tell me why are you so cool and great please

I'm a really good pokemon player. I can get to the top ten in pokemon showdown's ladder in a day easily.

I can lift really heavy things, excluding the weight of my own uselessness and failure.

This m good at killing captured cats and skinning them for their pelts!

I'm incredible at every fucking thing I do. It's insane.

i'm originally black

>>35131180
My shitty life is not the worst thing about my life

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I started writing a post but soon realized that I'm actually great enough that it wouldn't really be possible to accurately sum it up with a limit of only 2000 characters.

So, I guess you'd have to get to know me.

>>35131310
T-that doesn't make any sense anon..

>>35131180
I'm not cool because I'm too big to fit in the fridge.

>>35131180
Because I go outside

>>35131180
I don't have to tell you anything. Fuck off.

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I'm an albino and have a WPM count of ~200

>>35132311
>m an albino
really?

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>>35131180
I saved my only friend's life when he tried to kill himself a month ago cause he broke up with his ex.
He's now found a new girlfriend while he was at the hospital and doesn't even care about me anymore.

>>35132624
Yeah, despite from all the cons i have because of that i think white hair plus kinda redish eyes are something you should be proud of

>>35132777
>white hair
post hair

what race are you?

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I am very open to having friends and can be fun. The downside is that I don't know how to make conversation anymore. My age is always way different from everyone I've talked to, too, which makes it challenging. I wish I had vidya friends. ;__;

>>35132777
Sounds interesting. Seconding >>35132822

>>35132822
>no way in hell im posting anything from my body on the fucking net, especially here.
Also, I'm white.

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>>35133224
Who are you quoting?

Do you understand that greentexting is supposed to be used to quote content?

Please do not abuse 4chan syntax. It makes posts here much more confusing for everyone else.

Use greentext only to quote either another post or some other source.

let me demonstrate:

>>35133224
>Also, I'm white.
like that

this can be done by highlighting text on 4chan and then clicking the post number.

I hope that helped!

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I'm tall and lean and have bags under my eyes and sexy half-smirk on my face half the time. Also trying to develop a habit of always having one eye closed to look cooler.

i'm not. there is nothing about me that makes me either cool or great. i'm human garbage.

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it's all about not being scared of shit but still hating life