>tfw woke up horny >tfw no guy in my bed to fuck me

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>>35117707

*insert beta pathetic response about tfw no gf and will take any girl, commenting on OP's supposed beauty*

absorb this (you) you roastie toastie

>tfw woke up horny
>fapped into boxers and carried on with my day

>wake up dehydrated
>check my bank account
>i can buy a lot of pizza if i wanted lmao

>>35117725
hey i think ichatted to you on a discord about that.
also why are there females on this board.
i thought this was more of a thing for lonely outcasts like myself

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>>35117707
Shut the fuck up , get a vibrator.

>>35117707
location? be my gf pls

i'll do whatever you want

>>35117757
I think you mean wizardchan.

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>>35117777
disgusting waste of quads. have some fucking dignity for christ's sake

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>>35117707
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Grill.

Let me get your deetz ;)

>>35117707
Stop being a faggot, anon.
Go get a bf and stop your bitching.

>>35118108
That's disgusting you piece of filth, almost as bad as all the disgusting traps and faggots that live in this place.

>>35118108
BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed... snnnnnnnifffffffffff...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...

>>35118256
topjej
thanks anon

>tfw no bf to fuck me in my sleep

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>>35118242
Boipussy>Some roastie's axe hound stretched out by Tyrone.

: ^ )

>>35117707
Fuck yourself with a dildo.

Thats much better than wanking it.

>>35118319
You're going to get aids from both anyway.

>>35117720
>undertale pepe
Sorry you must be over 18 to post here.

>gf woke up horny
>hasnt showered for 8 hours
>stinky pussy
scratch women, i need another reason for living

>>35117707
Uhm, and your age is?

>>35117707
get lost roastie scum 4567

>>35117761
This. It'll make life so much better OP.