>so tell me anon, what do you think is your best quality?

my dick and my wallet

>>35111709
my ability to tell you that i hate you, think youre a vapid degenerate whore and that i wish nothing but ill upon you. I hope you become a washed up childless catlady.

I dont know why i came here.

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my cooking

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I'm an old soul.

inb4 hundreds of "i'm a good listener"

>>35111709
My record for jerk off sessions in one night is over ten

I'm a really good listener

>>35111709
Frugality. Waiter, can we get two checks please?

I'm physically very attractive but also have emotional stability issues does it even out?

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>>35111709

I liek anime

>legitimately cant think of anything to say
>not even a good listener

>>35112048
>i'm good at self-loathing

When u. Talk I become deaf

>>35111709
My suicidal depression and hate filled soul that wants to watch the world burn. We date when?

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>>35111709
I will ask you thousands of interesting questions and make you laugh every other second, you will find me really attractive and then I will do something really really fucking stupid and ruin our relationship, you will eventually forget it and act like nothing happened, this will repeat itself again and again and again until you leave me.

>>35112118
>oh sorry, didn't know you were under 18

>>35112138
If only I could go back to that time

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>Whenever an application wants you to write out your best qualities about yourself.

I don't have any, nor can I even think of any that would be a passing lie.

My ability to have a big dick.

I have pretty good aim in FPS games.

>>35112184
>I'm honest. I don't have the conscience to undermine others. I have the endurance to bike ~impressive number~ of miles without passing out.

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>>35112264
>I don't have the conscience to undermine others

Hes a "nice guy!" Hahahah

>>35112306
N-no just I just don't want to get fucked over for being a dickhead again.

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>"*slams wallet on the table*"
>"uhm...wow...ahah...so...uhm..."
>"were you saying?"
>"ahah...yeah, what's your best quality?"
>"you funny girl ;^)"

>>35111709
self pitty

>>35113114
this is such a sad fantasy.

>>35111709
I don't know.
Watching porn?

>>35111709
Wow what a butternose

>>35111709
Well I do own the top 3 largest manga collections

>>35111709
not finding you attractive.

I hope you like cats slut

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>>35114064
>mole on face
>2/10 WOULD NOT FUCK

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I've been told I order a mean pizza

>>35111709
I'm only mildly autistic, compared to very autistic people.

>>35111709
Do women really ask questions like that? It sounds like something you'd hear in an interview

>>35115214
sometimes they do just to throw you off. they're testing you confidence and to see if you can say something witty.

i'm a nice guy :D

>>35115511
>I'm a nice guy
Cheque pls

>>35114064
Anon, I have some news for you...

u gay nigga

>>35111709
My ability to kill without emotion

>>35111709
"I-uh, I-uhmm, I-I- REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

*runs away*

As far as what concerns you, 8.5 inch dick

>>35111751
Damnit i've unironically used this line

>>35111709
definitely my sense of humour

>>35115643
>have Netflix
>add Holidays to the queue
>skip to New Years Eve vignette
Do it.

>muscular
>nice thick hair
>strong jawline
>money
>above average dick
>can last in bed over 30min
>no kids
>know where to score crack(hard thing to do where i live)

>>35111709
OP, just tell me the name of the girl and end this pitiful game

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>>35111709
My musical tastes are considered good by /mu/

>>35115952
/mu/ is like the most leftist and cucked board on 4chan

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>>35115980
Luckily I said musical tastes and not political opinion.

>>35115840
rupaul

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>>35115840
Boku no Skye