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It's one of those crazy days in my life

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>have my childhood best friend as roommate who happens to be a Chad
>he knows I'm a robot so he knows I hate parties
>hey anon, I know you hate parties but I really wanna throw one here, can you pls not be mad about this?
>a-aight Chadnon, go ahead I'll just lock myself in my room
>no you can come too, bro c'mon there are gonna be a lot of girls here
>you know I'm not very successful with girls
>pfff stop being so negative, anon all you have to do is dress nice and be yourself... that never fails
>y-yeah sure it never does
>disappointedpepe.jpg
>day of the party is on
>a huge load of normies coming into my apartments while normie music plays
>looking through my cracked open door for the most robot looking lad in there in a sea of Stacies
>about 8 guys, all Chads
>I gotta get outta here
>look down my window. Shit it's too high, if I jump down I'll probably hurt myself
*knock* *knock*
>anon, come on man there's plenty of food on the table, come serve yourself a plate, everybody is gonna be out of their minds later and won't be nothing left
>fuck! Tfw hungry as fuck
>Chad tells me what's for diner
>holy fucking yum! I'm all smelly and not even well dressed
>see all normies looking at my fish tank in the living room
>stay away from my fishes you plebs reeeeeeeeee
>finally grew a pair and went out to serve me a plate
>pic related
>ew who is this guy, chadnon?
>It's my roommate
>aw, hey buddy how you been?
>g-good. Can I take a plate for me?
>sure serve yourself
>take a huge ass plate
>Stacies laugh and ask me if I'm gonna eat all that
>other Stacy say, of course look at him he's a big boy
>FUCK YOU YOU FUCKIN ROASTIE DONT CALL ME FAT REEEE
>went to my room and cried myself to sleep after eating that big ass plate

Anybody has ever been through something like this?
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>>35105647
No, because I take normal portions and I'm not fat.
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Hmmmm, not sure, may I suggest mahogany?
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>>35105647
should have told them you'd eat it out good

fuck it might as well go full retard and blast porn/hentai flick full volume
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Only one option left anon
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>>35105861
I don't wanna kill myself over this, even though this roastie was the girl my Chad friend is currently banging and he was mad as fuck for me doing what I did. Now she thinks I'm rude, besides being a disgusting nerd
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>>35106615
>he was mad as fuck for me doing what I did

I'm sensing a failed chad here, anon. If he has a chad EQ level, he should have seen this must have affected you much more than him.
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>>35106728
I guess she just doesn't wanna come back to the apartment as long as I'm there

Fucking roasties, entitled to everything
She thinks that because I'm a beta nerd I have to treat her good and be her orbiter
FUCK OFF ROASTIE
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>>35106856
Heh anon, let's calm down a bit. You are roommate with your friend, and since he's a chad, he will manage just fine. The girl is not important.

But in honesty, I'd sniff her footwear if they ever happen to be occupied doing something, maybe I will jerk off to it if she's attractive enough.
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The Chad should have got you a date or something, I bet a girl would agree to that if Chad asked them to do it
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>>35107017
What if you're lusting after the chad this whole time and you just don't know it?
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>"ree"
>ALLCAPS
Unironically end yourself
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>>35105647
>taking shit from people in your own house
You could literally throw your shit at them and you'd be in the right
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