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Why hasn't /r9k/ created its own fragrance yet? 2017-02-25 10:41:58 Post No. 35116207
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Why hasn't /r9k/ created its own fragrance yet? 2017-02-25 10:41:58 Post No. 35116207
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Why hasn't /r9k/ created its own fragrance yet?
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2017-02-25 10:41:58
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In 2016 the fragrance market accounted for 40 billion U.S. dollars globally. The market is predicted to grow to 41 billion U.S. dollars by the end of 2017. If we (my company) launch this fragrance for the target demographic of neets and virgins we could see potential revenue in the millions. We will market it as being the ultimate transformation into Chad by pulling all the roasties.
> Reee - A Fragrance by Pepe
Could you recommend a particular fragrance for our new alpha male scent?
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>>35116207
How to spot an autist 101
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>>35116207
frog semen
preemptive orig
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>>35116207
s-so can I loose my virginity?
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>>35116229
Excuses me, but I am a CEO of a large fragrance company and am not autistic. Please keep replies to only genuine suggestions. I truly believe in the vision of this potential game changing product.
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It should smell like sweat shame and tendies
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>If we (my company)
Where to send my CV to?
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It would smell like BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>35116229
Hey, memes sell. And the best part is that they're not copyrighted.
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>>35116236
No. It's a perfume for true robots; it helps you keep your virginity. If you want to lose your virginity you have to buy Chad perfume.
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>>35116472
That is why we are creating this Chad fragrance, with a new image "Reee - A fragrance by Pepe"
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Let's make a women's perfume that smells like garbage so that women stop being worthless sluts. No horny Chad will hit on a girl who smells like garbage, right? Then maybe I can get my dick wet
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>>35116207
I'd buy it if it smelled like freshly fried tendies.
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>>35116542
Fast food perfume does exist, my man.
KFC made tendies scented sunscreen before and this tendies flavored nailpolish (available in Hong Kong only). http://www.ctvnews.ca/lifestyle/kfc-releases-edible-nail-polish-in-hong-kong-1.2891047
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>>35116542
How about Cheetos scented perfume? Just dab some officially licensed cheetos bronzer (http://www.marieclaire.com/beauty/news/a23855/cheetos-bronzer-fragrance/) on your skin and you'll be an alpha cheetah in no time.
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>>35116207
>>35116406
Right here.
Non-washed dick masturbation
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>>35116517
Good idea. We could release an alternative brand that actually smells like shit and attracts no Chads to leave those women free for the neets and virgins wearing "Reee". Spend millions on marketing and release to get as many roasties to adopt it as possible.
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>>35116668
We could start a porn empire with all the sex having that will happen thanks to us. Playfrog.
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>>35116542
But then we would only attract cougars, and not roasties
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>>35116517
>>35116668
You mean like axe for women?
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It should smell like poopoopeepee
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>>35116207
>Could you recommend a particular fragrance for our new alpha male scent?
BO, stale piss, fake cheese, and semen.
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It smells like a cumsock.
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/r9k/ already has it's own fragrance line
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I already have too many as it is...
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>>35117554
What are all those decants??
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>>35117554
They are from a site called perfume parlour in the UK, just different ones that would cost a bomb if they were the real deal
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>>35117610
>>35117631
Shiet
meant to reply to (You)
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>>35117631
No I want to know I really really like perfume.
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>>35117554
Put all of them on at the same time. Then sit in the front row of a movie theater and smoke everyone out.
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>>35117759
Silver mountain water
Aventus
Fahrenheit
Green irish tweed
Back to black
Armani code
Armani code ultimate
Armani code profumo
Angel men pure malt
Allure homme edition blanche
Bois d'argent
Herod
More than words
Tuskan leather
Pure white cologne
Forty knots
Dior intense
Figure eden
Allure homme extreme
Tobacco vanille
Ultra zest
Amber nargule
Mandarino di amalfi
New haarlem
V&R Antidote
Dior homme sport 2012
Valentino Uomo
All are copies and called something slightly different just so they don't get rekt by the law
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smells like failure
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>>35117882
Good taste. I'm guessing you're a gourmand afficionado?
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>>35116207
Put concentrated pheromones contained in horse semen in it. That's all we ask for, and it will solve all our problems.
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>tfw I am not jean baptiste grenouille
>tfw will never make make the ultimate perfume from the lard of virgin roasties
Why even live
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>>35116207
I would consider buying that anon.
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