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>>35129291
I do only when the stream starts and when its about to end.

>starting to piss before your pants are out the way

anybody else?

>>35129291
>take a piss
>shake dick until no more drops
>pull up pants and leave
>fast forward to 1 minute later
>sitting in bed on 4chan or whatever
>move legs or pelvis slightly
>a jet of piss randomly bursts out of my urethra without warning
>underwear and pants soiled

you can NOT be robot if you're not incontinent

>>35129397
>>starting to piss before your pants are out the way
right here my man
>>35129402
iktfb

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>>35129291
>tfw I get droplets on the seat so often that they posted a sign in my dorm bathroom asking that we please wipe up pee pee droplets if we get any on the seat
>mfw I still don't clean it up
Fucking normalfags, get fucked

>>35129402
This happens to me every time I wee wee. It used to feel bad, but now I don't give a shit