There is no greater joy than lifting a girl in your arms and

>>35141304
dunno why you romanticize stupid shit like this
just collect waifus instead real women are parasites.

What about thrusting a blade into someone's heart and watch the life slowly drain from their eyes?

If a guy did that to me my double chins would converge on each other as I meet his eyes from above...ahh romance

>>35141304
And seeing her tears when you hit a ceiling with her head...

>>35141334
>tfwywn look in the eye's of your victim as they slowly fade away and bleed to death

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>>35141304
What about the feeling when a drop of water that's been stuck in your ear finally trickles out?

>>35141334
>>35141351
>careful with those /edges/
oregano

>>35141334
hehh, bad ass kid

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What about a girl shoving you onto the bed, grabbing your throat, and forcing you to say "You own me?"

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>>35141304
Then you set her down on your bed and watch her get filled by BBC.

>>35141541
That's just your weird fetish, don't generalise it!

>>35141541
you know that >?" makes the person shoved on the bed ask a question, not you ask a question?
>>35141304
would be better to be the girl, tbqh

I've always thought it'd be nice to sleep with a girl.
Not sex, just sleeping.
Cuddled up together, holding her close, feeling her gentle breathing as she sleeps peacefully in my arms.
Knowing that she felt warm and comfortable there with me would mean so much to me.

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>>35141328
This. The first part of it anyway.

You guys have such weird, anime ideas of reality and it's probably why you guys are so butthurt about "red pills" all the time. None of your silly fantasies real. None of them.

>>35142089
lol this will never happen to you anon XD

>>35142089
I shared a bed with a girl Friday. It's a meme. Good luck if you actually need to get rest because she won't fucking let you.

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>>35142363
>lol this will never happen to you anon XD

I know.

Sometimes if i cuddle a pillow as I'm going to sleep, for the few seconds just before I fall asleep, when I'm half dreaming, it feels like she's there

>>35142528
Post pic of her
and her dick

>>35142528
I imagine having a restful sleep would be a little harder if you were sharing a bed with another person.

I think it'd be worth it though.

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>>35142586
here you go my original friend. this is fucking original fucking original you fuck

>>35142565
You watch way too much anime. Cuddling is annoying and uncomfortable.

>>35142528
was it his girl friday?

>>35142711
ooh that tickles anon-BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>35142713
Once a girl fell asleep next to me on the train and leaned against my shoulder for a few seconds before she woke up.
It felt like heaven and just thinking about it made me feel good for weeks afterwards.

Actually cuddling with somebody would be overwhelming bliss.

>>35141304
you will never ever experience this, sorry.