Just used an entire 12-pack of condoms in two days...feelsgoodman

yeah posh wanks are pretty great, but in reality not worth the cost.

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>>35132075
>your gf makes you use condoms
point at him and laugh!

>>35132101
Not my gf...and she was begging me not to use 'em, but I'm not risking that shit

Also 1 plan-b pill from when we ran out of condoms and two more condoms from before I bought the box....never met a girl with my sex drive...feel sooo relaxed and good

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>>35132118
>he doesn't like risking his life for a momentary thrill
Not a robot.

>>35132185
Well, I mean, I did the one time...ok, you want the full story with the plan-b pill?

>>35132206
Sure thing
I'll listen

>>35132484
Ok, it's kind of fudged up

>only have 2 condoms
>used up fast
>keeps begging me to raw dog and every time she sees a baby, she freaks out, so say now
>say we should do anal
>stick it in her ass
>every time I tried before, she always says it hurts to much, but this time she seems ok with it
>just keep fucking until I come
>get done, lying next to her
>"Did you just come?"
>"Yeah, why do you need a tissue or something?"
>"anon, that wasn't my ass"
>rush to CVS, buy plan b...crisis (hopefully) averted)

It still only has a 95% chance of success though, and she was ovulating, so idk