ITT post sperg tales from when you were younger

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>be 18
>On some shitty church retreat
>Other people there seem nice
>They keep talking about group chat every 5 seconds like autists
>Group chat? Group chat? Group chat?! Ahahaha did you see that funny thing on group chat?
>No one sits next to me on bus
>Start blasting loud nigra and the meat spin song
>Later we are at the dorm
>We are all talking
>Random jackass tells me to shut up
>Adult tells us all its lights out
>Lights turn off
>Blast loud nigra one last time for fun
>They all laugh
>Adult gets mad
>They all say they are moving to group chat via texting
>Ask for the number
>Here anon it's xxx-xxx-xxxx
>Sorry but this number is a land line
(I think they heard me muttering to myself about a beta uprising and me wanting them to die)
>Air vent goes on
>Want to break the ice
>Are we being gassed?
>Awkward silence
>BABY YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND LIKE A RECORD BABY
Then the next day the faggot starts going p- please don't mess with that number it's my h-houses land line
That kid was Lucky I didn't keep the number in my text history