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Has anyone fucked with you because of your MAGA cap?
I continue to wear mine, have worn it daily since August 2016 and I don't care if I'm balding because of it.
>some lanklet redditor comes up to me when i'm in front of the meat freezer at walmart
>looks up at my hat
>notice him just standing there, see his disgusted face
>how dare someone not follow his (((MSM))) narrative
>"excuse me, but you do know trump is an islamophobic racist, right?", he says in a condesending tone along with his smug face
>just stand there and look down into his brown spic eyes
>he dots his eyes around like a lizard, a total beta pussy, a straight five seconds
>say "that's what i thought, faggot"
>walk away
>go to check out, a pink-haired nose-piercing fatso is the cashier
>notice the guy in front of me was getting yelled at by the cashier for also wearing a maga cap
>come up
>look down at her
>she admires my 6'5" stature
>she doesn't berate me for being on the trump train
>"tha-that'll be 250 dollars... s-sir"
>just as i leave, she asks for my number
>look into her eyes
>say "i'm not into beastiality"
>leave the store, the meat freezer cuck called the news about a homophobic shitlord at walmart
>news copter shines a limelight on me
>news anchor comes down a rope from the chopper
>news anchor asks me why i do what i do
>look right into the camera, say "Make America Great Again"
>news anchor's pussy floods the parking lot with cum
>soon, my quote echos around the city, every single female cums
>the levees can't hold for much longer
>the entire ohio river valley floods with cum
The price we have to pay to make America great again, isn't it?
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>>35100759
ITT: Things that didn't happen
OP is so pathetic he has to tell obviously fake stories to strangers on the internet to feel better about himself.
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>>35100759
Not reading all that shit but I wear my maga hat in orlando which is liberal as fuck and never get anything worse than a dirty look. I also get about 1 compliment on it a day. Feels alright.
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>>35100790
this aint tumblr kiddo......... people here anrent cucks who make up shit for likes......
just cuz it doesn't fit your LAMEstream narrative? Doesn't mean its a fake story...
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>>35100790
lol you fucking brainwashed fool. This is every day happenings in trump topia
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>>35100790
>>35100759
(You)
bitchs be suk my dik al daying lon bitcc fuk trum niggaaa
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>>35100790
>implying OP thought people would actually believe this
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>>35100900
Sorry... did you get "triggered" by OP's ""fake news""?? Go back to CNN if you can't handle reality.... This is FOUR CHAN BITCH...
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>>35100924
lol please, of course OP's shit is fake, that redditor would have whooped his fucking ass.
It's also impossible for an entire region to flood from cum.
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>be me in grocery store
>rotund man in a hoodie waddles towards me wearing a MAGA hat
>starts wheezing and breathing heavily in my face
>look at him awkwardly before walking calmly away from him
>mumbles the word faggot but hardly hear him through the wheezing
>actually feel sorry for the guy
>carry on with my day
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>>35100924
As if anyone on r9k has the balls to do that
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>>35100924
How old are you, /r/the_donald
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>>35100759
The whole Trump meme is just cringey at this point please stop yourself
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>>35101196
someones triggered...
/r9k/ isn't a safe space, sorry to break the news to you! here if an idea bothers you..... well.... TOUGH LUCK, BITCH!!
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>>35100759
>Be me, alpha
>Wear MAGA hat
>Bitches get moist
>Fuck em right in the pussy
>Beta numale cucks kill themselves
Feels good, man.
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>be me
>6'4, 250 lbs
>wear maga hat around Canada
>not a single beta pussy shitlib has said a single thing to me. I get a few dirty looks from cunt women but that's it
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>implying ohio is filled with libcuns and spics.
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>>35100759
Meh. Too long and not very well written. 2/10, OP. Greentext stories are not your strong suit.
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>>35100790
If you think this isn't happening every day since Trump won, you need to open your eyes.
Just look around, the evidence is all around you.
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>>35100790
Are you one of those tumblarinas that never go outside? lmao you should try it sometime and see for yourself.
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>>35101595
Any tips on how I could improve?
I definitely need a hook in the beginning, and it needs to be a lot shorter, so that's a starter.
This really is a true story though
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My Canadian friend pooped in our co-workers MAGA hat.
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>>35100790
Wear one for one day, you'll see how wrong you are.
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>>35102040
I hope you got your asses kicked.
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>>35100759
This is some delish prime bait.
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>>35100759
what does any of this have to do with tfw no gf?
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>>35102082
Na, he didn't do anything.
A few weeks later though he got fired for kicking her in the shin after she told him for the 30th time to empty a trash can he felt he shouldn't have to.
It was a bizarre thing to snap over.
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