does anyone want to be my gf? i am autistic 22 year old virgin

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i need gf
bicycle

Hold that phone, ladies

I'm 21 and a non-Autistic virgin. I'LL be your bf instead.

I bet I have a better body than you, too, OP

This bait is a little rough on the edges m8
Try with less flattering photos (eg:not so many muscles n shit)
Also add sum (obviously fake) personal info so they get interested
Also get out you normo scum
And then Ta-da: Guaranteed replies

>>35128298
Plsbemybfplsbemyorigionalbf

>>35129382
can u post skype?

>>35129519
I'm obviously a boy, don't tease me..

OP, is this really you? Post a timestamped picture.

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>>35129672
ok
wfwqefqwefg34q

>no body hair

No thanks OP. Maybe gaybots might be into you though.

>>35128282
Is that you? That's a really nice physique. Looks like you work hard for it.

o-ok anon
I'm a shy, autistic fembot. And I'm asian if you don't mind...

Also I weigh 250 pounds and have a roastie :)

>>35128282
Sorry, anon, but I think muscles are absolutely disgusting.
Good luck, though.

>>35129890
thx
its me

>>35129893
how old are you?
efawegeg

>>35129845
No i mean, with your abs visible. It seems unlikely that a body like that would belong to a robot.

>>35129930
"and have a roastie" is someone trolling you

>>35130286
I second this request

Although I think he just fell for the fit meme


Goddamn though I'd fuck his brains out if he was local. That timestamp tells me he's not amerifat though

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>>35130286
>>35130559
ok but my body doesnt look as good in this lightning so i put my penis to compensate
i am from netherlands

>>35130726
Pls fuck my tight boipucci

>>35130726
you are incredibly yummy anon, you'll find someone before youre 25

quit worrying and take that sexy body far from this board

>>35130726
Wow okay. So what happens when you put that body up on tinder and ask girls for a hookup?
Also on >>35128298 you look 12. Grow a beard.

>>35128282
>even getting /fit/ will not help
Also you seem to be kind of a manlet, in the region of 5'8-5'9?

>>35130852
Anon looks great

>>35130852
do not grow a beard! you are adorable, like some innocent boy-man thing

>>35130852
never shaved in my life
i dont think tinder will work out
im really autistic in person and iwill be too anxious to meet up
>>35130872
5'9

>>35130900
don't grow a beard, you are cute enough >.<

>>35130900
5'9'' is acceptable with a body like that, just aim for girls at or below 5'5''

>>35128282
COMRADES REPORT AND DERAIL /SOC/ THREADS
THIS IS UNACEPTABLE
SAGED

>>35130914
i dont want to grow one

sdffqewf

>>35130900
>im really autistic in person and iwill be too anxious to meet up
Than ask her to come to your place. Why haven't you tried yet?

>>35130930
iv never had a girlfriend and was bullied my whole life for being fat and autistic, i cant even initiate conversations or antything

What kind of girls do you like?
What types don't you like?

>>35130936
good, I hate it when people think they need to grow a beard to look good.

>>35130914
>cute
>not hot
Yes he looks cute. With a beard, he'd look hot.

>Chad humblebragging
Solid thread, saged.

>>35130962
If that was so you wouldn't be attention-whoring like a girl here. Leave.

saged.

>>35130986
don't samefag vlad wannabe

OP is autist former-fat, read thread

>>35130900
>5'9
And there you have it. If you are not an outgoing charming person your manletism will kill interest most of the in you. Many guys with your height/body can get girls but they have good social skills.
>>35130926
The thing is in most social situations you are surrounded with other people. You being shorter than most of the other guys makes you look worse than you already are. 5'9 is acceptable for a lot of women but put two guys side by side one 5'9 and the other 6'0 and the vast majority of women would go for the 6'0 guy even if the 5'9 guy was fitter.

>>35130999
What the fuck's a vlad, also who cares if he was fat, he's chad now.
Also the muh personality meme doesn't work, he looks like a chad, he can fuck off.

>>35130726
>netherlands
>5'9

>>35130962
Get a discord. Make a tinder profile. Wait for matches. Relay messages to me, i'll tell you exactly what to reply. Guaranteed date or a hookup.

>>35128347
Thats a chat thing to say

>>35131134
chadddddd
whatever you're already gone

>>35131134
chads don't call themselves virgins

thread full of traps and fags.

op abamdoned

>>35129894
i kinda agree. his body isn't appealing to me. I think if he had some more bodyfat he'd look better. Need to be slightly soft and smoother.

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>>35129894
t. faggots

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>>35128282

you are either a troll or virgin by choice. you are prime chad material

>>35130726

How is your waist that tiny

Autistic and skinny lmao

>>35130726
Lmmao you fucking dyel reeeeeee