Are you supposed to shower before sex?

>>35120079
If you're smelly, otherwise nah.

but smelly sex is best sex

>>35120079
If you're really gross, then yeah. Usually I'm relatively clean before sex, though, so I shower after because I get sweaty af.

>>35120079
Is nice to get warmluke shower together then fuck

During. Shower sex is great.

>>35120079
what if you poo yourself during the sex like i did one time?

what's the protocol for that?

>>35120079
I like sex best when the girl hasn't showered in a while.
Call me a degenerate, but its hot as fuck when she has a strong smell.

Yes! Fucked a girl yesterday and when we switched to doggy it smelled like SHIT. That was disgusting

>>35120587
but doesn't water fuck up the natural lubricant made from the vagine and peepee?

>>35120679
wipe your ass then you pig

>>35120612
How can you shit yourself during sex?

>>35120691
A bit, the effect is overrated, you can still fuck

>>35120701
I got too exciting and did the poo

I have not had sex since then :(

>>35120079
I at least wash my junk in the sink. If it only smells slightly musty it's fine, but if it tastes like it she might gag.

>>35120679
Women can't into shitting

>>35120079
my gf usually prefers it when I don't shower because she likes the smell of my sweat

>>35120818
Some lazi fucks confuse erotic smells with shit and unwashed balls, they may be the same people that confuse feet with sex and traps with women

the prostitutes always wanted to take showers first
but I think they just wanted to waste time so they didn't have to suck and fuck for a whole hour

>>35120989
Yes and I'm sure a good amount of men they are with don't shower beforehand.

>>35120927
That sounds more wise than it seems intended to be