Why do white women like parrots so much?

>>35100378
>her
>white
>doubt.jpg

because they're fucking retarded, birds are fucking retarded and possibly the worst pet you can own

they will shit on everything
they will chew and destroy everything they can, especially cords for phones and computers and everything else
they will bite you no matter how long you've had them
their bite force is incredibly strong, you WILL bleed

AND THEY CAN LIVE FOR 70 YEARS
YOU WILL NEVER BE RID OF IT

>>35100472
>Blue eyes
>Freckles
I'd put my money on her having been sunbathing.

White women are getting BIRDED as we speak. Look at the majestic wings and flawless feathers on that parrot. How can white humanlets even compete?

>>35100489
also THEY DONT SHUT UP

>>35100505
I'm talking about her facial structure, it looks possibly Arab, perhaps she's mixed.

I think it has something to do with being awkward

>have crush on girl
>Ask her out to dinner
>"Haha, sorry, I have to take care of my parrot tonight, he needs lots of attention."
What the fuck? She rejected me for a BIRD?

>>35100378
I've never met one that does.
They tend to like "cute" stuff like dogs or cats. Because an animal that doesn't do anything besides shits around your house is cute to them.

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She will never look at you the way she looks at her parrot

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It might be naughty, but it feels so right...

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>>35100378
Because they tell them what they want to hear!

*Badum tsssssssssssssssss

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There's nothing a nubile white girl wants more than two big, colorful parrots in each hand

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>"ew, anon? I would never kiss him!"
>"I will kiss this sexy avian though, yum ;()"

>>35100848
Birds pluck their feathers when bored

>>35100848

that's when you say "Wow you have a bird you have to show me some time"