>women get to have multiple full body mind-blowingly intense

BUT DUDE PERIODS AND CHILDBIRTH LMAO

>telling a starving person your five star meal gave you stomach ache

>>35137986
>women get to have multiple full body mind-blowingly intense orgasms
we do?

>>35137986
>>35138036
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10lC5NJoszM

>tfw no vagina

Seriously wish I could have the kind of sexual and societal affirmation women get.

>>35138203
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s10lC5NJoszM
that was embarrassing

>>35138235
this post is the only embarassing thing here

face it, you got BTFO fag

now get off my board

>>35137986
>robots are now saying women even have it better when it comes to sexual enjoyment
you fucking faggots are literally male versions of tumblrinas, you are competing in the oppression olympics at this point. every benefit that women have comes from the fact that women dont enjoy sex nearly as much as men do. thats why men literally hand over hard earned money just for access to pussy, and why women require ulterior motives to spread their legs. the entire woman hate philosophy of this board comes from that fact. if womens orgasms were better than mens, they would be the ones begging and paying to have more. this board has gone full blown SJW, complaining about shit that directly contradicts their entire core philosophy

>>35138282
women enjoy masturbation more than they enjoy sex

>>35138282
>women enjoy sex more than men do
>they enjoy masturbation even more than they do sex
>men will pay a woman large sums of money for the privilege of providing her sexual pleasure

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>>35138309
no they dont, and even if they did that still doesnt provide any argument. the average woman doesnt even masturbate on a daily basis, the average man masturbates like 3 times a day. whether its sex or masturbation, men do it way more and want it way more. i cannot believe /r9k/ has fallen so low to the point of actually arguing that women are more sexual than men are. THE WHOLE FOUNDATION OF THIS BOARD IS THAT THEY AREN'T. AND THATS WHY THEY GET ANYTHING THEY WANT OUT OF MEN.
>>35138367
dear fucking god the mental gymnastics required to actually believe this. i have no words

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>>35138495
>the average man masturbates like 3 times a day

>>35138495

>3 times a day

Okay, I'm laughing really hard that you think that, but I'll shut up if you show me where you found that statistic.

Unless I'm proven wrong, it's 1. 3, lmfao.

Men pay for sex because the average male has a very difficulty time gaining access to it. End.

Women have it better in the sex/romance market, this is not debatable.

>>35138495
women enjoy good sex more, men enjoy bad sex more.

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>>35138528
>>35138538
look at how much more men masturbate than women do. how the fuck could women possibly enjoy masturbation more than men do when only 3% of women masturbate regularly
>>35138558
>Men pay for sex because the average male has a very difficulty time gaining access to it.
yes, because women dont enjoy it enough to just do it whenever, wherever, and with whoever like men do
>>35138598
men enjoy good and bad sex more. men definitely enjoy fucking 3/10s more than women do, but men also enjoy fucking stacy more than women enjoy fucking chad. once again, if women really wanted it that bad they would try to pay for it. there are plenty of ugly men who will pay $2000 or more for 10/10 high class escorts, but ugly women would rather not fuck chad than have to pay 2 grand for his dick.

face it, you guys have just come full circle and now dont even know whats true or what youre angry about anymore. we've reached peak insanity. everything about this thread is baseless

>>35138706
>men enjoy good and bad sex more. men definitely enjoy fucking 3/10s more than women do, but men also enjoy fucking stacy more than women enjoy fucking chad.
>the quality of sex is all about how attractive your partner is

>>35138706

I don't know if you realize this but you're the most robot person in this thread.

You did show me the statistic, great, thanks. No idea where you got the 3/day from. Just a little stat inflation to prove your point, eh?

>YOU'RE AVOIDING THE--

All I care about is that you lied about how often men masturbate.

>>35138725
chad implies big dick, dominant in bed, tons of sexual experience, basically high quality sex along with looks. same thing with super hot stacies, good at blowjobs and riding dick.

35138759
thanks for conceding defeat. im not giving you a (You) though

>>35137986
>male pigs orgasm for 15-30 minutes

>>35138838

Defeat? In what? Literally the only thing I was ever concerned with was you lying, which you also have yet to own up to through several posts.

Sorry you're too afraid to give me a (You).

What is prostate orgasms. Google Super O's. Very real, very much can give you an out of body orgasm for longer then your best fap.

>>35139054
>What is prostate orgasms
gay propaganda myth

>>35137986
Dude the personal satisfaction of denying yourself orgasms is even better. I'm about ready to go for another month of nofap now.

>>35138706
This doesn't consider sex though. I wonder how the statistics would change if it was "how often do you experience an orgasm?"?

why did you idiots bump this? dont answer.

>>35139555
>why did you idiots bump this?
what's bumping?

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>>35139906
tist ehwne you trudf to tno thsge the teahrd

please do NOT reply to this post. thank you for your cooperation

>>35139962
I can't read your first like it's all gobbledygook

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I've never had an orgasm in my entire life

>>35140179
>I've never had an orgasm in my entire life
please be my girlfriend

>>35140179
>I've never had an orgasm in my entire life
how old are you?

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>>35137986
I've had an orgasm from being hit in the testicles that lasted several minutes and left me dumb for the duration. Most intense pleasure I ever felt.

>>35138706
>look at how much more men masturbate than women do
Because I can get as many orgasms in one session as a man gets in days. It's efficiency.

>>35140385
>Because I can get as many orgasms in one session as a man gets in days. It's efficiency.
is there any fetish material like this?

I usually jam two fingers up my ass before I cum. It makes it squirt like milk

>>35140458
>two
amateur

>tfw (((circumcised)))
>tfw you can't experience the pleasure that most other males in the world experience, let alone females
I fucking hate this country

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>>35137986
This is true.
>>35138309
This is also true.

I'm too shy and insecure about my body to cum if I'm with someone else so I hate penetration so sex is weird but masturbation is great. I usually cum 10-15 times per session which is over the course of an hour or two. Edging helps get really long orgasms, as well as vibrators. A combination with some really good music and imagining myself graduating from university is all it takes for a 40 second brain damaging orgasm that makes me severely depressed immediately afterwards. Love.
>>35140179
Try running the bath faucet water on your clit. That's how I had my first orgasm.

>tfw thought my full body orgasms were mediocre
I'm not sure if I envy penis owners anymore.

If your orgasms aren't full body where are they? your dick? I don't understand

>>35140750
honestly sometimes I read descriptions of women's orgasm and think it sound amazing. other times I think "isn't that just what being really turned on feels like?"

>>35140795
Yes? For guys, the orgasm is centered around the dick. There's also no such thing as afterglow for guys.

>>35140797
No? Your whole brain shorts out and your vision goes blurry and your body seizes up and shakes uncontrollably and the best pleasure you've ever experienced courses through you in waves and when you can think again you get aftershocks and your whole body is warm. It's kinda centered around the pussy but also goes up into the stomach and your brain feels almost like a really good yawn.

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>>35140823
>There's also no such thing as afterglow for guys.

maybe for you

>>35140797
>There's also no such thing as afterglow for guys.
Seriously? You don't get that sated, body-is-jelly type feeling at all?

>>35140852
sleepmode.jpg does not count as afterglow.

>>35140852
>>35140860
Compared to a woman's? No. Not even close to the same thing.

>>35140868
>tfw no sleepy bf who came already to grind my pussy on because I need to cum a few more times

>>35140845
not everyone describes them the way you do

>>35140860
If I masturbate because I'm horny I absolutely feel like that, if it's because of boredom it's more like this>>35140868

>>35140885
I secretly think most women don't know how to have an orgasm so they really do just think being turned on is what it is. So you may be partially right. I didn't have one for a really long time into my late teens and when I finally did it was this huge
>ooooOOOHHHHHHHHH that's what I've been missing
moment. Sometimes when I talk to other girls about it I get the feeling they've never had orgasms.

>>35140914
like I heard girls say "warmth radiates from my clit to my extremities and waves of pleasure wash over me and I feel tingly".

that's basically exactly what being really turned on feels like for me, except replace clit with dick.

>>35140940
That's more what it feels like when I'm actually in the process of masturbating. Maybe sometimes people just have really lame orgasms.

>>35140978
>when I'm actually in the process of masturbating
me too, But I have to be really turned on for it.

is this a tranny psyop?

>starts off as bait
>turns into a neckbeard ERP thread

Well, this thread has made me decide to kill myself.

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cram one of these in your ass and never make one of these threads again

>>35141666
Trips don't lie.
This is accurate as Fuck.

>>35141666
what the original fuck is this

>>35141695
something that can make you feel like >>35140845 for as long as you can stand it

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>Male orgasms aren't full body
Nigger you haven't masturbated after doing a week long nofap and edging for an hour or so.

Your whole body will prolapse from sheer euphoria

>>35141666
where do I put my dick?

>>35140845
this is a fucking LIE, i've talked about this with other women and most of us experience 5-10 seconds of mediocre pleasure.

>>35141932
be my mediocre cums gf

>>35141932
how many cummies can you do?

>>35141981
one??? one cummie, anon. contrary to popular belief, there is a female refractory period too.

>>35142009
>there is a female refractory period too
how long is yours?

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OP you're right, just wow look at how intense this looks, certainly doesn't look almost exactly like a guy jerking off.

>>35142009
but why do (((sex researchers))) claim otherwise?

>>35138282
Sorry, but they DO have better orgasms. Theirs are longer, they usually have no "cooldown" time afterwards and most can orgasm multiple time.

The fact women still avoid sex more than men has nothing to do with lack of pleasure, but the risk of pregnancy and the subconscious knowledge of that risk that evolution embedded in them.

>>35141932
be my gf and I'll give you 0 seconds of any pleasure

>>35142227
Less than 20% world women can achieve orgasms

They experience pleasure but not until climax

So fuck you and your roastie shit

>>35142448
I thought only 10 percent couldn't?

that poster is still a retard

>>35137986
No wonder why they're getting railed left and right

>>35142752
yeah it's why lesbians have so much more sex than gays

>>35138235
r u tha joker?

>>35142448
>Less than 20% world women can achieve orgasms
they just need BBC

>>35137986
>followed by an hour of feeling like shit

post-orgasm guilt is a proof that you are weak-minded conscientious beta.