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Okay anons, I have an issue. I think I may have hit the jackpot, but I also think I may have hit FBI and 20 to life + Sex offender registry?
I'll greentext this story. I don't know how to prove it since I'm not going to post child porn, but trust me, this shit is real.
>be me
>18, college guy
>Fresh out of high school, no friends
>Get Tinder + Yellow
>Yellow is an app for teens to meet
>Most are sub 16, so I don't like talking to them
>Not much luck, not really a qt
>Just swipe everyone, even niggers/fatties
>Some girl matches with me, profile says lonely, wants friends
>White, thin, add that shit up
>Add on snapchat
>Fifteen minutes later
>No shirt
>No shoes
>No service
>Except for me
>UNSOLICITED NUDES
>MY HEAD EXPLODES
>10/10 tits
>Tight ass
>thin as fuck
>Flirty, nice
I was so on board, everything was dope for a couple days, we talk and chill, she sends nudes every time she showers/bathes (Which is like, twice a day)
>Tragedy strikes
>Check her profile
>Age:
>13
>fug
>oh fug
>Continue talking, cuz n00dz feel good
>Seriously, D-cups
>Sweet, normal, not too childish, but still naive
>talks to me every day
>legit nice, caring
>she thinks I'm cute
>So much ass
What do I do anons? I feel like a pedophile, but she's got a well developed body, and she's so sweet to me anons. Just when I thought I found my ticket out of the robo-zone I become a pedo.
>pic unrelated.
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>>35133936
Well, technically 13 is a teenager, but its really early. Depends on your country. If murica like me, back the fuck out. Go for 16 year olds if anything. They're legal and pretty much adults.
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>>35133936
Just don't do the sex until 13 silly. And if you're worried about noods just tell her to stop sending them. This isn't rocket science.
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>>35134061
I mean, it's not technically illegal, right? I'm not over 21..
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>>35134230
Oops, meant to say 16.
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Could be a sting op, so whatever you do make sure you don't intend to do anything before she's legal.
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>>35133936
If you're 18 and shes 13 you need to stop now faggot, Id say 16 is the absolute limit because some girls mature fast.
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>>35134301
I dunno anon, she'd have to be a VERY dedicated authentic sting.
She's talked to me for days, sending photos on snapchat, which I'm pretty sure you can't fake? And she acts like a 13 y/o sometimes. She posts lame shit on her story, talks about fights, I don't know.
I'm comfy with the nudes, but she keeps calling me Daddy. And she only lives like, 50 minutes away, so I'm scared her dad will beat my ass or something.
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>>35134301
>not walking into a sting
>not coming strapped
>not giving them the ol' DuPont surprise and going to robot valhalla
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>>35134372
artistic tales of fiction and falsehood etc.
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