Frogs and Feels Tavern: Friday Night Edition

>night

It's noon you Australian monkey

>>35097705
Originally rude.

>>35097637
I have no friends, everyone -including my roomates- hates me. I'm a quiet guy, I have issues with trust and generally a reserved person: when I open up to people I become very nervous.

My roomates are all women, everything is my fault: toilet leaks...Anons pissed on the floor, the bins need emptying...I emptyed them last week. FUCK THESE CUNTS

>>35097637
Hi, one scotch please.

I can't bring myself to find a job. I have the will, it's there, and I have the absolute certainty that making that money will solve most of my problems. I hate this hole I'm in, most of all because it's comfortable. I know, nonsense... Anyway, tomorrow's the day I search.

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>>35097790
Good luck tomorrow. Hope you find a well paying job.

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>>35097771
>My roomates are all women

>>35097918
idk man, I'm at college so I just picked a house at random. I needed to house share so I could save extra cash, if I knew normie females were such a pain to live with I wouldn't have bothered

>>35098084
Must suck putting up with roasty toasties 24/7.

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>>35097637
My family has recently abandoned me, and I officially have nobody that enjoys my presence.

Just fapping to scalie porn and REEEEing about the futility of existence and the cruelty of normies.

Been invited to a party, decided to come for a change.

>Normies hold a little "dance floor" thing where everyone comes out and shows off a dance move.
>Suddenly normies notice me.
>GO ANON DO A DANCE.
>n..no t-thanks.
>DO IT ANON.
>do some autistic little shuffle thing.
>everyone laughs.
>run away.


It hurts to live.

>>35098302
>Going to a place where normies do normie things AND dancing infront of them

You should have known better.

>>35098349
I don't know, I just never went to a normie "hang-out" and wanted to see what it's like for a change.

I regret everything.
>Considered necking myself that night because I couldn't even show up in public anymore.

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Pint of bitter please.
Been out of school for nearly a year now, and I'm staying with other relatives while working a pretty low end job.
It's not that great, but I'm the most stress free I've been in years. I'm still a khv with no social life outside of work, but all of my colleagues are nice people who I enjoy being around; we talk and get along well and I actually feel a part of something. Before then I was a pariah who felt empty, overwhelmed and alone in bedroom and classroom alike.
Trouble is my family are now on my back and think I'm destined to become a dead end failure, since for the first time in seven years I'm not breaking myself trying to climb the ladder: this is now ruining one of the few relationships I had in my life.
I have my own plans and I want to stick to them, but they think I'm lazy with no ambitions simply because I'm not throwing myself forward in life as fast as I can.
Obviously I intend to move on when I'm ready, but this is the first time in years where I can go to sleep and actually want to wake up in the morning. I want to catch my breath, that's all.
Sorry for the wall of text, I'm just bothered.

>>35098452
A piece of advice. If you want to go to a normie hang-out go to one where there will be maximum 6 people, anything more crowded is a death sentence for a robot.

>implying 6 people isn't a death sentence

>>35097771
So? Man the fuck up, you aint the bitch; they are.

>>35097637
Wheres the shitter at dude?

>>35097771
How do you have all female roommates?

Renting out, or dorm?

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>>35098484
Walk your own path mang but be careful so you move on when the time is right. Being late might be disasterous.

A beer please.
im 27 and a virgin, I will get laid soon, but I feel like I missed out on all the fun in life with relationships and so on. I was an awkward teen, so no-go there and later I focused too much on building a career and now I have this gap in my sex life.

I would like a white russian, please. Will make myself one for real if my normie roommates shut up.
I'm that anon with the tomboy qt from end of december/beginning of january if anyone remembers.
Next week she'll be over to play some cards. Haven't seen her since the end of semester and actually asked her because I wanted to see her face again.
There is a chance we get drunk.
I don't really know how to feel about this.

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>>35098550
To your left mate.

I'll have an ice cold beer mug pls just to start

>yesterday oneitis invited me to drink
>all the night spent talking about men and she kept asking what did I think about how some men look
She probably thinks I'm a closeted faggot

>>35098613
Stay calm mang, just see how it goes, don't do anything rash, if she doesn't show intimacy signs, don't make a move. Try and touch her hand by accident as you play cards and laugh gently and say "don't try and to steal my cards" to start off with it, for example, but go slow or you will blow it.

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>>35098594
Atleast you are gonna get laid. I'm stuck being a virgin cunt and teen-romance is bullshite if you ask me.

>>35098621
Where the fuck is the door. And why do i have to shit in the middle of the bar in front of everyone? Imma shit all over the seat now fuck you.

>>35098648
no, what you did is that you opened up to fast and she thinks of you as a girl-friend a.k.a. talk about things bothering her. To be honest, better move on, it will be hard to bring it back to a potentially sexual situation.

>>35098681
OI CUNT FUCK OFF. WE CAN'T AFFORD A PROPER DOOR. YOU POOPOO INFRONT OF EVERYBODY OR YOU GET THE FUCK OUT.

>>35098668
Give me a heavier beer please.

Problem is, I am worried that I will fuck up, how can I show that I am a normal person with sexual experience? I am past the age of being cute for being a virgin. Now i am just raising questions, "why is he a virgin".

I don't want a hooker, but maybe I should, before I get laid for real.

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>>35098648
>>35098693
This dude explained it well. Here is your beer. This one is on the house.

>I know it's not a mug but whatever.

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>>35098724
Here you go mate. Getting a whore doesn't sound that bad for gaining experience.

>>35098712
Clean my shit faggot. And i aint wiping or putting my pants back on. Give me a pint of malt liquor

>>35098787
Thanks barkeep. Why are you a virgin? What's your story.

I got on two dates with a girl. Of course i'm a 26 years old KHV, but we talked and I didn't sound like an autist and the fact that she accepted going on a second date means something, right ? The thing is that I don't know hot to move from that, like when to give her a kiss or something, and I guess she knows I'm a little weird since I only treat her like we're friends.

What to do /r9k/?

>>35097637
Its 11am here but what the hell I'm an alcoholic I'll be back later if you're still here barkeep

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>>35098826
Oh nothing special really. Was the "weird artsy kid" throughout my teens. Some alternative chicks approached me, one of 'em was, i shit you not a 8.5/10 but i turned her down because i was going after Stacy Sugartits and was stupid enough to think i had a chance.

Also today i confessed my feelings to my oneitis while shitfaced drunk and it fucked up our social circle of friends.

>mfw i actually kissed her

>>35098858
I don't fucking know mate >>>/adv/ might be more helpful.

>>35098899
You just have aspergers

>>35098930
Might do. Too lazy to go see a professional.

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>>35098899
Here let us have some shots.

Shows balls that you did that. So she hasn't talked to you? If she hasn't, probably didn't work because you had a common circle and she knows you already so you grew a different relationship. But it's good, you are learning from it. Biggest mistake is to keep thinking about her, use your experience from this and try a better attempt at someone who will actually appreciate you as a date.

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EMPTY THE FUCKING REGISTER AND GIVE ME THAT BOTTLE OF JACK DANIELS RIGHT FUCKING NOW FAGGOT OR ELSE IM GOING BLOW A HOLE IN YOUR HEAD AND HATEFUCK IT

>>35098968
Ive seen it before and im no doctor but it seems like it. Do you have a hard time restraint in speaking what you are thinking?

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911 what is your emergency?!

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>>35098988
LETS SEE YOU TRY FAGGOT

>>35098983
My good mate tried to manage some shit and she said "I will date anon if you date my friend". I will turn her down if this happens. I don't want her pity, i atleast have some pride for fucks sake.

>>35097637
Dr. Pepper and Water barman.

Been experiencing some fluctuations in feelings regarding my oneitis. Do I like her? Do I not like her? Do I even have a chance?

I've been hanging out with a co-worker of hers, we're going to a party tonight supposedly. He says she's leading me on.

Last night at a weekly open mic at the place she works at, me, the co-worker, an 11-y/o guitar prodigy, and some other dude she knows were all standing in a circle. She said something about "Oh look, four of my five favorite guys in one place". I was high, so I might be misremembering.

I don't even know why I still chronicle my experiences with her. Posted so many fucking times about "that open mic" and "that girl" that it sorta feels like I'm doing it out of habit at this point.

>>35099066
Good, but don't be a dick about it to her, you will lose otherwise, just say that you realized that it wouldn't work and move on!

>>35099009
I blurt out shit that is inappropriate sometimes.

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I think about my oneitis so much, and it feels terrible knowing that she probably doesn't think of me at all or even remember I exist and that her boyfriend just casually does with her what I dream about every night. Give me something strong.

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>>35099078
How's she like? Try not to overthink it. It won't do you any good.

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>>35099020

THIS IS A FUCKING STICK UP, EITHER GIVE ME THE MONEY OR ELSE IM GOING START UNLOADING ON INNOCENT ROBOTS. DO IT NOW AND DONT BE A FUCKING HERO

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>>35099132
This is what i drink when im hearthbroken. Actually drinking it irl right now. She already has a bf bro, try to move on.

>You probably won't be able to for a long time

>>35099157
You will prolly doing us all a favour by shooting us.

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>>35099157
You have awoken me roachie, you played into my hands all this time without even noticing... how amusing.

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Just get me some beer, the strongest you got

Depression hit in again, so i'm just gonna hide from it and chill here

>>35099231
I DIDNT WANT TO DO IT MAN FUCK FUCK FUCK

*grabs money and runs*

>>35097637
I have a feeling that I will fail at even the simplest job I take on. I think I would fail as a waiter or cashier and I was always known as the ''smart'' guy in my friends circle ffs.

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>>35099241
This place is not a good place for avoiding depression, it's quite depressing really.

We ran out of strong beer so try this.

>>35099177
>She already has a bf bro, try to move on.
I tried, earlier on when it wasn't so strong I tried to move on with girls that seemingly showed interest in me. As it turned out they also both had boyfriends and the whole time I was just becoming more and more obsessed with my oneitis. I'm in too deep now, I've become so emotionally invested in a girl who likely doesn't view me as anything more than a friendly acquaintance and I'm fucked no matter what I do.

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>>35099290
Jolly and "full of fun" Facebook isn't helping either. I just need to talk to some like-minded folks to tone down the temptation to write her.

>>35099149
She's nice. Good sense of humor, great taste in music. She has a great voice. I don't think I know her as well as I should sometimes, but then I couldn't tell you much more about any of my friends.

The experience has turned me into a normie, going out to parties, hanging with friends, smoking weed on a semi-regular basis, it feels like I'm doing all the shit I should have done in high school.

At the same time, I feel hollow, like I should have done this shit in high school and not at 20 as a college dropout.

>>35099266
Its the same here mate. It feels like I'll fuck up every little thing I attempt to do. Best advice is to start small and build your confidence slowly.

>>35099361
Tell us about her then. What kind of relationship do you have with her?

Friday night, having some drinks in the bar across my street as usual. Alone, of course. I enjoy doing this from time to time to be honest, especially if the place is quiet

>>35099351
>She is a chapter in your life but you are just a line in hers.

>>35099351
Let me say straight away that this feeling won't ever disappear. I haven't even seen my highschool crush for three/four years, i had regular sex and two girlfriends in between, and i still have dreams about her and my heart aches every time something pops up from her facebook.

You just learn to live with it in time.

>>35099389
She reminds me of the girl i liked in hs.

I still love her prolly

>>35099393
Yeah man whenever I go to the shop I look at the cashier's hand movements and realise that I am too fucking clumsy to even do the cashiers job. Hope you and I overcome our fears

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guys i just relapsed on NEETism!

I was a hopeless NEET drug addict years ago but I actually studied programming and art on my own and was able to get into school in europe and it changed my life including having a few girlfriends and such!

Recently I got behind in school and skipped THREE WEEKS and now I have a TEST ON MONDAY!

I basically have to learn physics up to Newtons laws and dealing with energy and 2D motion including friction coefficients.. I basically have three days to do 3 weeks worth of studying!

I feel like such a fucking asshole and im not even worried about getting kicked out of school cause even if i did fail the class it would be the first time and i know that i would not get kicked out! But my worst fear right now is seeing all my classmates when I show up on monday and feeling embarrassed about skipping class and I dont know what excuse to make up because the real answer to why ive been gone is LITERAL AUTISM!

am i doing this right? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>35098988
Hold it right there, skimask. OP is a friend of mine and this bar is under police protection. We have this place surrounded.

>>35099474
>>35099474
3 days is enough to at least pass the test. Dont worry about it. Last semester I got sick of our Digital electronics teacher and didnt go to his classes for 4 months. Studied a week before and passed

>>35099429
Funny enough, the other day I was talking about how I was probably going to find another job soon (we're coworkers) and she told me not to forget her because she wouldn't forget me. That alone made me fall for her a little bit more even though I know she didn't really mean it and that within a few weeks she'll probably have forgotten me entirely. But I don't think I'll be able to forget her for a long, long time.

>>35099441
Luckily for me I'm almost completely over my high school crush, it's been 4 years since I've seen her and almost 5 years since I felt any real attraction to her. Even then I still think about her occasionally.

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>>35099474
Is this an originally ironic shitpost ?

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>>35099411
Nothing special, she is just a gal in our group of friends. Its the typical story of one-sided love, and i don't even want to confess since that would fuck up the friend circle.

So i am just talking with them, going out with them, secretly looking at her and suffocating my feelings deep inside. At least i got pretty good at that over the years.
My acting is so good that even my family can't tell when i am honest and when i'm faking.

>>35097637
3:00pm here. Hello

>>35099639
Not confessing is the wise mans choice. You are pretty used to those feelings i assume.

>>35099684
Ever since high school my love life is constant hiding my feelings so yeah. Tbh i'm pretty normie, had some relationships, but never with the person i loved, i just did it out of loneliness, which is also why it never worked out.

How about you, barkeep, you got a gf?

>>35099657
Hey man, have a seat

What got you here so late at night?

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>>35099538
Thanks for encouragement! Are you going to the same school I am!? Cause i have a digital circuits teacher that literally wears suspenders and smells like old cheese! He rambles inconsistently about his office politics and is just weird. Also he gave us a "take home test" that should be a breeze but that is due next wednesday but im not going to have trouble completing it. Does the first syllable of your school rhyme with "petro"?

>>35099589
haha no its my life actually lol


im thinking about buying some anxiety pills like gabapentin or lyrica just so i have the confidence to face my classmates that are going to think im such a pathetic slacker for not being in class

the thing is that im in a special NIGHT SCHOOL where we dont even have to be to class until 5pm so i have no excuse for skipping and then on top of that HALF of the class in our special night school group has already dropped out and everybody talks shit about them.. there are some qts that i just dont know how im going to look them in the eye on monday lol!

>>35099753
I told my oneitis i loved her when i was drunk today. It fucked up our circle of friends. They say i kissed her and shit but i don't remember doing it. My memories are hazy.

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>>35099801
oh man ive been there fucking shit

all it took was fucking another hot girl and she completely disappeared from my head

>>35099792
Stay chill mang. They have their own worries about life too. It is not that big of a deal that you are a slacker, you even have a medical condition.

>>35099801
Holy damn, seriously?
Well if you kissed her, that means it didn't really go that bad, was there any follow up? Did you write with her today?

>>35098858
Tell her nice things and accidentally touch her

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>>35099801
but honestly the worst part is the circle of friends thing.. ive learned that humans often times live up exactly to what others expect of them

i moved across the world and i stopped being such a massive drama queen drug addict alcoholic

the best you can do now is pretend like it never happened and just act completely normal and rational around her.. your friends will respect you for it and all those embarrassing feelings will pass

>>35099871
She told my best mate that she would date me if my best mate dated her friend. I don't want that kind of relationship.

>>35099770
Im forced into a limbo grind these days, i should habe killed myself, now im forced to work because theres essentially a 100+, grand debt on my head

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>>35099868
well ive never been diagnosed autistic but its just a behavioral habit i slip into at times and its something that i try my best to hide from people

and also i almost regret it but ive made a point of being part of the "group" in my classes instead of just keeping to myself so i have to somehow explain myself

im just going to say i "had the flu" and then decided to skip the last two weeks or something like that

but yeah youre right i have to remind myself that everyone is usually thinking about themselves

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>>35099938
Odin's beard what the fuck lad. Here, this is on the house. Drink your worries away.

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>>35099938
same here my mom spent 100k sending me to a bullshit brainwashing rehab for a year when i was 18 and i relapsed about 15 times since then

just focus on a hard skill like computer programming or art or something like that and then you can apply yourself and when you get older you will be successful and 100k wont seem as big a deal

>>35099923
Wtf. That sounds like something a fifteen year old or mentally unstable landwhale would say.
So nothing of it?

>>35099938
At least that sounds like you are devoid of any feeling

>>35100088
She is actually a very short and slim qt but she is indeed mentally unstable.

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>>35100162
Mentally unstable girls are huge red flag for me, but we have a saying in my country: "can't argue with other person's tastes".

On the bright side, it might mean that she will change her mind and you will make it work. But by confessing, you lost the high ground, which sucks.

>>35099099
Thats a common sign of aspergers. I have a buddy who has a real hard time holding his tongue.