I am a former virgin NEET who finally ascended last year and

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>just go to uni and get /fit/ brah
You deserve to be called a normalfag. Get the fuck off my board.

>>35143208
>had friends
>can make friends
>doesn't have a mental condition that effects social interactions
>calls himself a robot
You're a failed normie at most. Oh you had friends in school? You're such a robot XDDDD

How is that blogpost supposed to help us? You didn't actually offer any solution other than "jus lift" and "just be urself"
>make a few friends there
Most of us can't even do that

>>35143208
Jesus christ dood. Just get a fucking WordPress.

>>35143339
I used to have crippling anxiety and I never called myself a robot

>wow I'm feeling so smug today
>what shall I do?
>I know, I'll make a shitpost on /r9k/
>hello robots, I'm totally like you but here's a paragraph on how I'm not at all like you

We've had so many posts like these you'd think the robot would learn to filter them.

>>35143369
Nah bro I was just saying what I did, It took me a while to make friends, this entire process was 4 years in the making remember I had to condense it

Rejoining society after 1 year of NEETdom (Gap year doesn't count) isn't anything to write home about

>>35143395
>crippling anxiety
>makes friends and goes to gym just like that

i am sure it makes you feel better to believe that you overcame stuff, but you did't overcome shite, you were just slightly late moving in the normie world.

>>35143208
I dont like talking and cant do nonanonymous written communication. Fix me.

>>35143468
mate I was only telling you how I managed to better myself, instead of trying to prove you're more fucked up than I was why dont you try better yourself?

I didn't go to the gym and make friends "like that" - it took me 2 and a half years from the moment I wanted to go to the gym to pluck up the courage to actually go.

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>>35143208
>>go back to school
>>make a few friends there

This is the part I can't seem to get right

>>35143208
hate to break it to you: you're just a late bloomer. Not a robot.

>>35143511
You still did it you normiefaggot

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>>35143208
i am actually a millitary officer i just come here to laugh at chodes and tell them to off themselves, its therapeutic

>>35143511

>instead of trying to prove you're more fucked up than I was why dont you try better yourself?

but i'm not, i'm on track, i have plans,

i'm just saying your life is basically no different to any normalfag you haven't done shit

>b-but i played vidya for some time
wew

>>35143511
you are getting triggered rofl

>be me
>24 years old
>2 years of senpai instilling just do it mentality
>So I just do it
>start gymming
>start trying to not be awkward as fuck
>fail over and over until that moment
>get over myself
>start winning
>get first sex at 24
>get first gf at 25
>life is better and i still gym
>im still a fucking lsoer though

>>35143208
congratz brus welcome to normiehood, feels good to have weekend plans hey
where ya from?

>>35143511
>mate I was only telling you how I managed to better myself
By doing typical normie things wow

>>35143572
yeh feels good m8, london

>>35143590
most of you are too far gone i know
you stretched ur skin when your stomach fat grew past ur dick and fhere is no way to fix that shit

>has gf
>Has job

What a loser. I have no job and a wife AMA.

>>35143632
how much lotion do u need to have sex with two morbidly obese ppl

can you find her dick?
can you find your vagina?

srs rsponses only pls

>>35143616
I'm skelly tier you retard

>>35143395
>crippling anxiety
I don't think you know what that means
M8 I can't even go outside to buy food let alone make friends, go to the gym and get a gf

>>35143665
Thats just called being a retard

>>35143656
time stamp nips

>>35143653

My BMI is 25.9. She is 171 cm and 60 kg. Neither of us are obese.

Her dick is hard to find, I have tried to find it by shoving my penis in Herr butthole and vagina for seven years to no avail.

>>35143688
u 1st sweety

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>>35143687
>thats just called being a retard
can confirm

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>>35143687
That's called you being a normie who should fuck off my board

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>>35143698
hmm yes i see now

How did her pussy feel?

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>>35143738

Here is here here vag for your perusal.

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>normalfag comes on r9k claiming to be a former robot
>robots tell him to fuck off
>normalfag makes fun of them and their problems

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>>35143782
where does the piss be coming from?
please advise

>>35143786
He just wanted to help us poor idiots

>>35143804

I dunno man. For all I know women have a cloaca and a bag. What am I, a biologist?

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>>35143837
alas the mysteries of women continue to evade me

>>35143786
Op here, I've not actually said anything In a while it was different people m8

>>35143208
>just make a few friends here and there :^)

>>35143865
damage_control.png

>>35143858

If it helps, Chad has no idea either.

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>>35143974
women truly are natures biggest enigma

>>35143208
>>35143208
Interesting post, OP. I have always wondered how people build their confidence and speaking skills. I've always wanted to practice speech in front of a mirror, like in The Sims, to get more charisma but don't want to have anyone in the house when I do it.

It's so hard being behind in the charisma and social development areas, everyone notices, so you have less opportunities to improve; meanwhile everyone else is advancing by lightyears compared to us. sad!

>>35144089

Practice. It's the only way to improve.

>>35144211
Good double. thank

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>it's another normie claiming to be a robot/ex robot thread

Kill yourself

>>35143208
>ascended
yea no

>>35144360
he might have ascended from heaven into space (which is a harsh environment)

>>35144322
>>35144360

Do you two disagree with each other?

>>35144410
just on the semantics

You're supposed to leave and never come back.
Otherwise, it's just bait.

>>35144410
nah, doing what literally everyone else is doing is no ascension.

real ascension is dive beneath the murky depths of wizardhood.

>>35144467
once the rush of becoming a normie stops, the normie starts fantasizing about going back to neetdom, first they ignore those thoughts, then they come back here to laugh us robots, then they argue with us, then we win.

>>35143369
>just be yourself

He didn't say that. The only ones who say that are bitter virgins like you.

I propose a wordfilter of "just be urself" and its variants to "I didn't read your post but I'm an angry kissless virgin". Same thing.

>>35144555
kys and never come back!!

>>35143208
I'm with you, OP. But coming here and thinking you'll convince a bunch of absolute retards that they hold the power to changing their life is pointless. I felt the same way you did when I shared, but it met the same fate.

These faggots won't change. They love the misery. It's pure teenage edginess that they've yet to grow out of or never did in the first place. Some of us make it out alive.

>>35144785
go away normosexual faggot

>>35143208
I went through several years of college and never made any friends, what do

>>35143208
you are normie.

if you really know r9k you will not say that blogpost. you will leave them the way they are and run back to your normie place.

>>35143208
You were a normalfag that lost touch for two years and was able to become one again easily when you started trying again. You never were a robot, you merely were a failed normie at your lowest point.

>>35143208
Can you be my mentor? I will be eternally greatful I am so sick of being like this.

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kekerino this man is trying to help u lads a bit and u roast his ass
baka u niggas need a chill pill yo

>>35146343
Nice non-post. He isn't giving any advice, he just got lucky and wishes to project this success using examples that don't help anyone on /r9k/. And he knows this but still posts this shitty fucking thread.

>>35143208
>thinly veiled bragpost
fuck off faggot

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>>35143208
>22
>not realising this is normal

GET OFF OF MY WIZARD BOARD NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEE

You people are the fucking worst...
All you do is complain in on some anonymous image board. "Oh, I'm so sad"
"Oh, I can't make any friends"
"Oh, I have so many problems"
And others are encouraging your sick and autodestructive behaviour.
OP is right. you need to take actions and do something with your life. Ylu can't just wait untill someone will tell you exactly what to do. You need to take control. If you are afraid of other people you need to step out of your comfort zone. Easiest way is to find a hobby. I've been there. I was a fat nerd that never came out of his room. Always playing video games, watching anime and fapping like there's no tomorrow. But one day you'll sit in your room and realize that if you continue on that way, you'll never change. You will never make those bad feeling go away if you do the same exaxt thing yoe were doing yesterday and the day before.
Stop calling OP a normie, stop circlejerking on your only safe space. STart working on yourself. Small steps at first. EAch and every one of you can have the life he/she wants. You just have to go and get it