What do grils do all day?

Get attention non-stop

talk to their many friends
masturbate until they're tired of orgasming
collect gifts from amazon

the usual

they just sit around and talk

>>35114769
Yeah and if they're not talking in person they're usually on their phone talking through text.

get STD tests, and then fuck the doctor to celebrate

>>35114832
or commiserate

I just sleep and read manga.

>>35115327
add cuddling me into the mix

>>35115327
Whore of attention

>>35115337
But I don't do that, Anon.

I sit around bottomless texting my orbiters. That's seriously it. For some reason I would rather not be intimate with anyone and be without the touch of a man but juggle multiple guys and their thirst for me.

>>35115370
what would happen if you poked your jugular with a needle? would it just squirt out in a thin stream like a water balloon with a hole in it?
try it out. send results

>>35115357
>But I don't do that, Anon.
You should start!

>>35115370
Give us proof you're worthy to be orbited.

cuck as many men as possible in as many ways as possible, no one is safe from getting cucked by me. I find ways to cuck my bulls

My life revolves around cucking


Just kidding, i'm a man. But that's what an honest self aware average woman would say, if they existed

brapping

>>35115370
this is true, seen girls snapchats where they literally snapchat multiple dudes 300 days in a row and they obviously are never going to touch them

>>35115403
I think it would be a whole lot more trouble than it's worth.

>>35115451
Women have no lives
such losers

>>35115470
I think it's worth a tremendous amount of trouble and would cause very little.

Sit around playing with their buttholes

Breastfeed their friends

>>35115488
I have OCD, basically the stereotypical hand washing kind. Essentially I try to be as clean as possible so that I don't get my stuff dirty, so I don't really think I'd feel very comfortable with cuddling. I'd need to shower afterwards so that I'd feel clean again, so it is a bit of trouble, for me at least.

1. tinder
2. fuck

>>35115540
what if we cuddle in the shower?

What do they talk about all day?

>>35115549
Hmm, I never thought of that actually. It doesn't sound nearly as bad as cuddling in a bed or something, in terms of cleanliness. It would probably be a bit uncomfortable though. It is actually a pretty good suggestion, I smiled when I read it.

>>35115354
how? she was just saying what she does

I play sims and shitpost.

>>35115615
1. men
2. their vagina

>>35115651
I thought girls don't shitpost.

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>>35115540
holy shit you'd get a legit stroke or your nervous system would shut down or something like that if you'd step a foot into my apartment. how do you live with that? What do you do after you took a big disgusting shit? put your house under a HAZMAT tent and chemically clean it? buy new furniture? wtf?

>>35114745
Go on tumblr and text each other. I have observed many such cases.

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>>35115540
Random Anon here.
I did the same thing years ago, I showered 3 hours a day. My skin was reaaaaally fucked up after some time, and I imagine yours must be heading there too.
I was gonna tell you how to get rid of it, but.. different solutions for different people, I think.

>>35115615
How much anon is a loser and how he never has a chance with them.

>>35115540
>OCD

I feel really bad for you. I had a roommate that was a handwasher. Her hands used to bleed because she destroyed her skin. It's just depressing to watch the amount of genuine fear and panic in her eyes when things weren't going her way.

Play guitar, and write songs in a black metal band where i pretend to be a guy

Depends on the individual but most girls just browse instagram

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>>35115779
>Play guitar, and write songs in a black metal band

Hate and masturbate.

I don't do much all day.
Don't see what's so special and mysterious about being a female. I wonder what guys do all day though, but they probably just feel bored, shitpost, jerk off, and feel horny.

I go to school, the gym, bfs house, etc.5

>>35115856
Yeah, I'm asexual because I dont want children and I'm a NEET. I also hate everyone I know except my drummer and vocalist. There's not much else to do
I've decided to devote all my time to playing guitar

>>35115900
The last two things guys do are why we wonder about what girls do.

>>35115698
>how do you live with that?
I does make life a lot harder. There are lots of things I do because of it, the biggest one is that I use my left hand only to touch my stuff I consider clean, then use my right for all the dirty stuff. I don't even use my keyboard anymore cause I'm scared of getting it dirty, I'm stuck using the on-screen keyboard which is slow.

>What do you do after you took...
I'll spare you the fine details, but I wipe like 7 or 8 times then have a shower.

>>35115728
I'm sorry to hear that Anon, 3 hours a day sounds horrible. The skin thing sucks too, I remember scrubbing my chest loads and it stung really bad afterwards for a few days.

I started talking some drug, I don't know the fancy name for it, but I think it's called Prozac. It seems to have helped, which is great.

I'm glad you don't do all that anymore Anon.

>>35115756
My hands look pretty bad, they're all red and flaky. OCD is a horrible thing, I wouldn't wish it on anyone.

>>35115920
(And shitposting a little but i have my guitar on my knee)

>>35115932
>>>35115728 (You)
Thanks for the kind words. They gave me some drug back when too but
>1 in 100.000 people may experience incontinence
>be me
So fun times. It got better after I stopped caring about anything, really. So there might be a solution to try. I only shower around once every 2 weeks now. But that's mostly because make-up is hard, and I don't wanna wash it off too much.
Please put in real effort in stopping it, because after a certain point it's not gonna heal anymore.
And you'll be spending your remaining waking moments fantasizing about the way you were supposed to look.

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>>35115920
suppchen bist dus?

>>35116011
>I only shower around once every 2 weeks now.
let me smell you

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>>35116026
I can't tell wether I smell, but I definitely don't stink. I haven't gotten any complaints anyway..

>tfw I just want fuck around on my computer all day without any pants on but I live in a dorm room with a roommate now

I miss home

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>>35116104
>woman
>wearing axe

Any NEET girls want to have a sugar daddy?

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>>35116130
>>35116104

why do i want this?

>>35116130
Hot as that'd be, I'm a guy.

>>35116011
>>1 in 100.000 people may experience incontinence
>>be me
Damn that sucks, the only side effect I've got is waking up a lot when I sleep, which isn't too bad. You have my sympathy.

I've found I've started caring less about things that would've bothered me before, which is nice. Things do seem to be getting a bit better, and I've done little things like wash my hands one time less than normal too, so I hope these improvements keep happening.

>>35116160
>I'm a guy.
and you wear make up?

also, you definitely stink if you shower once a fortnight

>>35115540
man people on r9k are fucking hopeless, I swear.

>>35116177
I have to wear make-up because my face never healed, mate.

>>35116209
>I have to wear make-up because my face never healed, mate.
Oh, I'm sorry.

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>>35114745
1. spend money
2. ?????

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>>35116167
Glad to hear it. But the best way is pulling the band-aid all together, like, rolling in a mud pool and diving into bed straight after. You'll never manage to clean that, so why bother, right?? worked for me, anyway heh
Anyway, best of luck to ya. I can hear in the tone of your voice (text) that it's not too late.

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>>35114745
SIT AROUND AND LOOK AT THEIR ASS AND PLAY WITH THEIR TITS AT THE SAME TIME

>>35114768
Pretty much this minus Amazon and friends for me

>>35116347
let me watch you masturbate

>>35116277
Oh jeez I don't think I'll do anything like that, it sounds a bit too extreme for me. Glad it worked for you though.

>>35116415
No
There's way prettier girls online you can watch, in any case

>>35116420
Well, you need an extreme change, don't you?
Extreme measures.

>>35116454
>No
why the h*ck not?

>>35116471
I'm not into that.

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>>35116485
>I'm not into that.
are you a lesben

Fuck Chad or Nigger

Browse social media

Do make-up and shit

Pretend you're watching a movie

rinse and repeat until the grave

>>35116458
Well I guess I do, but that's probably a bit too much for me. I'm okay with just small improvements, I feel lucky that even able to make small changes, I wouldn't want to take the risk of doing something like that.

>>35116420
I had counting OCD. Had to do certain things a certain number of times. I beat it by purposely pissing myself off, doing things the wrong number of times or not counting while doing them so I wouldn't know. I figured this shit out and beat it when I was like 8. You can do it faggot. Get out of your comfort zone and realize it's irrational.

>>35116510
Alright, you do you, man.

>>35116510
What about something milder, like cuddling with me?

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>>35116510
>>35116511 <-
>>35116536 <-
I'm also not these guys, I'm gonna stop posting now

think about porn career because of the fucked up selfies they sent to guys aware about 4chan's "pics you're not supposed to share" threads, the girls doing this are all naive 20 year olds anyway, garbage with no future but porn anyway

>>35116496
Yea
Can't help it really

anything sustaining the love-sex-drama lifestyle

>>35116608
>teehee don't hit on me boys

stop posting you swiss cunt

>>35116536
I said this earlier, but it's too much hassle for me, or at least I feel it is. I don't think I'd cuddle a complete stranger anyway.

>>35114745
>one sock
>sock is some generic DUDE WEED garbage

2/10 would not bang

sell pics of my feet online

Any robots willing to let me listen to them masturbate? We could watch or read or look at the same things too if you'd like. Imagining and hearing guys getting off is really hot to me.

>>35116727
timestamped pussy pic

>>35116727
Sorry Jake nobody wants to indulge your faggot fantasies.

>>35115370
I did this a couple of times. I felt so flattered until I realized guys will fuck anything. Honestly, I still kind of feel guilty for wasting someone's time just to get attention.

>>35116737
Gross.
>>35116742
We could talk about other things leading up to it!

>>35116764
Are you originally a girl (male)?

I wait to die. My life is nothing but waiting.

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