>Every time I fart I tear my asshole apart
I jack off to shota/femdom porn of mugi
I browse /pol/ and praise Kek when he grants us digits and happenings.
>>35129722
And look at these dubs I have received!
PRAISE KEK
>>35129722
KEK IS IN THIS THREAD oregano
>>35129598
I sing a jingle out loud to myself before I eat my protein bar
>>35129598
I take prescription pills or alcohol to try and drown myself from the pain
>>35129598
Running through the apartment yelling "BRRRAAAAAAAAAAP", laughing like a maniac.
When I hear something on the news where someone got fucked over I yell "JUST"
>>35129598
i always chewck 4-5 times if i forgot something before going out, i always check if i have locked up the car properly twice