ITT: we create stupid inventions >a plug that plugs microphone

>>35140138
An international database where murder victims can register their deaths

>>35140138
A condom grant for NEETs

Scissors where the insides of the handles are also blades

A car with a toilet built right in the driver seat

>>35140138
Penis shrinking device.

>>35140138
Schools for women.

>>35140138
handleless knife
>maximal cutting surface
>can be grabbed at either end - ambidextrous design
>simple design, no overly complicated geometry - easy to wash and maintain

Tea capsules containing liquid that has already been flavoured by tea leaves. It would eliminate the need for tea bags and save minutes of your time.

>>35140138
Sword chucks. Nunchucks that are also swords.

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A detachable scrotum, so you can change the color of your scrotum.

>>35140138
Pepper spray breath freshener.

A keyring that makes keys invisible

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Automatic automation machine

>>35140138
A device that turns OP into a faggot

Oh wait, someone already invented the dildo.

A shit powered jet pack.

You hook it up into your anus and take a bunch of horse laxitives and FWOOSH! Off into the sky!

>>35140138
Expanding spray cheese. It's spray cheese that expands in your mouth like that expanding foam insulation.

Anti rape glass.

It's a glass tube you insert into a womans vagina or woman or mans ass and break inside creating a glass shard covered orifice that is unrapeable.

>>35140563
I'm sure the traps and the cucks would love that one

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an internet board where the complete bottom of the barrel losers post all day about how much of a loser they are to other losers

>>35140138
Physical smartphone camera shutters.

Vibrating body inserts for all holes, including eyesockets.

Dogwhistles inside your shoes that whistle when you run.

Fish-grated platform stilts for trans-bird people.

>>35140138
Spray on shoes. Anyone mention that?

Fake chin that you stick onto yourself and use a bit of make up so you look less like a failure

A light bulb that only shines on things worth looking at

an analog notepad designed for saving internet memes

chainsword: a weapon which is a combination of a chainsaw and a sword

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>>35140138
Self-cleaning pee bottles. What would be the point of having them if they don't stink?

>>35141374
electric guillotine
it gives the person in the device an electric shock right when his or her head is chopped off

>>35141390
the electric shock is deadly of course

Forehead skin protector. It's like the thing that is attached to new phones to protect the screen.

Here it is attached to the forehead when intense sessions of forehead rubbing is done. Like when one is working thorough some mentally challenging task.

It protects the skin from adverse effects of touching.

Attachable body fat made out of animal fatty tissue.

Made for obese people so that they pretend the disgusted stares are due to the excess fat attached. A self-deception mechanism.

>>35141424
>Foreskin head protector
For intense rubbing

>>35140550
>>35141043
Kek'd

Ravioli

>>35140138
Contact lenses that look like glasses

>>35141424
ive always wanted a boy who just plays with his penis while he is anxious cuz he doesnt know what else to do.

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>shower with chair and water proof computer/tv screen

>>35140138
Bib to wear when you brush your teeth so you don't get toothpaste on your clothes