Why are you not joining the military right now?

>>35105167
too busy smoking drugs, ill save the country another time bruhhhh, chill..

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>>35105167

thats danish riot police

>>35105167

nothing's happening

I hope calexit succeeds and I get to march into California with the trumpguard and raze their cities, though

>>35105167
Right wing death squads aren't a thing yet

>>35105209
No they're Taiwanese

Because I am not able bodied enough

>>35105209
>>35105261
Tell me, why do they wear the masks?

>>35105298
They're big cops.

The Air Force just changed their asthma requirement a couple weeks ago to where you can enlist if you get a PFT done and get waivered. So, I'm like seriously considering it now. I wanna go into Security Forces. Some people think it's boring, but anything is better than Uni.

I have a felony and one pending...

>honestly I don't see why this is a big deal

>>35105167
Why would they wear those masks. They seem pretty useless desu.

It's peace time. If you want to join the military... You should really have a specific goal you're working toward, like schooling, job experience, or if you feel like you'd regret not trying to serve and want to do it before you get too old.

>>35105167
Because I don't trust my government.

I honestly would probably join the military of a foreign country (if I knew the native language) than my own.

Joining the military is literally signing up to be cucked

>>35105771
>honestly I don't see why this is a big deal
Because your a shit bag liable to do dumb shit.

>low pay
>low respect (grunts)
>not much room for advancement without a degree

It's almost mcdonalds tier if you don't go in with a relevant bachelor's

>>35105184
Unironically this.

Oregon State University home of the Fightin' Beavers

Mostly because of not meeting physical requirements.

I had that idea of learning hebrew, emmigrating to Israel and joining IDF. That's the only possible way of escaping I can think of.

>worst case scenario: KIA
>best case scenario: military retirement which is pretty nice there

Because I got denied 4 years ago, and I've made my peace with it and I'm almost done with uni now.

>>35105167
what is this shit? a bdsm death squad?

>>35105167
I'm very fat and too weak to do a push-up and even if I used magic to instantly sculpt myself into a ripped killing machine I just don't have what it takes to be a soldier.

>>35105167
Visible self harm scars

>>35106501

>fightin' beavers

I'm not sure why but I immediately thought of a giant vagina that spits your penis out when you try and fuck it, and makes you wrangle it for half a day or more to show your worthiness.

>>35105167
Because I joined the military and I broke both my legs and now I'm a neet loser with no car and no job, like I was before I started but also now I can't WALK.

>>35106516
REEEEEE GAS THE KIKES