W-what does having a bf feel like?

like you are one of the moe girls you post

>>35104693
Probably pretty amazing. Feeling safe, protected, loved, etc. Plus you get to take care of him sometimes. And he will take you out to do things and stuff

Needy and awkward

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>>35104693

it feels like being a cute anime girl with a real vagina

I could show you if you want.

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It feels good when he makes cummies in your butt.

It's decent during holidays, oftentimes it's just another hassle. After a year it's effectively like a sibling/friend you get to fuck.

The constant mutual fear that you'll both find someone better or cheat on each other is fantastic

10/10 would recommend bfs

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>>35104922

>tfw gay and this is the truth

>>35104960
>>35104922
>>35104693
I want a bf who doesn't want other friends. Every time I get close to an introverted guy he eventually makes a new friend (of either gender) and I get paranoid.

I'm kind of a loner and want a loner bf, I keep thinking I get one but then they turn out to be a normie the first chance they get to jump ship from USS autism.

Also he has to wear skirts.

>>35105022

I wouldn't bother with bfs. Just fuck people off grindr to slake your desire for sex. You can fuck a qt trap or whatever you like and not have to worry about cheating

All gay relationships devolve into breakups or polyamory.

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>>35105088
I want a monogamous, obsessive, co-dependent relationship. Maybe that's rare with a cute boy but it doesn't mean it's not what I want.

>>35105088
grindr is probably a mess of STDs by now.

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>>35105375
>>35105375

>rare

It's not a thing. You might as well say

>I want a 10/10 female virgin who likes anime and vidya and appreciates my sensitive side

Good luck

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>>35105576
Well I don't want a 10/10, unless you were just using that to describe the rarity.

I'm already one half of the thing I want, so it's not impossible that the other half could exist.

Pretty nice. I'm pretty shy and he's more outgoing, but he likes how I can mellow him out, and I get a little more confidence being around more people.

He's smart, has a nice job, I help him relax after a hard day, we go on dates. I show him my work and stuff. Its a mutual encouragement.

>>35105022
Perfection: the post

Until that spoiler.

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>>35105836
Cute boys are not men, so why would they dress like one?

>>35105887
That whole face reads "man". Same with those hands. How can I expect to be with someone whose hands are bigger than mine.

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>>35106061
>How can I expect to be with someone whose hands are bigger than mine.
By not being an insecure cuck. We have a handlet for president, life's what you make it.

>>35105887

Cute boys age, anon. They all become men.

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>>35106257
Give them hormones and they age just fine

>>35106532

>he wants to date a tranny

Anon, you seem to be obsessed with the youth thing. This is why you should forget LTRs and just fuck Thai hookers instead.

Really makes me think about how having a gf feels like.
[Spoilers] actually just wondering how it feels to have people to actually talk to irl [spoilers] I feel so alone [/spoilers] [/spoilers]

>>3510660
I can't even remember how to do spoilers right, might as well kill myself

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Feels great desbh

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>>35106572
Taking hormones doesn't make you a tranny, but I wouldn't mind dating one at all.
Not obsessed with youth either, but I like dating someone younger to bully them.

>>35104827
he lips look like a prune's

pucker pucker baby boy

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>>35104693
>W-what does having a bf feel like?

*what does having a bf taste like

I NEED TO KNOW

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>made thread as a female
>come back to find disgusting trap shit
Goddamn I hate you faggots.

>>35108464
let me fuck that puss

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>>35108301
It's possible to find out on your own, anon.

>>35108464
Kek dirty roastie got toastied by some trapfaggots.

I don't usually say this, but good job trap-bros for BTFOing some roastie cunt.


WOMEN CAN'T BE ROBOTS YOU FUCKING WHORE.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Women are all fucking roasties and have sex handed to them on a silver platter regardless.

Even a fat sow can find some /b/tard or /redditor/ willing to fuck her flabs for free.

Women are all fucking cunts.
>Will cheat on you regardless.
>Want all your money.
>Want your help and attention while giving nothing in return.


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


FEMBOTS DON'T EXIST.

WOMEN ARE ALL FUCKING SELFISH CUNTS, AND EVEN HERE, ON R9K YOU STILL FUCKING MAKE POSTS ABOUT HOW HARD YOU HAVE IT IN LIFE.

FUCKING WHORE GTFO MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

BACK TO TUMBLR
FEMALES CAN'T BE ROBOTS OR ANONS.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35104693
Let's find out. I will be your bf, if you want that.

It feels like make me a sandwich

>>35108548
I agree with this anon. At the end of the day, trapfags are still more robot than roasties

>>35108543
>It's possible to find out on your own, anon.
but how?

>>35108882
We shall put an end to these cunts, my brothers!

>>35108882
>>35108882
>>35108882

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>>35108799
Like this, watch closely anon.

>>35104693
Like a warm chocolate dildo which ejaculates money.

>>35108464
I edited this picture into an angry female pepe when I was like 16

LOL it makes me happy when I see other people using it

But as you can see, the hair looks awful. Someone please add more texture to the hair.