Can anyone recommend a cheap ($50 or less) suicide method that

Why cheap? You're going to die, max out your credit cards

>>35099940

All I have is $60 bucks in my wallet, I don't even have a credit card.

>>35099928
Please dont kill yourself. I'm sure whatevers going on is fixable.

>>35100394
No, it isn't. Stfu and just let him do it.

>>35100394
Fuck you

I'm gonna try hanging by belt. I've read it's a bit scary but apparently peaceful as well, once you start losing consciousness. Should I stream it?

>>35099928
charcoal burning look it up. good luck op see ya tomorrow

>>35100431
Fine then. Buy a shitload of apples, extract the seeds(mash them cup so the glycides are accesable and eat around 4 oz of them (assuming you're avg weight.)

>>35100394
I got caught licking my sleeping sisters are home , how the fuck do I fix this

>>35099928
Google "exit bag"

PS. i am sure you have your reasons for why you are doing this, can you tell us what pushed you to this point

>>35100483
i guess you cant unless you can avoid interacting with your family
also
>>35100475
(glycosides)

>>35100496

the exit mask method seems too complicated to execute, I don't wanna end up feeble.

I'm just an ugly autistic fuck, that's why I'm gonna do it. and I just got a call from my ex-girlfriend (only serious gf I ever had) and she fucking led me on for weeks, making it seem like she'd date me again, when in reality she just wanted to "make sure I didn't kill myself". the biggest FUCK YOU I can give her is to just do it, I've been thinking about it for years and it's fucking time now.

I'm not keeping you from doing but I'd like to know why you're doing it.

What about your life is so bad you want to kill yourself? Again just curious and not keeping you from it, it's your decision.

Carbon monoxide is easy

>>35099928
put your neck on railroad tracks

>>35100496
I've already said this a million times and I can't believe I have to say it again, you can't buy pure helium tank on the internet in USA and probably many other countries aswell, this 'baloon time' helium tank from Amazon has 20% oxygen in it for the last 6 years atleast

>>35100554
see
>>35100552

I'm tired of being the fucking autistic loser, you can immediately identify something's wrong with me just by looking at me cross the street. It's fucking humiliating. And the only hope I ever had, my first and last real gf, just made me feel even worse by leading me on. I'm just sick of this fucking life. I can't take another 50 years of this garbage.

I almost attempted suicide about a year ago but I had a reason to live then. Now I don't.

>>35099928
you can just lie down with your head on some train tracks with some headphones plugged in playing music, close your eyes and wait. fast and painless.

>>35100483
Wait, before you die, lick your sleeping sisters' holes

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>>35100603

oh and here's a picture of me before all the "heh probably just average dude!" garbage replies

I might not be a 3/10 but you can clearly identify something's "off" about me, like I'm autistic or retarded or something. Here's me in motion if you don't believe me, this was my "suicide video" from last year which I obviously didn't end up carrying out:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUYhoPbXY-I

this time though I'm fucking doing it, I'm ready. fuck this realm

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>>35099928

choke yourself and violent masturbate to that qt wish to be gf that you'll never have, slowly everything will fade to black, no pain but pure ecstasy as you die by sheer orgasm from lack of oxygen. Make your last fap count desu

>>35100552
>when in reality she just wanted to "make sure I didn't kill myself"

That means she cares about you, not in a romantic way but still she cares
And you wanna give her a FUCK YOU by killing your self because she cared.

>>35100726
Go fuck yourself you fucking normie. You don't know the entire story.

I see you as a normal person...

>>35100705
No, there's nothing off with you. Take it from someone who looks a good deal more 'off'. Actually, you do look like an average dude. Like the literal definition of an average dude.

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>>35100793

a faggot, no more no less....but a human bean nonetheless

>>35099928
oh ffs, this is exactly why you are a loser: asking for ways to kill yourself cheaply when you can do it for fucking free

jump off a cliff, bridge, open your underarm veins under warm water, whatever

ffs, determined to be a loser till the end, aren't you?

>>35100705
what a douchebag

man up kiddo

>>35099928
>Jump in front of an 18 wheeler at night

>lay your neck on some railroad tracks at night

>use a stolen car to gas yourself

>fuck 10 10 dollar crack whores rawdog, Thats like a 100% chance you will get HIV

>>35100705
Yeah you aren't gorgeous but if I saw you with a hot girl I would assume you were just alpha. Not even kidding. Also that video got me teary m8, why you wanna kill yourself you seem like a cool guy.

>>35100778
>You don't know the entire story.
I don't need to.

Obviously you have issue, and this incident with your EX is the tipping point.

You could also consider drowning yourself in the ocean while wearing heavy weights.

>>35100705
I wouldn't want to be seen alive in a Chicago Bears t-shirt as well, desu

>>35099956
Open up a ton of them, nothing left to lose. Delay it a few days, blow the entire credit line on a trip to somewhere you've always wanted to go and do it there.
You have to realize if you're going to die there's nothing to lose so ball out lmao

>>35100705
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_nWRVCNwg4

lll

>>35099928
So which method have you chosen OP?

Kinda feel bad for you mom thou.
will you call her one final time before you end it.

>>35101039

yeah, I'll say something to her

gonna try hanging by belt

>>35101059

Not an painless solution desu

>>35101096

it's more scary than actually physically painful as far as I can tell

>>35101059

enjoy the afterlife, there you won't have a chance to give up on the next life over something as petty as a relationship, quite pathetic, you could've been anything but you took sentience and human life for granted and you choose to throw in the towel because muh feels

>>35101112
Fucking faggot

y

>>35101112
it's not so bad, really

don't knock it until you've tried it

>>35101113

you're an idiot

it's not just about *her* in particular, it's what she symbolizes.

>>35101141

>what she symobolizes
>she

you're giving too much power to something that's diminishing the value of your life, doesn't matter what she represents, it's petty regardless and not something to go over the rail for

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>>35101059
May you finally find peace brother

Still you a loving mom, cant you live for her.

I am in a similar situation and the only reason i haven't killed myself is because of my mom,i plan to end it when my mom dies.

>>35101059
Come on man, don't do this to your mom, why the fuck do you need to kill yourself?

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1. Buy an 18 inch length of 3/4 inch diameter pipe. This is your barrel. A shotgun shell should fit snugly into the end.
2. Buy a 12 inch length of 1' inch diameter pipe. This is your chamber.
3. Super glue a screw or nail on the inside of a pipe cap. Screw the cap into the end of your chamber. This is the firing pin.
4. Slide the barrel into the chamber shell-first. Slam the shell down onto the firing pin to fire it.

Congratulations, you've just built a simple shot-gun which you can use to kill yourself at any time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1wV3lmbSv4

>>35101168

the beta is already doing it, unless he's too much of a pussy to do it and i wouldn't be surprised if he didn't

he can't go back on it now, or else he will be spineless in addition to being a loser as well

>>35101188
>>35101189

got some edgy boys itt

>>35100431
Did this. If you fuck up you're actually less likely to have any permanent damage than rope ((i survived with no damage ))

>>35100431
>stream it

attention whore detected

>>35101230
you wouldn't want to become internet famous after your suicide?

>>35101244
Yeah stream it.
i will send the video to your mom

>>35101183

Is it powerful enough to kill a man tho ?

>>35100705
u_u
You're cute. I'm sorry You don't feel okay. Idk if anyone truly feels okay.
We're all here, waiting for a miracle.
xoxo

>>35101244

no cause i don't prostitute myself for attention, if i were to kms i'd take people with me. unfortunately, i'm not a suicidal faggot

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>>35101311
Just don't use birdshot. You'd still bleed out eventually, but it would be extremely painful (for you).

>>35101338

calling them cute won't reconsider their decision to off themselves, wwjd? he can be more than a fag if he converts to a christ fag, then he'll have something to live for

>>35099928
Are you till their OP

Or should we press F to pay respects ?

>>35101418
I think he's dead jim.

F

>>35101371
He shared his picture and video.
He thinks there is something off about him when I'm not catching that at all.
He's cute.
We're all here looking to connect to each other. Some people are in denial about that therefore they can only criticize others. baka.

>>35101586
>calls OP cute
>won't date him

fuckin roastie

>>35101625
DATE HIM YOU CUNT

>>35101625
Tfw too shy and confused to date

>>35101789
Lies.

What's so confusing? Laugh at jokes, suck a cock, eat a dinner?

Just jump in front of a big rig. Guy I worked with got hit by moving truck, died instantly.

>>35101924
You don't know that. Theoretically that person had milliseconds of unearhtly pain and panic

>>35101924
His already dead.

You are average as fuck, there is nothing wrong with you faggot. Dont do it

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>>35101848
Sounds chill when you put it that way.

Anyway I hope OP is alright. <3

>>35102198
Tell me what are you worried about?

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>>35100705

You are above average where i'm from.

fuck off asshole, get your shit done and start living.

God... i wish my genetics were like yours.

>>35102544
Hurting someone. Not being good enough. Breaking promises. ..

I'm sorry you feel this way anon
I love you, for what a faggots opinion on an estonian knitting board is worth

>>35100705
I know actually autistic and ugly horrific robots that would KILL to look 1/2 as decent as you, you look like the average guy, stop wallowing in self pity suicide is not the answer

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Slapgun
Have fun

>>35101059
Don't do that you'll probably fuck up and end up with some brain damage and become a potatoe idiot

>>35099928
Take a loan and donate the charity.
Did i say donate? I meant detonate.

Then inhale CO2

Don't do it OP, think about your mom.

Myself is the only reason I don't do it, and also because I'm a bit of a fag, but mostly because of my mom.

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I would lie in front of a train.
I don't see how you could survive.

>>35104672
A bit of a dick move to the train yard workers/whoever has to clean that shit up

Go to a firing range. Rent a gun to use. Bam.

Just watch this video on the most lethal suicide methods
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3IkAHAOQIk

>>35104786
ending op's suffering trumps that 2bh

Why is the video from 2016