. They're just crotchety old cunts who laugh about renting out a house they bought for 60k way back when to people on short leases for ridiculous money

My friend told me about that last one in detail, they laughed about the fact they could evict their tennant with a months notice.

>>35147778
Labour didn't get in until 97, the housing drop off started long before that, really went to shit after Thatcher decided to sell them all.

>>35146598
bring solutions not problems

>>35147808
Wow old people in this country are really nasty bastards.

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>>35147778
Eh, all parties are to blame. Tories for introducing right to buy (what the fuck is the point of councils building houses they're just going to have to sell at a loss?), New Labour for being too timid to repeal it.
Scotland could be interesting because if I remember right the SNP did repeal it.

But alas, all politicians believe the same thing, when it comes to neoliberalism...

No more PIP for people with anxeity

>>35147784
We need 250,000 houses a year currently, we import 500,000 people a year, in like 2 years of not importing we wouldn't even have to make any more houses than we normally do to have a surplus because people die/leave.

>>35147809
Selling them would have been okay if they just kept at least trying to build enough, no government has really tried for so long. Now the private building market is fucked and they dont build enough for their own profit margins and to keep prices high.

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>>35147864
We also export about 250,000 people a year.

Housebuilding remains about static regardless of immigration.

>>35147864
lots of the overall immigration numbers you cant really stop (or should not) if you include foreign students in that etc. though of course net immigration being so high does not help at all.

>>35147719
No, it's because the government has retarded rules that discourage developers.

Just last week my friend told me about a developer saying "we wanna build 6 houses" and the council had some retarded rule about green space or affordable housing and the developer went "fine fuck you, we'll only build 2 houses then"

>>35147864
We need to start making good houses again, not the shitty match boxes with even smaller gardens that we currently erect on shitty land.

My house was built 90 years ago and back then it was considered small, but its massive compared to some of today's houses.

A relative recently purchased a new 4 bed 3 bathroom build yet the garden is smaller than our driveway!

>>35147913
Private developers are useless unless you have rent controls or council housing to put a price floor on the thing.
(Or abolish housing benefit if you want to be utterly draconian and send homelessness skyrocketing. At the moment it's nothing but a subsidy for buy-to-let.)

>>35147864
>we import 500,000 people a year
not all of them stay, a lot of just students

>>35147913
you see i have seen most things to the contrary, being the real issue is the developers and greenbelt and housing regulations not actually being the issue. Only remembering stuff but from some reports and journal articles etc.

>>35146282
>mental disability isn't real disability
fuck off Theresa, no one voted for you, you fucking cow

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Tell me about the best wank you've ever had lads. I need ideas for something new to try tonight. What were you watching/reading/listening to?

>>35147970
Well my friend has actually worked in councils so I'll take his word on how things work over some guy who wrote an article.

>>35147990
Didn't want to get involved in this debate but that's a fucking retarded mind set

>>35147975
>no one voted for you

The majority of Tory MPs did, same as with Cameron

The public never votes for the Prime Minister directly

>>35147980
Find something you don't normally wank to like girls being fucked by traps.

>Best wank:
Cute flatmate was out for the week, went rummaging through her dirty clothes and stuck them over my face as I lay on her bed
>Watching:
The Substitute, probably
>Reading:
Just started The Castle by Franz Kafka
>Listening to:
PYLOT - Shadowtask EP
It's pretty great

>>35148017
>The public never votes for the Prime Minister directly

yes, but people tend to vote for MPs of certain parties with the idea that the government will be led by a certain individual

if the certain individual who leads the country changes, then people don't get any say on policy changes that will arise with that
it's really shitty

>>35148050
That's their fault for not understanding how our system works.

>>35148021
That is one of the things I regularly wank to. I'm getting a bit out there with my wanking and the last one made me take a good long look at myself.

>>35148034
Not a bad sounding wank lad. How cute are we talking?

>>35148009
It's really not.

He's spent the last few years day in day out dealing with this shit on both sides of the fence. Deciding whether someone gets planning permission and helping someone get planning permission.

So I trust him when he tells me the reason houses don't get built isn't because of private companies trying to keep prices high in this big conspiracy, it's old farts in councils trying desperately to cling to their cushy job, it's retarded government policies from people who don't know the planning system or how it works, it's a backlog of applications so huge councils hire contractors at 35 quid an hour to help them get through it and sometimes you just get a cunt of a planning officer who'll refuse your application because for whatever reason he wants to and he'll find a legal excuse to tell you to go fuck yourself.

>>35148079
She's pretty shy but she's well aware that she's way out of my league
Also has a psuedochad bf that comes over every other day

>>35148050
If you're going to vote based on factors beyond your control, then you should probably have your vote taken away from you

>>35148072
>>35148168
It's an important thing, though. Think of the Kinnock effect (people won't elect a party with good policies if the leader is a twat.)

It's rather annoying. Since May is in power power will "rub off" on her, when if she'd had to fight an election herself without having been in power in advance (say she was leader in 2010) she'd probably have been BTFO for being the more autistic weirdo of the two candidates.

Which Final Fantasy game is the best?

>>35147980
get into a position where you can shoot your load directly into your mouth

or stick something up your bum

>>35148097
Private companies don't conspire to keep prices high. The government does.
If private companies could build as many houses as they wanted, we'd still be in a similar situation because people would just buy them up and rent them out at stupid prices.

Unless you introduce rent controls or build more council houses (and end right to buy) it doesn't matter how many houses the private sector builds, the problem won't go away.

>>35147990
>>35148097
you know i mean academic journal articles and studies like the last years house of lords reports etc, looking at large house-builders from sitting on landbanks and not building/using the planning permission they already have etc. the tactic to actively not build as much as they can.

>>35148322
FF VIII

>>35148337
I agree with this somewhat, but i think the government need to public sector build lots of houses now, yet can sell them off in the future. As long as they keep building a good amount.

>>35148337
Buying to let should be taxed so high it's near unfeasible.

just spent 18 quid on a fucking pizzahut pizza and i can safely say it was absolute shite, haven't ordered a pizza in years cos i usually just get them 2 quid ones from tesco but thought id treat my self since iv got 50 quid left over from last weeks pay

what an absolute mistake.. who even enjoys that overpriced guff? it tasted like cardboard and the base had a weird crispy texture

ah well fuck it at least iv got a 10ers bud to see me through the night spliff time for me

>>35148438
i enjoy my XXL papa johns for 12.99, but i would never get a pizza hut.

>>35148322
>>35148373
either of you fellas getting the final fantasy 12 remake ? im thinking about getting it but not sure if i can be bothered putting like 70 hours into a game.

>>35148438
>>35148466
you guys should learn how to make your own pizzas

>>35147573

I sure love living in post industrial Britain

>Thatcher closed mines in the 80's
>sent an entire generation of working class people onto the dole
>almost 100% unemployment in some villages
>nothing to replace to lost industry
>whole towns fall into disrepair
>entire soul ripped out of the midlands & the north
>people lost their sense of identity
>unemployed bitter people turn to alcohol to cope
>unemployed bitter alcoholic parents give birth to next generation
>next generation has literally nothing to aspire to
>go on dole like their parents
>no art, culture, music, education
>bored kids turn to petty crime
>petty crime leads to drugs
>almost all of the post industrial north is a breeding ground for delinquent drug addicts who have nothing to live for except going on the dole

>globalisation destroyed the rest of what little industry we had left
>slash social care
>wages stagnated since the 70's
>houses cost 10x your income
>rent for life from boomers

I'm 29 and have no savings or pension. No hope for the future. What hope is there for my generation? From where I'm sitting. Being a NEET is the best thing I can ever aspire to be.

I'd be living to work just so I could be poor and then have to thank them for the opportunity.

>>35148438
>Pizza Hut

Did you even bother to ask for advice before this? We;d have told you this

>>35148419
that would loose the grey vote because the smart OAP's put their money in bricks and mortar.

>>35147779
What is film pls helpne

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>want to buy a game
>cam for two hours
>make 70 pounds
>buy game
It's so easy

Probably just going to join the army desu, lads.
>pay off student debt
>buy a small house
>buy a 90s Japanese sports car
>get an ez security job to pay for food and bills
Doesn't sound so bad.

>>35148596
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0D0ONyTayk

>>35148503
>Idiots walk into a job because labour is needed who then lose their job and just sit on their hands waiting for it to come back instead of applying themselves and learning a new skill to get another job.
hard to have sympathy for them tbqh

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>>35144197
here ya go lad.
just had a nice meal with her
katsu curry with breaded chicken and rice
now having a cheeky splif in the bathroom now. bit too wet and windy outdoors desu

>>35148620
thought this was gonna swap to her POV and by an anti-rape anti-bothering-women stay-the-fuck-away-from-me-unless-chad PSA

>>35148691
your waifu is a stunner lad

>>35148503
You can learn anything you want with the internet these days. Your town is just full of a bunch of minefags

>muh mines

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>>35144197
>>35148691
Was thinking of doing curry rice tonight myself

>>35148705
wow, maybe think about seeing a therapist

>>35148655

Learning a new skill costs money, money people don't have. Most people don't have the benefit of being able to put themselves in 12,000+ worth of debt to retrain when you come from a working class background.

Even if people go to uni you can barely get a job these days without 25+ years of experience from before you were born and being the second coming of christ and just end up working in a costa or killing themselves like that lad a few years back.

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>>35144130

NEETS of britfeel about to be absolutely BTFO

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39097019

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>>35148725
>muh mines
absolute state of these fucking losers

>>35148743
You've not watched tv lately and seen the anti-rape ads have you?

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>>35148620
https://youtu.be/M9i2HAE-ZSw

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>>35144197
She gets released in English in June :)

>>35148768
>implying I'm not a trust fund manchild

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>>35148768
the smug fucking face on that wagie knowing what he's about to unleash.

Knew comfy neet posting was a bad idea

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>>35148834
>is there a problem, anon?
>you do have a wheelchair, right?

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>>35148850
Give me a minute Mr Wageingson

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>>35148834

What was that anon?

Did you say "tick tock, tick tock"? Yes, that's the sound of time ticking down until your bennies get stopped.

Quick lads what can I say I did this weekend, to my coworkers?

>>35148725
not him but there are tons of british sociology books that talk about what he wrote about. even david Cameron apologized about it.

>>35148931
My boiler broke and I spent the weekend arguing with my landlord about getting repaired

>>35148931

Lay in bed and ate biscuits

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>mfw I still have eczema
FUCK
Any other northern Irish fags got this?

You know lads someone really ought to check all these dubs

>>35144222 emphatically, very cool trips guy
>>35144233 very neat dubs senpai
>>35144333 very, truly spiffing trips guy
>>35144344 emphatically wizard dubs guy
>>35144411 really, very fantastic dubs guy
>>35144444 completely, completely, completely good quints m9
>>35144488 emphatically, really out of this world dubs m8
>>35144500 emphatically out of this world dubs guy
>>35144611 emphatically wonderful dubs bro
>>35144655 completely neat dubs mate
>>35144777 emphatically, truly kawaii trips m8
>>35144800 completely inspirational dubs mate
>>35144944 really wonderful dubs bro
>>35145344 briliant dubs senpai
>>35145366 pleasant dubs m9
>>35145411 spectacular dubs m9
>>35145477 spectacular dubs m8
>>35145500 emphatically beautiful dubs m9
>>35145755 killer dubs m9
>>35145822 awe-inspiring dubs m80
>>35145833 spectacular dubs m80
>>35146288 fantastic dubs bro
>>35146311 fantastic dubs m9
>>35146566 wondrous dubs m8
>>35147055 kakkoi dubs m80
>>35147111 emphatically delightful trips m80
>>35147444 completely wizard trips mate
>>35147477 most acceptable dubs mate
>>35147600 most acceptable dubs mate
>>35147699 tidy dubs bro
>>35147733 very inspirational dubs m80
>>35147844 most acceptable dubs guy
>>35147866 kakkoi dubs bro
>>35148322 killer dubs m9
>>35148466 kakkoi dubs m8
>>35148655 killer dubs bro
>>35148744 delightful dubs bro
>>35148966 inspirational dubs m80

>>35148768
i want to work after uni but i dont know if i support this. NEETS with anxiety may not work but there lives are more fucked up, and they need help more than anything.

>>35148931
>So anon, what did you get up to this weekend?

I spent the entire weekend wanking over Japanese cartoon girls and feminine looking men with their feminine peni. I also ate too much, got blind drunk all alone in bed and walked around in women's lingerie that I bought off Amazon just to see how it would feel. It felt nice

They'll never ask you again, I can promise you that lad.

>>35149013
I just want you to know that your contribution is highly valued, brother

>>35148990
I'm northern but not irish

A derma gave me some cream to use for 4 weeks but it ran out in 5 days
Don't feel like going back to the doctors just yet

>>35148931
Spent it on the sofa drifting in and out of consciousness, on sunday I tried to find a cafe still serving food, they'd all stopped because I woke up too late.

>>35148707
i agree lad
>>35148741
well i didn't make it myself. was a ready meal. i don't really cook from scratch. only a bacon butty now and again

>>35149021
>want to work
Have to work

>>35148725
>>35148774
Reminder that Skargill was right about further cuts being impending, that profitable mines were closed instead of privatised, and that they repeated the same story with Ravenscraig steelworks.
Reminder that Labour were in the process of retraining redundant miners through the 70s whereas Thatcher (and Major, and Blair) just let entire communities rot.

>miners go out with COAL NOT DOLE stickers
>cluster bomb their communities
>"btw we're getting rid of your dole too unless you apply for jobs that don't exist."

I don't even care about the mines themselves. I care about the overarching project. Create mass-unemployment, hold down wages: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdZp5iw-UEo
End result? I'm expected to jump through hoops like a fucking show-dog to get a job at Tescos that I don't even want.