>tfw your vagina bleeds every month

get a silicone cup.

it's literally the greatest invention

>>35105351

Hol up, Imma let you meme in a sec but there's a fembot feels thread for this shit ya fuccin dingus!

>tfw no vagina

Do you want to trade genitals

>>35105391
You sad, pathetic little faggot.

>>35105391
maybe

don't the balls get in the way though?

>>35105415
No you just have to sit with your legs spread wider or tuck.

Wouldn't that be objectively better than periods, cramps, and risk of pregnancy?

>>35105503
Depends on the girl, my periods are pretty light desu. And you'd need to have sex to get pregnant.
And I'd really really miss female orgasms.

>>35105718

Describe how they feel like.

When a guy orgasms, you feel like pressure is building up in your dick and when you orgasm, you release all that pleasure and pressure through sperm from your dick. It's a very temporary pleasure, lasts for as long as you shoot out sperm and then you have like an afterglow of about 30 seconds and then your back to normal.

Always wanted to know how an orgasm feels like for a woman. Also, how do you masturbate and what do you think about? I just think about fucking girls I know. Not even Staceys either, usually just homely girls. Probably considered fembots.

>>35105718
You'd still have female orgasms because you'll still have female hormones I think

Trannies on hrt have female orgasms

>>35105808
>>35105808

Also, how often do you masturbate? A guy thinks about fucking and cumming all the time, which is why most young guys masturbate a couple times a day.

What's funny is that if you're just an average girl, guys have probably masturbated to the thought of you without you even knowing. Guys don't only use porn to jerk it.

>>35105808
I once heard a male orgasm described at "sneezing with your dick", that just sounds really weak kinda.
For me it's a gradual build-up, like my clitoris starts almost throbbing with heat and then I go over the edge and this immense electrifying pleasure pulsates out through my body, so much that I get twitchy all over. Claw at the sheets, back arches through, that kinda thing. It comes in waves and I kinda ride it out (and I can keep prolonging it a bit if I keep rubbing), my vagina kinda contracts on my fingers, like sucking them in almost. goes on for maybe 20 seconds and minutes in afterglow. It's amazing and I wouldn't trade it for anything.
I've never had a vaginal orgasm, so can only talk about the clit stuff. But I heard it's even better.

I don't really watch porn, so it's either fantasies or smut fanfiction for me. My fantasies aren't like movies in my head though, it's all disjointed images and impressions and sounds. I really like sex sounds.

>>35105897
It varies a lot with my menstrual cycle, but usually before I go to sleep at least because it helps me fall asleep. Or in the bath/shower.
I'm pretty sure girls think about sex a lot too, it's just not talked about because lol purity.

>>35105953

No, it's not like sneezing. It's the sensation of peeing but the liquid you're releasing feels different and your dick feels really good. It's a very quick high, only about 20-30 seconds long, but it's very addicting and we want it a lot.

That's sort of why guys can't control when they come, because the pressure from sex builds up too much or too fast and we just involuntarily shoot it out. Most guys desperately want to please you but we can't because sex is very sensitive for us.

>>35105953
Fucking sounds hot. What do you fantasize about?

Male orgasm is like feeling an itch or pressure building up, and more and more and once it releases you feel your dick pulsating and your muscles tense for like 5 seconds and it's over and you are filled with regret at the degenerate porn I fapped to this time.

>>35105953
this is exactly what it feels like if I tense my pelvic floor to stop myself ejaculating (except replace clit with the tip of my dick)

The sneeze just describes the sensation of pressure building and releasing, it doesn't actually feel like sneezing. I think lifting a really heavy weight is a better metaphor. Except thing of the pain of straining as pleasure.

>>35105953

Oh, when a guy orgasms, we usually move our dicks up like we are trying to put our dicks deeper into you. It's involuntary. It's why if you watch porn and you see a guy cum he'll buckle. Our body just reflexively does it to I assume get the cum deep inside you or whatever. Cumming is also not a big bodily thing, we only feel it on our dicks. We get like one big "oh yeah" moment and then we explode and that's it. No big electrifying feeling.

>>35106022
>>35106023
That makes sense, thanks. Though to be honest "a sensation like peeing" doesn't sound that great to me? It's also a sort of release, I get that I guess. I don't know it's probably hard to compare.

>>35106023
Mostly just friends. Making out, showering together, soaping each other up, lots of boob and thighs touching. Rarely about actual sex oddly enough. Fingering mostly but not oral so much. I fantasize a lot about mutual masturbation, maybe because that's the only sexual thing I'm confident I'd be good at? Dunno.

>>35106107
Yeah I suppose that's why I buck my hips, too. Involuntarily, but definitely adds to the enjoyment.

>>35105376
What the hell is that?

megaoriginal

you realize you can just take the pill right?

>>35106132
>Mostly just friends.

What friends? Girl friends / guy friends? Would you ever actually do it?
Any particular fetish or kink you into?

>>35105953

What's the difference between a clitoral and a vaginal orgasm? I'm a virgin, sorry.

>>35106183
Girl friends. I'm not 100% sure I'm actually lesbian but I fantasize a whole lot about girls (but I'm almost only friends with girls because all girls school)
I couldn't do it even if I wanted, I turn into a blushing stuttering retard around people i find attractive. I'm just really glad nobody can look into my head.
Also, I know that's retarded and lovey-dovey but I want my first time to be with someone I genuinely love and care about so yea.

Fetish-wise, dunno. I fantasize about being submissive, maybe a little bit of BDSM. Blindfolded, tied up, just helplessly pleasured, but in a loving way?

>>35106223
Clit orgasm is from clitoral (so external) stimulation. Vaginal orgasm is from internal stimulation, mostly G-spot area stuff. Pretty tricky for me but maybe just need to buy a gspot vibrator for it specifically.

>>35106270
>Clit orgasm is from clitoral (so external) stimulation. Vaginal orgasm is from internal stimulation

If you've had both, then do they feel different? Are they two different types of orgasm or something? Kinda weird that you can cum from your clit and your vag too. I heard guys can cum just from getting their prostate massaged, but that's gay.

>>35106270
Email me stupid int-whore

>>35106335
>but that's gay.
are you 13?

>>35106270
>Also, I know that's retarded and lovey-dovey but I want my first time to be with someone I genuinely love and care about so yea.

No that's amazing and I love you for thinking that way. Just be sure to meet the absolute right person and don't make yourself turn into another "my bf/gf left me I thought he was a robot blabla" thread on r9k.

How old are u?

huh? what's wrong with you anon? Did you have an accident? Is it a sort of chronic illness?
you should see a doctor, bleeding is not normal.

>>35106351

No, I'm straight. Sorry fagnon

>>35106383
you realise women have fingers?

>>35105351
>>tfw your vagina bleeds every month
Oh you poor soul. That must be the most painful thing ever.

>>35105808
And this thread immediately got creepy.

>>35106404
strange creatures, women

>>35106335
I've never had a vaginal orgasm, no. They're definitely two different types of orgasm yeah, the vaginal one is supposedly much stronger still. It sounds amazing the way I heard it described.

>>35106360
Thanks, but it definitely makes finding a partner harder. Not that I'm doing anything looking for one...I guess it's not urgent for me as such. Rather wait longer for the right person than do it too soon with the wrong one.
I'm 19.

>>35106378
As my dad always said "I don't trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die"
and then he had three daughters, poor Bastard

>>35106270
That's i have been doing i'm 22 now and can't talk to girls at all. I would like to loose it to someone who is a virgin or limited sexual experience, but there isn't much hope for that at my age.

>>35106404

I don't want fingers shoved in my ass.

>>35106405

Eh, I don't think it's that creepy desu. Always wanted to know what women think about. Like, are they just as dirty as guys are, how often do they masturbate, do they use porn and all that. For me, girls are these pure and strange people I'll never relate to. This is as close to sex as I'll possibly ever get.

>>35106442
Yeah well as girl you get the added benefit of not HAVING to look for a bf/gf. You can just sit and wait and they come to you.

>girls only school
Is this the UK?

>>35105376
>>35105351
Divacups are disgusting.

grandmapads are the real fembot way.

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>>35105351
T I T S
O R
G T F O
S H A D I L A Y
GOD DAMNED ROASTIES REWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEREEEEREEEEEEEEE

>>35106502
But I'm into girls, so if we both just sit and wait for the other to come to us, we'll both die alone and virginal. Not a good strategy?

>Is this the UK
No, I'm Swiss, but from some buttfuck-nowhere small canton in the mountains (though I fortunately live in Zurich now) so strict gendered schools weren't unusual here.

>>35106479
That's still weird. The average girl that browses r9k is nothing like the average girl in general, so you can't make any strong associations based off of them.

You're better off just googling.

>>35106553
You could still be bi. You don't know until Chad sets his sights on you. And honestly you already said you have friends and socialize a lot so eventually it will happen. It's not like you sit at home all day without friends. So methinks this is case of dormant normie alert.

this is the second thread in the as many days where I've seen some retard trying to hit on a dyke

>>35106607
I could be bi, but I haven't really ever felt any attraction to guys so I don't see any reason to assume I'm bi honestly.
I do have friends (back from school) but I spend most of my time at home or with my sister.

>>35106627
And its the same dyke too

>>35106558
>The average girl that browses r9k is nothing like the average girl in general, so you can't make any strong associations based off of them.

Oh yeah, that's true. I just think about how women see and think about life. Like, in the deepest parts of their minds, do they think about the same things as me? Sexual fantasies, ambitions, art and music and all that. Just want to pick at a girls brain and see how they operate.

I'd like to think that women aren't that different from guys. Most guys are raised to see women as they special snowflake untouchable princesses, that's why we think we're no good and won't attract anyone. Then we see them whore around and it redpills us and makes us very bitter because we were raised viewing women as pure and they're not.

>>35106656
>And its the same dyke too
how was manly?

>>35106694
I had a nasty migraine and didn't do, but instead elected to stay in bed and get comfy.
That is, after my mother called me a "faking bitch" because apparently me puking my guts out is ruining her vacation, the poor thing.

>>35106739
didn't go*
Fucking autocorrect.

dykebot do you like sextoys

>>35107096
I've never really tried any. I guess I would like some cutesy small clitoral vibrator though yeah.

>>35107132
have you ever played with your butte?

>>35107172
I've tried it a few times in the shower but it doesn't do anything for me desu. I think girls who get off on it get off on feeling "dirty" but that didn't really phase me. It wasn't awful, just not really good either. And with all the actual fun spots right next door I figured, eh.
And I don't have a prostate obviously so never really saw the appeal.

>>35105376
>try menstrual cup
>accidently spill blood all over my pants when taking it out

Fembots will one of you date me

>>35107252
Sure what do you have to offer

>>35107308
My love and moderate looks

>>35107308
My one and only original dick ! !

>>35107226
>I don't have a prostate
you should get one

>>35107432
I'm pretty happy with my equipment desu.

>>35107226
Be my dyke gf to straighten out with my cock

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>>35107308
We cud play games together and I'll never leave you

>>35107486
I'm not saying you replace anything, just get one installed.

>>35107502
Thanks, pass. There's more than enough hetero girls around anyway.

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>>35107308
I'm a college student with a lot of potential and hobbies.

>>35107556
No there isn't because I don't have a gf. Also I never asked for your permission

>>35107580
Oh, right, just take and ravish me, you strong strong robot.
Seriously though, there's enough horny het fembots here if you want to ERP, what about that dickhungry Australianbot?

>>35107625
What dick hungry australianbot

>>35107625
>what about that dickhungry Australianbot?
that's probably a dude.

hey dykebot, can I please have a pair of your dirty panties?

>>35107653
In the last fembot thread a bunch of people talked about her and I think she chimed in too? Seemed pretty into it

>>35107662
I wouldn't know it was the first time I heard of her

>>35107708
Sorry but I need my panties

>>35107748
>Sorry but I need my panties
What if I gave you a pair and had you dirty them?

>>35107791
Dirty like, just wear them all day or masturbate in them? Because honestly it doesn't really show, unless I'm ovulating my cum is just clear and sticky but it doesn't really stain.

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>tfw nice, cute guys hit on you

>>35107824
>Dirty like, just wear them all day or masturbate in them?
Ideally, both. I actually can't decide which one I'd want more if I had to choose.

Also I have no intention of actually doing this, I just want to see if you're cool.

>>35107859
>tfw women always say no
Go fuck yourself

>>35107871
I never saw the fascination with dirty panties desu. I can understand wanting to wear the panties of your crush (I understand that one really well actually) but dirty panties were never hot to me I guess.
And yeah I figured. But I hope I passed the cool test.

Dykebot how do you feel about trannies? Do they do it for you?

>>35107933
Well I don't have a pussy so they would be more novel.
But a lot of gay dudes like dirty boxers so maybe it's a male thing.

>>35108002
real subtle bruce

>>35108002
Not at all. I want a qt girl and not a guy with mutilated genitalia.

>>35108014
Maybe yeah. I do love girl/sex smell but I wouldn't want to have someone's used panties

>>35108040
What if it's a QT girl, but then she has a dick.

Dyke will you be my platonic friend

>>35108014
no, jocks

>>35108034
It's Caitlin, cislord. And I'm asking for a friend.

>>35108077
Then it's not a qt girl, is it? I don't care about trannies and all your special snowflake thingies but I don't wanna date one, that's all.

>>35108079
Sure

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>tfw you don't have a vagina
>tfw you'll never experience pregnancy

>>35105953
For real? Ive heard conflicting stories about female orgasms..Personally theyre just boring for me and I only ever fap when im bored.

Sex doesnt look all that great for women compared to men. Fuck I wish I were like you, literally all my pleasure in life comes from video games

>>35108121
>Sure
Contact? Preferably steam

>>35108157
Conflicting stories how?
I've never had sex but it seems like tons of fun for women too.
Well I get pleasure in life almost exclusively from orgasms or taking too many meds and *then* orgasming.

>>35108172
I'd rather not, how about kik? That's somewhat anonymoose at least

>>35108157
I might be a borderline retarded turbo autist but I literally don't think "male" and "female" orgasms exist.

>>35108223
Fine post your kike

>>35108157

Oh boo hoo, poor loser. At least you aren't slave to your dick and have to masturbate to alleviate the pain. Guys have wet dreams if we don't fucking jerk off or have sex.

It's why guys that are virgins feel like huge failures because most guys, since they hit puberty, want a gf. Being an adult virgin means you're a failure.

>>35108267
ariahekmatyar

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Well worth being able to get fucked, OP. If guys would be able to feel what we feel, they'd easily want to be women and would be willing to have periods as a part of it.

>>35108319

So the reason why women are such loose whores is because sex and orgasms feel way better?

>>35108157
>>35108319
hmmmm who to believe

>>35108223
I mean its all well and good fapping by yourself but when it comes to being with a partner all i usually hear from women is that it takes a long time, most have never reached orgasm unless he/she is willing to go a long time and make sure youre relaxed etc..seems like such a drag for something that, to me, isnt even enjoyable most of the time.

But then theres people like you that make it sound like literal bliss and somewhat justify all the lewd hentai girl facial expressions

What the fuck am i missing

>>35108319
I want to be able to fuck a women at the very least, but I can't even get that

>>35105351
Freaky. You must be a witch or something.

>>35108319
I've never been fucked but I gotta agree that I'm pretty sure our orgasms are waaaay better. And the way to the orgasm too. It's overwhelming sometimes.

>>35108396
I think most women are just idiots who don't really communicate to their bf what they really like for fear of seeming slutty or whatever. Or their partner actually sucks, or, and that's still woefully common, they don't masturbate themselves so they have no idea what they even like. Either way odds are they're retarded about it.
And I'm almost glad I don't have a gf and just masturbate myself silly. Fuck relationships.
And yes it's literal bliss.

>>35108413

Don't understand what the issue is, just wear a strap-on.

>tfw my fetish is lezdom, where a dominant woman sexually bullies and abuses a submissive woman
>forces her to eat her out

Biggest turn on is a cat fight between two women. Imagine if the winner forces the loser to eat her out and bring her to orgasm. So hot. I want to squeeze and twist boobs.

>>35108500
I'm a guy you fucking idiot roastie

>>35108500
I think they were lamenting being a virgin male.

>>35108500
>tfw no dominant older woman who wrestles you into submission and teaches you the wonders of vaginal orgasms
Ugh

>>35108396
>What the fuck am i missing
your foreskin?

>>35108495
haha welp good on you I guess,

I can admit to being too retarded to even know what I like, no chance I could ever tell a guy

>>35108552
Seriously? You mean you've never masturbated? The fuck anon, I'd offer to teach you if that didn't make me seem like a super thirsty dyke (that I am)

>>35108495
Do you tense up when you're masturbating or try and relax your muscles?

>>35108619
I'm usually very relaxed, I just tense up completely shortly before I orgasm, like all over. Toes curl, back arches, all that.

>>35108614
Its not that I dont, I have tried it but it was never that enjoyable so I just dont bother exploring.

>>35108702
That's gonna sound dumb but are you sure you did it right? And that you were in the right mood? You can't just start rubbing yourself bonedry and hope to get off.

>>35108702
>>35108552

How do you masturbate but fail to orgasm? Are you retarded? Just one day decide to keep going until you orgasm and figure out what feels good.

>>35108657
Okay then, EVERYONE fucking ignores me every time I say this. but If I do that my orgasms feel exactly how you (i think it was you) described them here >>35105953 and I'm a guy.
I think the reason men and women experience different orgasms is relax their muscles to early or don't clench hard enough.

>>35108773
It's not that easy for girls, I started when I was 12 and didn't orgasm for quite some time because I just figured I'll keep rubbing until it works. That just made me get really oversensitive clitorally and left me unable to cum, took me a while to incorporate all sorts of other touching, thighs and boobs and belly into it and hold off my clit for some time.

>>35108817
Then you're really lucky, I think. Most guys I've ever talked to described their orgasm as much weaker than what i experience.
Curious, do you moan/scream too?

>>35108495
Be my lewd gf to fuck and make tense up and scream

>>35108871
Are you a qt dyke fembot?

>>35108756
I can usually get wet even if im not that horny, the issue is I keep going and either cum in less than a minute (when I am actually in the mood) or get bored and stop.

Either way even when I do cum it doesnt feel anything like what you described, more like 2 seconds of high followed by "oh well at least maybe I can fall asleep now".

Maybe the issue is I dont do it enough so I always cum too fast, Im not sure since I can go months at a time without touching it

>>35108820
>It's not that easy for girls

That's weird. Wonder why that is.

>>35108912
If you close your eyes I am

>>35108856
>Most guys I've ever talked to described their orgasm as much weaker than what i experience.
I don't think it's luck though, I just think they need to learn. I also think that if women relaxed they could feel a more male orgasm.

I moan a lot but don't scream, I basically react exactly like a woman when I do this. I always have tears in my eyes when I finish (which I don't even notice during)

>>35108914
Yeah I get wet randomly too but being horny/in the mood is still super important.
And wow, less than a minute? I have to work on myself for 15min at least for the first orgasm of a session. Maybe that's part of it? Try to keep going longer, if it doesn't work out immediately just keep it up.

But yeah if you do it so irregularly maybe that's why. Tbh I couldn't say, unless I'm on my period I barely ever miss a day.

>>35108773
I am retarded but its more or less like the other anon said
I started when I was 18 and im 20 now so it could just be lack of interest or experience

>>35108918
Probably because female orgasm isn't necessary (albeit helpful I've read) for fertilization. It's just fun.

>>35108936
Well if >>35108914 is anything to go by then yeah apparently we can have similar orgasms. I'm pretty sure it depends on the person a lot too though.

>>35105376
>>35105376
Cups are pretty great, but they make peeing difficult sometimes. Still wont go back to pads/tampons though.

>>35109004

Imo, you should just get a real bf, not a sex friend or some fling, but a real bf and just explore your body together and figure out what works for you like that. Sharing and exploring each others bodies helps you figure things out.

>>35109051

Guys want the women they fuck to have earth shattering orgasms so you'll want to be with us. We literally want to please you, we just either suck at it or don't understand. And for most guys, if a woman isn't pleased, we feel it's our fault and that it must be our dick being too small or something.

>>35108993
Guess I need practice and maybe save some time for it rather than going to sleep 5hrs before work.

well thanks for the advice anon, maybe one day I can be self sufficient like you :'(

>>35109127
I'm really not sure that goes for all guys though, lots of people are happy to just get off themselves and fuck whatever their partner needs. (that goes for dead fish women as much as for men obviously)

>>35109185
No worries fellow fembot, keep practicing. No homo but my kik's up there if you ever want to chat.

>>35109229

Only guys that don't give a shit pump and dump you. Most guys would happily explore your body and work with you to figure out what works for you and what doesn't. Means more sex for us.

>>35109290
Most guys don't give a shit about women, is what I'm saying. Obviously not all but my hetero friends complain incessantly about their boyfriends, without showing any initiative to change or tell/show them what they like because they're basic bitches like that.
>tl;dr local dyke gets jelly about hetero women having shitty sex with men instead of with her

>>35109290

Not OP, but the only guys that give a shit about whether the girl gets off or not are betas. The only guys that actually deal with women's shit and pretend to care about whether or not they're happy are guys that are forced to. i.e. They have no other options

>>35108914
do you tense up?

>>35105351
Put a butt plug on your vag.

That should keep that nasty thing from bleeding.

>>35109335

Their boyfriends probably have no clue that there even is a problem.

>was that good for you?
>yeah
>then she bitches to her lesbian friend about how bad her bf is at sex

>>35109336

Not true. You should want to get her off so she's sexually satisfied by you and won't want to cuck you.

>>35109335
This is why everyone should have exclusively homosexual sex, except for the annual reproduction carnival held each spring.

Prostates are meant to be bounded and pussies are meant to be eaten.

>>35109400
Yeah that's the thing.
>oh anon my boyfriend is so sweet but he doesn't seem to work with me sexually
>well did you tell him that, and what gets you off and stuff?
>oh I don't know anon, he's the guy, he should know how to please a woman
What, through fucking telepathy? I swear I love her to bits but sometimes my het friends are frustratingly retarded.
She doesn't even bitch, she just sorta accepts that she'll never have good sex with her bf apparently, as if it's out of her hands. Fuck.

>>35109467

Alright let me just straight up ask this, is the boipucci thing not a meme? Is the prostate really just what would have been the pussy if you were a girl and the dick is just a huge clit?

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>>35105351
I can make it so it won't bleed for 8-9 months

>>35109467
I like the way you think Anon. So where's my qt gf to eat me while we watch X-Files pls?

>>35109476

Well I can tell you as a guy that if my gf told me that she wasn't getting pleased by sex, I would feel inadequate and shitty. So she probably doesn't want to hurt his feelings. But it's something that you should work through together for the benefit of both sexes.

>>35109502
Yes it's real.
Have you never taken one of those shits that makes your spine and pelvis feel like they're melting? (I'm assuming you're a guy)

>>35109561
I get that, but it's still retarded. Better to crack his fragile ego for a bit so they can actually both enjoy their sexlife together (because I'm assuming guys would prefer it too if their gf has fun) than just pretend nothing is wrong and be unsatisfied forever.

>>35109572

Yeah, but I'm not gay. Never gonna shove anything up my ass, just wondering if the prostate is just and internal vagina because only men have it. Kinda interesting if you think about it. A dick as a huge clit and the prostate as a ass-pussy. And the female clit is just a micro-dick. Wonder if you suck it, if it feels good?

What does a clit even feel like?

>>35109628
I heard that the clit basically feels like the head of a guy's dick, but much more sensitive. I've never had my clit sucked but I'm pretty sure it's amazing.
What it feels like, well it's just a small nub above my vagina. Bundle of nerve endings. Fun button.

>>35109628
>What does a clit even feel like?
probably almost exactly like a dick, but more sensitive and less tactile.

>>35109687
>>35109701

That's kind of interesting and weird. Why does it even exist? Like what function does it even serve biologically? I guess the clit is something guys should play with during sex.

>>35109744
>That's kind of interesting and weird. Why does it even exist? Like what function does it even serve biologically?
same reason you have nipples

>>35109744
Female orgasm heightens the chance of fertilization because the contractions of the vagina suck in the sperm closer to the ova.
And the clit is kinda leftover so to say.
And yes, definitely focus on the clit. Don't rub it like a lottery ticket but slow and steady does it.

>>35109764

Yeah, but if women feel pleasure from having their clit played with like a dick, then what the fuck is the point of male nipples? Guys don't feel anything from it.

>>35109798
I think some guys do?

>>35109865

Well, I don't know what having your tits and nipples played with feels like but outside of a tickling sensation, it's not that pleasurable for men.

>>35109779
>Don't rub it like a lottery ticket but slow and steady does it.
I think he should just ask the girl what she likes, some girls rub their clits like they're trying to start a fire.

>>35109798
I like playing with my nipples. I think part of the reason men don't is because they don't think of them in a sexual way. Also I like to be rougher with them than most women.

>>35109895
It's honestly pretty great for girls - but I also have a friend who doesn't like it at all. So all depends.

>>35109902
>some girls rub their clits like they're trying to start a fire
Haha true, yeah. But only when they get close, I would think. At least that's how it is for me, idk.
But yes it's always the best idea to ask your partner what and how they like it, I figure.

>>35105953
When I orgasm it's like a fist punching away at that space between my dick and balls but it doesnt hurt. doesn't feel pleasurable at all either but I still get the urges to masturbate oddly enough

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THEY WILL NOT DIVIDE US AND WHAT WE STAND FOR.

WE WILL STAND AS ONE, AND WE WILL STAND LIKE THIS TO THE END.


WE SHALL CLEANSE THIS BOARD OF THE ONGOING DEGENERACY.

Women will never realize the struggles of the true robot, the one rejected by society, unwanted by all, ignored by each and every person in the outside world.

Women are PHYSICALLY and MENTALLY incapable of feeling this emotion because they are pampered and loved by society. They cannot suffer as much as we do on a daily basis, yet they make it seem like their problems are so important.

They bask in attention, stating how they have "no bf", but have the ability to spread their legs and have hundreds and hundreds of men lining up.

The time for this has come to an end.

We shall cleanse /r9k/ of this scum.

>>35109975
wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_anhedonia

This is the gayest fucking thread

>>35109975
Wow, really. That sounds kinda awful, sorry to hear anon.

>>35109902
>I think part of the reason men don't is because they don't think of them in a sexual way.

Well it just doesn't feel like anything. Imagine if you were playing with your toes. It's like that, just isn't sexual. It's a nice view though.

>>35110031
there is some excellent fapping advice from a tier 1 masturbator in this thread actually

>>35110090
T-thanks anon
It's the only thing I'm actually good at

>>35110098
l was talking about myself

>>35110060

The only real erogenous zones for men are their dick and balls. And yes, getting your balls played with does feel good, so don't forget the balls. Suck and play with them.

>>35110115

So does rubbing the pussy lips feel good? Like the outer ones, because I imagine it's the same as balls for men. Like if I licked and sucked the lips of the vag, would it feel good?

>>35110155
Yea definitely. Not as good as clit but still fun.

>>35105351
LOL you had the misfortune of being born a female primate, most other female mammals don't even have this problem.

>>35110155
When I play with my balls I find it's the actual balls themselves that feel good rather than the scrotum, so I don't know if that's a good analog.

>>35110230
>the clit is a tiny dick and the outer vag skin is the balls

This is so weird to think about. Wonder the mechanics behind the formation of the genitalia in the womb.

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>hormonal problem
>small uterus
>never had a period
>never had cramps
>will never get pregnant
>will get cancer in any moment

I'll probably just kill myself before cancer anyway

>>35110496
please be my womblet gf

>>35110496

Why cancer? On the bright side you can have as much sex as you want and you could probably donate your eggs to a couple or to science so your genes would continue.

How would you actually like guys to hit on you femanons? What's the non creepy way to get in your pants that also fulfils your fantasies? (Fatties / short hair dykes don't answer)

>>35110529
>women
>wanting sex ever

>>35110496
>never had periods
>never had cramps
Fuck, I'd be almost willing to take the cancer risk.

>>35110588
I'm a long hair dyke but I guess I'll not answer either

>>35110496
Be my qt uteruslet gf

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>>35110519
>>35110529
>having any sort of human, physical or social interaction
lol anons.
I have SPD and will die alone, the only person that touches my pussy other than me is the gynecologist and I feel like dying every time.

>>35110688
>SPD
Be my senselet gf

>>35110698
i think she's talking about her self diagnosed schizoid personality disorder

>>35110688

But my penis will solve all your problems.

>>35110725
Then she can be my sanitylet gf

>>35108040
I'm a postop tranny and if they've been to a decent surgeon it's hardly mutilated genitalia, everything functions and looks good enough that my gynecologist didn't suspect anything. People think trannies all look ugly, don't pass, etc, since those are the ones that are noticeable, and all the rest blend in and you'd never know, and we never say anything. I'm straight but it annoys me a little seeing attitudes like this, and makes me even less likely to ever tell anyone, which I already don't.

>>35110688
>tfw haven't been touched by anyone but your gyno
>feel like either dying or creaming every time
Ugh

>>35110782
So your pussy works? You have a functional vagina and a properly sensitive clitoris?
I only remember that one guy on /b/ with a tranny gf and hers looked like a literal axe wound.

>>35110833
Yeah. Fully functional, sensitive, I get wet as normal, can orgasm fine (and it feels just as it does for a girl born the right way), etc. It looks completely normal and really aesthetic. To be fair, some trannies do look really gross (I feel sorry for them) and not at all like girls, and the old surgeries were basically axe wounds. But some look just as normal and modern SRS is really functional from the few surgeons that can do it competently. You really can't tell the difference after it's healed.

>>35110916

Post a pic because I don't believe you. Let's see how real it looks.

>>35110956
Sorry, I don't really want to post a photo of my vagina on 4chan to prove a point. Would you if I didn't believe something about yours? If you are really curious maybe I can try to find some photos of other people who went to the same surgeon, but I find it's hard to find good ones because most are just after surgery and don't look healed yet.

I'm just saying though, if a girl is transgender, passes, and went to a decent surgeon, there is absolutely no way you could tell unless told. Some don't look, sound, or act, male whatsoever in any way. The ones you notice on places like 4chan and the internet are the ones who don't pass and are usually pre-everything, started old, or gross. I was born with an androgen disorder so never looked male to begin with, and did everything pretty young.

>>35111103

I'm very skeptical that it looks as good as real. Any evidence would be appreciated. If you posted a straight pussy pic, I don't see what the problem would be exactly because it would be anonymous and no one would be able to tell who it is if it's just a pussy pic. But that's your decision.

>>35111103
>>35111172
Why don't you both post pussy pictures and we guess which one's the cis girl

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>>35111230
anon you're a fucking genius. Here, have a nobel prize.

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>>35110688
I have SPD too

sexy pussy desire

>>35111230
I'd do it if "she" does, too.
Just kidding I'm not even one of those two posters and my pussy isn't suitable for picture taking rn

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>Roasties trying to take back posting cute anime girls when only boys can do that

you had your FUCKING chance to be cool like us and love us you fucking ROASTIES

Now WE control the animeposting and there's nothing you can do!

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>>35111172
It's just weird and I really don't want to take a pussy pic for a situation like this.

Here's a quick decent example of modern SRS from Brassard and this is not even a great looking result imo, though not bad either. Her clit is kinda big but that's not any regular feature, she might've even asked for it, and it looks better than some cis vaginas. It's taken not that long after surgery so there's scarring but that all goes away.

>>35111503
That's disgusting looking you freak abomination

>>35111503
what's wrong with that ear?

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>>35111472
come at me robrot

>>35110698
>>35110725
>>35110751
>>35110776
>>35111433
no, u.

>>35111458
>my pussy isn't suitable for picture taking rn
Period? give us a look.

>>35111520
>>35111526
The scarring is a little gross (what do you expect post-surgery? as I said, that heals) but if you think that's disgusting you must just not like how vagina looks. Have you seen a lot of the gross vaginas posted on this board? Kek.

>>35111558
Nice try you ugly man freak in a dress.

>>35111567
I'm not insecure enough for you saying that to bother me. Some trannies look gross like that, but many do not.

>>35108376
Really gets the noggin going

>>35111558
Most vaginas are objectively gross looking but my peepee still gets very happy when I look at them.

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>>35111548
No, just all sticky and such, I was masturbating.

>>35111591

If you're gonna say your pussy looks great, then just post a pic. It literally means nothing and is anonymous. What do you have to lose other than knowing what other people thing about it? If your pussy looks legit, then I will legitimately start dating post-OP trannies.

>>35111458

You might as well post yours too. Neither of you mention which one is a real female and we'll try to guess.

>>35111534

Might as well post yours as well.

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>>35111656
flip horizontal

>>35111619
I can sympathize since that's why I'm straight and into guys, but I don't think the human body is ever really disgusting. Then again, I'm studying medicine, so who am I to say?
>>35111667
>If your pussy looks legit, then I will legitimately start dating post-OP trannies.
You say that like you'd find us?? This is the first time I've said I'm a tranny in a couple of years. No one ever guesses and no one knows unless I tell them, no one ever says I'm anything but a girl, I have never had a weird reaction from someone seeing my vagina.
>It literally means nothing and is anonymous.
4chan isn't really anonymous, and besides, everything is archived and stored forever. You can go back and look at any post, any time. I rather not have a photo of my vagina on the internet forever.

Though that guessing game is half-tempting to prove a point anyway, since I can guarantee mine would blend in.

>>35111591
>>35111558
You either post a picture or you don't, but so far I have yet to see a passable "vagina".

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>>35111667
>>35111688
/thread
There are no real grills in /r9k/

>>35111760
>no one ever guesses and no one knows unless I tell them, no one ever says I'm anything but a girl
They're being nice.

>>35111763
The example photo I posted definitely "passes" (minus post surgical scarring that goes away) and it's delusional if you think otherwise. I could take a photo of a random vagina from a cis girl and you would say it didn't pass, the same way you can post a photo of a cis girl and say she's a tranny, and people will start pointing out flaws or things that look "masculine" about her. People on the internet see trannies everywhere.
>>35111795
Nahhhh.

>>35111503
That's infected, trust me I'm an ear doctor.

>trannies think their mutilation looks anywhere close to a real pussy
Huehue

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>>35111855
If you post the same stupid comment twice it won't sound any smarter the second time, anon. If you think that looks like an "ear" I think you need to get your vision checked, doc.
>>35111918
Pic related is from SRS too but you'll point out "flaws" in it, tell me how it doesn't pass, or say I'm lying anyway lel.

>>35111965
that looks legit, but I need to see it spread

>>35111965
Nope, I take it back, that actually looks pretty good.
No clit though?

They Are child bearing specie, who bear the likes of you

>>35112002
>>35112000
fag lovers kys
>>35111965
Nice try manimal

>>35111822
>definitely passes
By tranny standards maybe, no where near passing in het standards.

>>35112000
Okay, let me just reach into the photo and I'll spread it for you and retake the pic she did. One moment, anon.
>>35112002
She has a clit, I don't think there is such a thing as SRS where there isn't, unless there's some ancient axewound procedure I don't know enough about.
>>35112035
>>35112070
I think you're just so irrationally grossed out by trannies and having seen disgusting examples like CWC that no matter how good someone looks or the result of SRS can look you'd instantly get an instinctual EWWW reaction and freak out. It's kind of funny.

>>35112147
>CWC
Don't remind me

>>35112147
Nothing irrational about it fag

>>35112147
You're just projecting, while that might pass in comparison to axe wounds, it still doesn't compare to the real deal. It's quite funny watching you trying to claim they don't all look bad without posting yours.

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>>35112307
>without posting yours.
ugh, FINE.

>>35112338
Nice one pretending to be me, anon. Anything in your grossed out anti-tranny desperation, right? You must be afraid people actually started to say the photo I posted looked good.

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>>35112338
I wish I could DELET from my memory

>>35112338
Holy fuck that's gross. It's flappy, discolored as shit (why are some parts gray like old rotten meat) and it has a 5 o'clock shadow like homer Simpson

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>>35112356
>anti-tranny desperation
You can stop now.

>>35112359
>>35112399
>implying it doesn't pass

>>35105351
Will you smear your vagina blood on my face and then call me Simba?