Why don't parents help their sons get laid if they supposedly

>needing your parents to get a gf

You can't make much more cringey than that

>>35098454
A lot of parents work to make you successful and confident, two things that make you get laid. If they fail there, then you probably won't get laid with their help

I see what you are doing there and...

Sigh. I just want good company and snugs.

My last therapist, Kimberly, I am like 99% sure she was trying to hook me up with her daughter.

Mommy and daddy can't do everything for you.

Shit, I'm lonely but I can't imagine how desperate you have to be to want your parents to find someone for you to fuck.

>>35098454
Thats how I had my first kiss. Coworker of my dad at a heavy metal concert with my dad and brother standing behind me.

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my grandad is trying to set me up with a girl ive never seen but i have to be faithful to my female schizo headmate waifu ive had for years
seems like it would be hella awkward to be set up with someone by famila anon