Tinder

who's picture are you using?

>>35120633
I'm going to use my own pictures. I'm bored so I'm trying to see how many matches I can obtain.

Don't take any relationship seriously from there, the girls who say "I'm looking for something real" are lying or crazy or both. Buy condoms

>>35120820
Thanks, but I can't have sex. I'm going to the Navy soon for Basic. This is just a game for me.

>>35120504
You should expect girls who are just there to get their egos flattered and don't give the slightest hint of a shit about anything else.

>>35120820
>>35120911

This sounds perfect for a hot guy who just wants to get laid.
I'll join you OP.

>>35120911
I hope the fatties aren't there for that too.

>>35120945
Just one question though.

Once you meet up, if she asks you why are you on tinder. You can't straight up say sex right?
What's a good excuse?

>>35120504
Matching with a girl doesn't really mean shit and wont lead to anything else in 90% of cases IF you get matches at all. It's an app for hookups so make sure you're flirty right off the bat. The aura you need to give off is that you're interested in having fun and fucking around, not a stable relationship

>>35121144
Say "I'm an explorer".

Works every time.

>>35121170
I can already see her saying something like
>hahaha what does that mean? ;)

>>35121187
Then say to her that "It means I'm doing research on girls that can gives me the best orgasm, care to be my specimen?"

>>35121243
Anon please.

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>>35121282
Hehe. Every time.

>>35121144
Can someone answer this seriously please or do i have to make a new thread?

The only thing that i see working is "Because i'm bored."

Deep depression over the shallowness of mankind.

>>35120504

you should expect to swipe hot chicks, get no matches, and then gradually lower your standards and then eventually be thankful that at least landwhales think you're hot. tinder is a roastie paradise, but horrible for robots

>>35120504
unless you're chad, expect loneliness

>get matched based on my body pic
>get ghosted when they see a face pic

such is the life of an uggo who lifts

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it's quite nice if you're good looking