What would you name a child if you had one?

If male, Chris, if female, Anabelle

Hannah or Anna. Jack, Jan (pronounced Yann), Robert.

>>35136082
Yasuo for a boy and Vayne for a girl

>>35136082
Male jr female mom jr unless

I always wanted to name my son Donald. And call him Donnie for short.

This is way before Donald Trump came along also I should say

>>35136210
Never have kids

>>35136082
Hugh is a hideous name.

>>35136210
how very final fantasy. don't reproduce.

>>35136254
Donald is a cuck name.

>>35136297
Fuck you. Hugh's my middle name. It's great. Wish it was my first.

>>35136314
Hugh is a retarded name. "Hue"
it looks like 1970s sideburns.

>>35136082
rob
short for robot XD it would be like a totally cool inside joke hahahaha

Bill or Wilson for a boy.
Cia for a girl.

>>35136341
>only one syllable
>only four letters
>sounds nice to say
>goes back in my family
Yeah, no. It's the perfect name for my hypothetical son.

>>35136359
Your son will hate you.
It does not sound nice to say.

Dogbert is a much nicer name.

>>35136399
>Dogbert
Fucking based. This anon knows his shit.

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>>35136082
>Elizabeth
>Katherina
>Julie
>Anna

>Haavard
>Magnus
>Olav
>Sverre
>Haakon

if girl, megan or sarah
if boy anthony

>>35136515
Megan is a bitch name, Sarah is a slut name, Anthony is a creep name.

>>35136082
Male names: I got nothing.
Female: Aaralyn, Marilyn, Jordyn, Luna, Celestia, Constantina, Stella, Morticia, Houhou, Li Li, Shyshy, Megumi, or Kaoru.

>>35136481
>Haarvard

P A T R I C I A N

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>>35136579
>Aaralyn, Marilyn, Jordyn, Luna, Celestia, Constantina, Stella, Morticia, Houhou, Li Li, Shyshy, Megumi, or Kaoru.

boy: buckwheat
female: jeanette

Boy would be called Lawrence or mayve Oliver. The girl would be something like faith or devotion but I'm kinda not certain about girl names

>>35136579
no pony names pls

>>35136593
>Not calling your son Princeton JP Morgan Mercedes Rothschild
Do you even want him to succeed?

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I've always wanted a daughter named Eleanor

Hope that's not too weird

>>35136722
Eleanor is a patrician tier name.
Good taste.

Thomas or Jane.

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>>35136876
I love this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWpK0wsnitc

>>35136082
Thought about, Elena or Elina, if I ever have a daughter. Hadn't thought much if I had a son.

>>35136082
Desmond for male, Alana for female.

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ace
rip sweet prince ;_;

Emiko - Daughter

Son - Yoshimitsu

Can one name their child Bane?

Aidan Gillen

Female: Tamara (Tammy for short)
Male: Brendon

>>35137368
fucking weebs man thank god youll never reproduce

There's literally already a thread about this.

>>35130417

They were literally side by side in the catalog.

>>3513751
they're beautiful names.

Female: Destiny
Male: Julius

I want my kids to have powerful/meaningful names.

>>35136210
have fun getting banned every game meta slave

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>>35136297
>>35136341
>hideous
>retarded

how popular is the name banana bread in america? i always liked this name from young age. it's a unisex name too so it's perfect and you can actually call your child b.b. (pronounced beebee) for short. otherwise wendy for girl and harry for boy.

>>35137628
I like the thought behind it but Destiny is sorta a low class name desu

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>>35137660
I love Bebe clothes; you should save that name for a girl!

>>35137695
but it can also suit a boy like bibi netanyahu the prime minister of the israel country

>>35137751
Saying "You can call me B.B. like Bibi Netanyahu like the prime minister of Isreal!" would not be as fun as wearing a fashionable shirt with your name on it though.

It's up to you, but I think a girl would have way more fun with being named B.B.

>>35137628
I could give her a middle name like Katherine so she could go by that (Kate, Katie, Cat) as well. I know that Destiny is kind of ghetto, but I was given a posh name and I wish I had something more fun (but still meaningful).

>>35137875
>>35137680
I meant to reply to you, but ended out replying to myself.

Totemo embarassing desu

>>35137628
destiny is a trashy nigger name honestly

>>35137906
:(
I don't think it's trashy, but I do agree it's more popular among black people.

Oliver or Seymour if it's a boy
Tiffany or Natalie if it's a girl

Charles or August for a boy, Theodora or Apollonia for a girl.

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Richard

No daughters

Boy = Donald

Girl = Some French name

>>35137628
Destiny is an extremely trashy, lazy name. Name her after a powerful historical figure, like you planned to name your son, or at least find something that means "destiny" in another language.

t. has a virtue name reeeeeeee

>>35136082
I'd give them names that are actually, you know. Good.

Boy-Elliot
Girl-Madeline

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>>35138022
>naming your son after a retard

Cid for a boy
Luna for a girl

I'm actually not sure about the boy's name, but I can't think of something that's original and short (1~2 syllables).

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boys: carl or garrett
girls: hope not

Ulysses Stonewall Adams
USA USA USA

Boy: Xavier
Girl: Jessica

>>35138830
>carl
Could I please have that croiiisannt?

My son shall be named Evan
My daughter shall be named Maria

Not sure about boy. Girl would be Xena.

Boy would be Charlie or Rick
Girl woukd be Erika

>>35136082
Reimu

Boy or Girl

>>35136210
Gotta be more subtle

Thresh if boy, Riven if girl

>>35136082
hugh wot?
is that sexual harassment?

>>35139437
hugh mungus op op op

>>35136082
If girl, Mieke
If boy, Christiaan

>>35139462
>naming your kid a typo

dave if a girl
sasha if a guy

Adrian for a boy
Lorraine for a girl

>>35136082

Nikolina, Mallorie, Bettina. I also like Elizabeth, Marion and Alicia.

Clark for male, Tatyana for female

Girl: Eleonore/Eleanor/Ella
Boy: David, Michael, Devon/Devin

Boy:
Peter
Alexander
George
Artyom

Girl:
Lucia
Maria
Elizabeth
Emma

Depends
I think I'd choose Anna for a girl because it's easily goes well with many languages
For a boy maybe Alexander

Boy: Naruto
Girl : Sakura

Boy: Tyrone
Girl: Le-a

Boy: Rodeo
Girl: Caroline or Annabella

Female:
Alexandra
Devon
Violet
Evie

Boy
Stephen
David

I like traditional names not this new age Braieleigh buillshit

Boy: Eugene
Girl: Veronika maybe

>>35140640
>Artyom
CYKA BLYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

>>35140640
Hello brother slav!

Siegfried for my son

>>35136082
Bane if it's a boy, Cia if it's a girl

Was getting named part of your master plan?

>>35136082
If it was a boy of course I would name him, MICROBE

And if it was a girl something more traditional like ANAPHYLAXIS

However in the rear and credible chance that the child happened to be born a hermaphrodite, I would let the users of 4chan name the child, after I sold it to the admin as some kind of 'ironic R9K Mascot'....

Probably Dio (not as in Dio Brando, as in Ronnie James Dio) because my family has a tradition of giving the first born son with the last name Jones the middle name of James. So we'll have Dio Janes Jones! If not a boy, then maybe Penny Jamie Jones then.

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When I was 18 years old, I had a very vivid dream one night...

Oddly, I was not the central figure of this brief, but incredibly detailed dream...

I dreamed that I was walking through the backstage entrance onto the staging area of a giant concert arena, and suddenly I became aware that I was part of a large Entourage consisting of bodyguards... We were approaching the stage left from the backstage area, and tens of thousands of screaming young girls were in the audience.

Directly in front of me was the Subject of this dream, my son..... (I had no children yet, when I was 18)

I could only see him from behind, and when he turned his head slightly, I could see part of the side of his face... He was incredibly handsome, and he was the celebrity that all of the screaming girls were waiting to see on stage.

It became quite clear that she was some kind of major major celebrity..

an Entertainer....

That's when I dreamed that I went on stage to perform, I noticed all of the bodyguards and I were wearing the same tourjackets...

On the back of these tourjackets, my son's distinctive LOGO was in emblazoned....

'JET NEPTUNE'

... the design featured a coolest retro 1950s spaceship looking jet plane, bursting through the center of a circle of stars, in a forced perspective... The JET NEPTUNE Logo was written in a distinctive Futuristic Font, that still had elements of Retro Font from the 40's

..... that was it. There was no explosions and no dinosaurs chasing me or anything like that... That was the dream... Like the universe was telling me that one day I would have a son, and his life would be much more important than mine...

________________________________

I woke up and immediately grabbed my leather motorcycle jacket, and used high quality fabric paints to reproduce the JET NEPTUNE Logo on the back of the jacket with exacting detail....

14 yrs later, after the sonogram determining our child was going to be a boy, my wife turned to me and said, "ITS JET"

Sorry... Typo...

" that's when HE* went on stage to perform "

In the dream I was nothing but the lucky father of this central figure, and otherwise I had no role in the dream

>>35136082
if a girl, Mykeighleighlough pronounced 'Jessica'

if a boy, Laykin or Jaydin

>>35137976
Tiffany sounds low class