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>mfw just took the pill
>mfw just realized spiders have the potential to be the most powerful creatures on Earth

Here's a quick rundown:

>a single strand of spider web has more potential energy than the bomb dropped on Nagasaki
>a properly scaled spider carapace could shield a nuclear blast
>a spider egg holds DNA equivalent to that of four humans combined
>spiders can survive under hundreds of atmospheres of pressure as well as function flawlessly in a vacuum

>Applecrosser spiders can produce gorgeous "emeralds" on their abdomens
>WindCurrent Spiders can craft wind-sailing "parachutes" which have allowed them to live for hundreds of millennia within Earth's ionosphere
>the Orange Magma Spider can survive in an environment as hot as 5,300 degrees F
>the Harjack Spider, using enough silk, can suffocate the average human infant in minutes
>the Viedant Spider can use an odd form of venom to inject new life into the corpse of a dead insect; currently being studied as a potential treatment for several forms of deadly cancer

>if kept safe, a spider could grow larger for a theoretically unlimited amount of time
>in fact, in China, a collection of 'holy' spiders, hatched some 2,800 years ago under the Zhou dynasty
>Harvard neurologists have discovered that an average spider's brain possesses a greater mental capacity than the world's most brilliant scientists
>if their brains didn't lack a cognitive lobe, they'd be more intelligent than Einstein

Take the arachnopill, robots. It's honestly the hardest pill to swallow, but what follows is truly inexplicable.