So how many other non-robots lurk here?

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>>35129599
>sometimes i get paranoid that i'm the only true virgin loser robot here and that every other poster is chad secretly mocking me.

>>35129599
I can't even imagine how someone COULDN'T be a robot. Being able to keep conversation or hold an 8x5 job or show interest in girls all seems so alien.

>>35129599
I am. I try and post helpful advice sometimes but I get the feeling it's better to just stay silent since a lot of robots are very spiteful to cyborgs or normies.

>>35129599
Failed normie here, sorry lads

I'm an ex-robot and I suspect most of the normie posters are also ex-robots

most robots would assume I'm a chad irl because I'm tall, /fit/, and not hideously deformed. however I am a khv with no friends and no job, so i got that going for me.

Me
>stable gf
>about to graduate med
>working parttime
>living alone
>two group of friends and two really good friends
>planning to travel

I like it here though. I've acquired most of this somewhat recently and I've been on /r9k/ for years now.

Why do other normies come here?

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Fuck off you fucking normies.


How come is it that you people come on here because you "enjoy the atmosphere", but your posts only turn this board more and more normal?
Just lurk without posting, or BTFO.

Normies aren't welcome here, just as robots aren't welcome in society.

Get the fuck out REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>35129705
You're not alone, my friend. I first thought that this board was always mocking autistic fags in an ironic way.

>>35129804
You wanna give advices ?
Go to fucking /adv/ and throw some of youe shitty advices, you condescending faggot.

>>35129882

normies are still better than tripfags, especially tripfags who post memes about themselves

GF, PhD, friends, 100k a year job here. I don't give a shit whether robots want me here and neither should you. This is not their board and never was. Don't let them forget it.

>>35129599
None if I can help it!

>>35129949
Vlad and all the comrades are saving the board, you fucking normie.

SAGE NORMIE THREADS AT ALL COSTS!

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>>35129854
>khv
>chad

pick one faggot

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>>35129964
NORMIE UPRISING IMMINENT

Original

>>35129882
I rarely post and when I do, it's usually to tell some anon that I liked their greentext story.

I miss greentext threads too, they were the most fun I had here. This boards even has generals now, pretty sad.

>>35129599
Normy reporting in, first girl I fucked I was 13, now married with kids and retired enjoying the good life

>>35129964
It is our fucking board you normalslime. Get out of it! Now!

>>35130186
/r9k/ is gone.
It's over.

I'm a normie myself, maybe even a chad by some of your standards, but I think I have robot sympathies.

But most of you are just retarded faggots so whatever

>>35129599
It honestly feels comfy lurking here. Wading through the repetitive BS threads, there's some quality ones in the mix. Plus I feel like I'm a robot who got lucky and met the right people in school, but now I'm trying to slowly ease my way out

>>35130368
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGTiSgb2uxw
Go live your normie life, ever unknowing.