Australia thread

/aus/ robot discord: https://discord.gg/BYUNqQC

>>35114950
Hey m7

>where are you from
brisbane
>what are you up to / any plans for tonight
playing some hex and lurking 4chan
>favourite beer
mythos

of course robots exist in australia we have /aus/ threads all the time (or at least we used to)

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>>35114950
>Melbourne
>putting off my tafe work and watching ippo
>I don't drink
>tfw no gf is hitting me way harder than usual

>>35115071
If I want to use the discord I would, so fuck off you spamming cunt.

>>35114950
>where are you from
Melbourne
>what are you up to / any plans for tonight
getting a good sleep in for uni and because I'm socializing with normies tomorrow
>favourite beer
the cheapest stuff I can stomach is carlton dry
>whatever the fuck else
not looking forward to uni starting in two days

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>>35114950
>>where are you from
perth 6100
>>what are you up to / any plans for tonight
nothing, just waiting for my dole to come in at 10pm ish so I can get something to eat.
>>favourite beer
Asahi or Coopers pale ale
>>whatever the fuck else
existence was a mistake

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>>35115095
maybe you should use it because I really want more friends

>>35114950
>melbourne
Sitting around preparing myself for uni. 3rd year this year, can't wait to fail miserably at making new uni friends.

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>>35115137
n-nice that's literally the exact same situation as me

>>35114950
>where are you from
Brisbane
>what are you up to / any plans for tonight
I was just about to go to my onetitis bday party, and I feel like feeling more like shit than I usually do.
>favourite beer
None. All beer tastes like fermented piss. In fact all alcohol is shit tier. Caps are the way to go.

>>35115135
Thats really depressing anon. You deserve better people than me.

>>35114950
I'd love to move to Australia! It's a beautiful country! The only problem is... It's full of Australians! Hahahahahahahaha
guess what island with a lot of sheep i'm from

>>35115071
op here cheers for that

go to bed Bruce

t. nz

>>35115189
> You deserve better people than me.
what's that supposed to mean?
what is your lore?

>>35114950
are kiwi bots allowed in this thread

>>35115209
only if you're cute

o r i g
c o m m e n t o

>>35115217
well im not allowed in this thread then

>>35115191
>Thinking Australia is beautiful
>Lives in New Zealand
Like I get people inherently believe where they grow is worse than it is, but New Zealand is like heaven on earth, atleast in terms of scenic nature.

>>35114950

>where are you from
Just started living in Perth

>what are you up to / any plans for tonight
Actually legitimately going clubbing

>favourite beer
Coopers sparkling

>whatever the fuck else
I'm trying to get as many friends as possible and put myself out there a bit. Its actually kinda working

>>35115189
>You deserve better people than me
Trust me, you're better than 90% of the people in the Discord and you don't even know it.

>>35115149
w-where do you go to anon
I'm at Monash Clayton

>>35115249
swinburne
but do you go to the CBD often?

I want a Melbourne gf

>>35115263
i just want anything with a pulse

>>35115249
>>35115254
Do either of you need some extra cash?

>>35115254
I go into the CBD every now and then

>>35115296
Yes. I need it to fund my drinking habit

Perth 6006
Werkn
Asahi
Helo perthbots

>>35115313
i'd like to pay to watch you guys eat each others arseholes. Interested?

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>>35115329
this is the nastiest meme i've ever encountered

>>35115329
Of course
Please gift $500 to [email protected]
The video will be available for your viewing pleasure within 3-10 business days

>>35115263
Best we can offer you is a gf (male), but you'll have to fight the discord server's owner for her (him)

>where are you from
Nowhere. I've lived all over this godforsaken place populated by the inbred descendants of British and Irish criminals. Currently live in Ballarat.
>what are you up to / any plans for tonight
Staying inside to hide from the filth and forget that I am a prisoner on a literal desert island.
>favourite beer
I like craft beer served from breweries.
>whatever the fuck else
Gooks taking all the jobs and houses. Will probably be a eunuch for some wealthy Chinese lords harem in 30 years.

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>>35115368
I DONT HAVE A GF MALE I DONT WANT A GF MALE STOP SPREADING THESE MEMES

>>35115368
goddamn i hate traps
>want to get married and have kids?
>well, fuck you goyim!

>>35115233
I didn't realise this until I traveled around a bit. NZ truly is blessed with it's natural environment, the best part is the beaches that are at the most a few hours away. And then I can head down to the south island for skiing. Too bad it's lacking in other areas though.

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I didn't know so many abbos knew had to read

>>35115336
>>35115367
No. I want to watch it in person. You'll each receive 25 dollars, and two(2) egg and lettuce sandwiches.

>>35115387
>kids
fucking disgusting man

>>35115395
>I didn't know so many abbos knew had to read
Y-you too?

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>implying Australia was ever relevant

>>35115378
It's not a meme, it's lore

>>35115412
>not wanting to put natures ownership label on a woman
no my friend, it is you who is disgusting

>>35115249
i'm at monash clayton also. no way in fuck im meeting up with another robot though.

Guys have the ugliest and least civilized native people in the entire world

>literally subhuman

>>35115456
what if I'm a qt grill

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> he doesn't meet up with people from r9k
about half my irl friendship circle is full of cunts I met off this board now

obligatory discord shill: https://discord.gg/BYUNqQC

>Melbourne
>pre-reading math notes for uni
>no beer

>>35115435
We're in Civilization VI now, so we're definitely moving up in the world.

>>35114950

>where are you from
inner western sydney
>what are you up to / any plans for tonight
no plans. gonna do what i do with all of my spare time: sit on my arse and shitpost on the chans.
>favourite beer
dont drink. no friends to drink with and not an alcoholic. i used to like stella artois if i had some spare cash in my early twenties.
>whatever the fuck else
this is the least gay aus r9k thread ive seen in a while. keep up the good work.

>>35115481
yeah I saw that. Feels good.

>>35115409

how can they say no to a sammich?

>>35115483
>this is the least gay aus r9k thread ive seen in a while. keep up the good work.
Not for long, you naughty little cock wallet.

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>>35115476
niqqa i know you have/have-had a dick no matter what label you put on it

>where are you from
Gold Coast

>what are you up to / any plans for tonight
Eat gyg and play FIFA

>favourite beer
TED

>whatever the fuck else
kill me

>where are you from
rural fucking nowhere queensland
>what are you up to / any plans for tonight
smoking bowls then a tupperware party
>favourite beer
beer is shit

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>>35114950
I would like to start by acknowledging the traditional owners of this land

>>35115539
D-don't be that way anon
I can be your qt grillfriend and we can suck each others dick at the Menzies basement toilets

>>35115580
post pic if youre a qt

Australians are the #1 worst tourists in the world according to a 2016 poll.

I've seen it too, they come here in the winter and wreck skii resorts, fight and get arrested at some point in their trip. I see this every year, you guys are literally the worst

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>>35115555
>then a tupperware party

>>35115602
>you guys are literally the worst
lol harden up soft cunt

>where are you from
From Melbourne, living in Canberra
>what are you up to / any plans for tonight
I'm eating some chicken pasta. After I finish I plan to watch an online uni lecture.
>favourite beer
I don't drink :(
>whatever the fuck else
>tfw no Canberra gf
>>35115071
Stop advertising this shitty botnet, irc-for-retards service please
>>35115481
>math
muh nigga
>>35115602
>can't handle the banter

>>35115618

>be Australian
>come to foreign country
>get black out drunk
>get shit kicked by locals
>leave

I ain't even mad

>>35115644
>Stop advertising this shitty botnet, irc-for-retards service please
how else do I chat with a lot of robots at once and build friendships and close bonds?

>>35115594
>>35115580
>>35115409
>>35115368
>>35115367
>>35115329

stop

ogonigl

>>35115668
I thought we were talking about tourists, not ANZACs

>>35115677
Why don't you build a close bond with my fucking fist

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>tfw too dumb for uni
Who else here /tafe/? What tafe do you go to?

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>>35115692
o-okay anon :(
why are you so upset

>>35115732
Just putting you in your fucking place mate. There's a pecking order here, and I'm on top. You best remember that.

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FUCKING ABBOS GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEE

>>35115744
>I'm on top
Nice try buddy, but the only one topping Roko around here is Smiles

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>>35115677
irc
mumble
4chan.org
By using discord you're letting normies in and supporting the botnet
>>35115714
u jelly?

Australians are a strange breed of people.

>>35115783
no wonder you care so much about muh freedoms... you're literally a first year uni student

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D-do Australians like like Canadians?

>>35115783
oh look a jaffy

are you in law or med or engineering?

>>35115786
>people
>Australian
Pick uno

that anthro looking dog profile pic guy keeps dumping cuckhold porn every so often

>>35115796
Anal intercourse in Canada

Section 159 of the Criminal Code criminalizes anal intercourse, but provides exceptions for a husband and wife, and any two persons 18 years of age or older. These exceptions do not apply if a third person is present, or if the anal intercourse takes place anywhere but in private

>>35115796
As long as you're nice, we will be nice to you

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>>35115783
>he thinks ATAR means a thing

Who /melbuni/?

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>>35115786
What makes you say that?
>>35115794
I don't see the connection.
>>35115796
I want to move to Canada desu
>>35115805
Nah. Maths. I fell for the /sci/ meme

>>35115732
bring back milkshake chat roko

>>35115796

I think so, there is so many of them here they must like Canadians

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>>35115825
It means $50k in cold hard cash m8 (over 4 years)

>>35115813
hes from melbourne, enjoys roleplaying cuckold

>>35115249
>>35115456

W-what are you guys studying?
> arts law 3rd year here, might be getting drunk before icebreaker tutes on Monday, come by Sir Johns g-guys

>>35115863
Just don't go bragfagging about it at uni. It immediately marks you as a first year, and a very uncool one at that.

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anyone here watching insight?

>>35115890
>It immediately marks you as a first year
>implying non jaffies don't immediately know

>>35115891
What's the issue being discussed?

>>35115904
their smile and optimism gives it away

>>35115888
/sci/ here, chemistry.
my kik is crownofclouds

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>>35115890
No shit. I don't tell anyone what I got.
Anonymous shitposting is my bragging outlet.

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>>35115777
bvxd wait what huh oh man I'm looking out my window right now but this is really just meant to be a funny reaction image post

roko its oj can u let me back in

>>35114950
Perth.
Asahi.
Dealing with people with autism

>>35115783
?
ATAR is literally nothing.
I've seen high scoring school students fail and drop out of university because they go in with a mentality that they're already way smarter than the courses are designed for so they can slack off.

Further more no one gives a shit about ATAR once you're in university

>>35115714

i go to ultimo tafe in sydney city. doing a music course. am not enjoying it so far. all the music normies i share a class with, my god.

>>35115834
Just my limited experience with them. I've known a couple of Australians and New Zealanders over the years. It's sort of like you're here in the moment but at the same time you're not quite yourselves, like you're holding something back. I've sometimes imagined how surreal it would being among a group of Australians in Australia. I guess it's just a weird neurocity of mine. You guys are okay though, from the few I've met.

>>35115714
I go to box hill in Melbourne and almost everyone there is either a normalfag or even more autistic then me.

Bored at home playing BB trying to get Ludwig for the first time. Spent hours playing and is definitely the hardest boss I've ever done in a souls game. Probably doesn't help I'm doing him for the first time on NG

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Why are half abo girls so hot? Were they literally made for white cock? Is it wrong to race mix with them?

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>>35116001
What ATAR did you get? :^)
>>35116141
shit taste

>>35116141
Of course it's wrong. Your blood is the most precious thing you have and will last as long as man itself.

It's not worth it.

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>>35115813
>>35115777
>>35115839
>>35115875
>>35115942
just stoppp ARGHHHHHHHH

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>>35116141
>>35116153
>>35116159

what? (*ailgsdg

>>35116141
>Is it wrong to race mix with them?
Nah, the government used to encourage it lol

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>>35116165
>>35116159
>>35116153
you sure you don't want dis abo pussy?? ee

>>35115555
i'm also from rural fucking nowhere qld, can i come to this tupperware party

Sucked a subpar cock around 8 now im sitting in maccas fucking my diet and wondering if the anti fag fags are right. A bad one sours the whole thing for me

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How about this abo pussy? (different person)

>>35114950
>>where are you from

4812 townsville (unfortunately)

>>what are you up to / any plans for tonight
complaining about my existence

>>favourite beer
4x gold

You can fuck abbos. Just don't breed with them.

>>35116198
>>35116233
Not showing their face is kind of cheating

A lot of QLD and WA here, always.
Where all the NSW cunts at?

>>35116249
but this:>>35116198
is>>35116165

Also yeah the naked one is kind of a butter face.

>>35116269
Her face is average at best. She is attractive, but not because of specific racial traits

>Where are you from?
Canberra
>What are you up to?
Looking at random videos on youtube
>Favorite beer
Dont drink

pauline will NEVER EVER become prime minister

>>35116268
in the dsicrod cuntasfasxcxv

>>35116391
I fucking hope not. It disgusts me how many people agree with her disgusting views.

I miss Kevin rudd

>>35115254
Graduated Swin last year, make sure you do the industry placement if you want a job out of uni, I fucked up and can't get a job now.

>>35115644
>>35116306
>canberra
>don't drink
You two should meet up and have sober gay sex

>>35116410

(you)

this is an original post brought to you by coca cola.

>>35115372
was just in Ballarat working at a carnival. not a bad place to live

>>35116655

many meth-heads?

>>35116784
nah pretty tame compared to other places ive been

NO
HOLY FUCK
AUSTRALIANS ARE ALL FUCKING CHADS

>where are you from
north shore
>what are you up to / any plans for tonight
playing vidya from my childhood while trying to block out the chads next door having a party
>favourite beer
none

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>>35115233
>it's another saturday night in adelaide
>sitting here pointlessly drinking shit ciders because it takes a ton of booze for me to even get buzzed
>tfw no gf/trap bf

god this place sucks

>>35117039
>>35117039
join the discord and all your troubles will vanquish

Adelaide, going to pubs in the city. Alone. Cooper's

>>35117039
Hey anon up for going to the city for a few beers?

>>35117101
nah ive had too many to drive so im just gonna play league, jack off then stare at the ceiling wishing i was dead

>>35117039
>>tfw no gf/trap bf
>tfw I've spoken to two qt adelaide traps before
>tfw no melbtrap/qt bf

any novocastrians here?
i have the hardest time finding anyone from here, anyone in NSW is from sydney

>>35114950
tfw no cuteboy bf in brisbane

Hi Aussie. Just moved to Sydney. What is there to do around here.

>>35117059
here's the link in case you lost it: https://discord.gg/BYUNqQC

>>35117215
chinese massage parlour

>>35116996

what games are you playing?

why isnt this an original comment

tasmania
playing overcocks and drinking coke
more of a wine drinker these days
what's with all the abo posting in here? i thought we got rid of them all

>>35117546
The people who make these threads are the discord guys that mostly come from QLD and NSW

Plenty of them around there.

>>35117381
sam and max hit the road. earlier it was monster truck madness. tried getting creatures 1 to work but windows 10 is shit

>tfw no qt robot twinks to lewd

>>35117310
Not if nisems scheme works

>>35116218
nah bro it sucked, I got too high and didn't even buy any tupperware

>>35117945
lots of lewding in the discord desu

>>35118422
I see no evidence of any lewding on the discord

>>35117945
Please be from literally anywhere but Melbourne

>>35118422
eh, the discord is cancer, I hate group dynamics
>>35118535
eggsdee

Australia threads used to have cute traps for me to fantasize about meeting and being lewd with

what happened to the cute boys?

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>>35118993
I used to spam pics in them desu but I got bored of being the only twink that posted, also pretty sure most of the anons got tired of my shit :P

>>35119040
spam my boypussy dude

>>35119040
thiskillsthebread.jpg

>>35119426
w-with muh benis? will do

>>35114950
>where are you from
South Perth

>what are you up to / any plans for tonight
Just came home from a friend's birthday gathering in the park. Got drunk at about 8pm, kept myself under control then waited for everyone to pack up, then walked 40 mins home to my shitty sober life

>favourite beer
Gage Roads Atomic

>whatever the fuck else
this year I'm planning to kill myself and my new year's resolution was to gather the courage, and to slowly distance myself from the people I would affect the most so they can continue have a normal life. since I definitely have no ill will towards them or anybody.

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>>35114950
Well I'm its 3am I'm fried anyone near 2147 wanna help me polish off this bag?

>>35114950
>where are you from
Vienna
>what are you up to / any plans for tonight
getting drunk, shitposting on the chans, maybe playing comfy eastern feels games like STALKER
>favourite beer
Pilsner Urquell and Beck's. Kozel is close.

3186 who lurkin around these parts

>>35120020
Yea lets go.
I'll see you at seven hills

>>35120500
you're gonna needa be a bit more specific

>>35116089
hey i might be working in box hill i was there today