>live in backwoods rural New Brunswick, Canada
>can walk outside naked and no one will see, property surrounded by trees
>can look up at the night sky and not see a bit of light pollution
>can shoot a deer on my front lawn and no one would hear the gunshot, no neighbors
>drive 5 minutes and be in town with all ammenities (stores, restaurants, businesses, etc.)
>piss easy job of being a sysadmin, pays really well and networking is a gorillion times better than programming
>hooked up with unlimited gigabit FTTH
Only thing is Amazon ordering, usually takes 2 days with Prime but shipping it to the countryside, even 5 minutes from town, takes an extra week, so I tend to get stuff delivered to a friend who lives in town. Would be nice to have an EB Games in town though, gotta drive an hour to a city to pick up my Switch on day one.
>>35140191
What purpose does this serve other than tanning which you guys don't even care about
>>35140228
What purpose does what serve?
>>35140191
>live in rich old person gated neighborhood in Florida.
>homes are big and close together
>NEET with with around 32k in savings and have no expenses
>go in my swimming pool, read, play on my pc and Ps4, watch anime all day.
>watch high quality vr porn.
Pretty comfy I'd say, I have very little stress and never have to worry about money. I'm mostly glad that I never have to be around people my age or roasties.
>>35140284
Sounds pretty comfy.
Do you ever feel the need to pick up a hobby, get out and do stuff.
I've heard a lot of Florida residents are insufferable though, so you might be better off sticking inside if that's the case.
>>35140260
Being naked outside
I want to live in a small but really nice apartment building in a city like Portland or Philadelphia. I don't want a car.
That's basically it.
>>35140340
Oh. Well our summers are pretty hot, so only really poorfags and people with little property in towns/cities don't have a pool.
Don't really NEED to walk outside naked, but being able to do it feels wonderful.
>>35140325
It's mosty just super old rich people, or super rich Chads and Stacties that love the beach. I don't go out much at all, and definitely never in the summer because the heat is unbearable and I get sunburn easily. There's really nothing that interests me besides what I'm doing now.
>>35140191
this sounds like living a dream
I guess it's alright.
>live on the family farm, cheap rent, away from people
>friend also rents with me, he's a good guy, if a bit needy and clingy
>could probably walk around naked outside if I wanted
>halfway decent job working with computers, coworkers are mostly middle-aged women
>go bowling on the weekends
>internet's not the greatest but it gets the job done
If I could change things, I'd like to have faster internet. Would also be nice if I had more extra money for ordering my figures. Would be nice if my friend was maybe less clingy. It gets kind of smothering sometimes.
>>35140444
Pretty top tier. Back and forth a lot though on whether I want a qt gf or not.
I live in a one bedroom apartment in Low Angeles county suburbs. I am my own man and if I were to kick my girlfriend out the rent would be within my budget.
It could be worse. I hope to move out of the city someday.
>>35140191
Decently comfy
>have cute doggo to keep me company
>live alone and can do what I want
>have nice computer and tv for max comfy
>parents pay for most shit as long as I stay in uni
The main thing I'd improve is my shitty apartment I originally moved into it because it was cheap and last minute, but it's a rundown shithole and I haven't been able to move out yet. I don't want anything big I just want something cozy and not crackhead and bug infested.
if you live 5 minutes away from all the amenities you either do have light pollution or dont have all the amenities within 5 minutes
>>35140674
>Walmart
>grocery stores
>lots of restaurants, fast food and higher end
>elementary, middle, and high school
>new civic center (gym, swimming pool, rink, all that shit)
>couple of big places outside of town (factories that I could work as sysadmin at if I ever lost my job)
>most other services are small businesses (carpentry, plumping, etc)
Did I miss any amenities?