I need a gf fembot. Simple Any fembots here want to be my girl?

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FUCKING NORMIE GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS BOARD REEEEEE

Stahp meddling fembots you gross chad baka you'll just get their nudes and ghost them at the end fooker

>>35097647
Normie why? Im not a chad wtf. Im just like you, anon

>>35097714
Definitely what a Chad would say
NEXT

>>35097753
BUT I AM JUST A LONELY ROBOT...

>>35097898
"""""""""""ROBOT"""""""""""""

nigga u don't know what is a robot

>>35097567
kinda cute
>fat
>pimply ass
>last nights pizza on shirt
>300 snapple bottles from last month on floor

>>35098090
I'm a khv, never had a gf(at least oficially) and I have 0 friends. Enough?
>>35098133
>fat
>pimply ass
>last nights pizza on shirt
I'm normal. Neither fat nor skinny.

>300 snapple bottles from last month on floor
I'm perfectionist, so Aint doing that shit. That's what a pig would do, not me.


And yes kinda cute. I was rated as a 7-8 /10, not in SOC tho. Not irl neither.

>>35098273
>(at least not officially)

Nigga ass chad who had many flings before, fembots don't deserve you
Go fuck some normie roastie

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>>35097567
W-what are your offers OP

>>35098440
>W-what are your offers OP
Are you a girl? I can offer anything you want

>>35098383
Yes, not oficially, im just a dumb..dont ask. But Im not a fucking chad. and Why not? Do u even know me?
>>35098440
Mmm, If you're a girl, a lot of things. I was educated by a good mother who taught me a bunch of things for my life, so basically what I am saying is that I could be perfectly "the man".

But, not sure of ur gender..

I want a bf who loves me and isn't just desperate.

>>35098667
First of all, are u a girl at least?

>>35098667
I want a gf who loves me and isn't just desperate too. Do you want to talk?

>>35098720
>>35098755
Yes
Oriu

>>35099007
Post contact.

Or add me on discord: Pez#6750

Yes, but only if you'll pay me.

>>35099055
>Yes, but only if you'll pay me.
For real? I would pay a cute fembot to be my gf. Do you have a throwaway?

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>>35098667
>I want a bf
>who loves me
>isn't just desperate
Pick two and only two, cause you wont get all three here

>>35099083
Do you? What do you have?

>>35099156
Yes, I have a throwaway email. What do you mean?

>>35099176
Will you post the address?

>>35099200
YEs.
[email protected]

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>>35098667
>isn't just desperate.
>>35098755
>I want a gf who loves me

Pottery

Enjoy getting pumped and dumped by Chad looking for easy pickups.

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>>35097567
>trying to hookup on >>>/r9k/
>this shit belongs over on >>>/soc/
>wanting fembot
>there are no females here
>if there were, I doubt they'd hookup with anyone on this board
>thirsty bots will still make these threads every day

Seriously guys...
Just stop it.
Take it over to >>>/soc/
At least over there, there are a few actual females. Ones you stand a chance at hooking up with.

>>35099236
I don't sleep with anyone thanks

also looking for a clingy fembot GF, i have some good qualities i guess

>>35099400
Then he will drop you as soon as he figures that out, or he manages to manipulate you into sex.

Seen it time and time and time again fembot.

"huh why did my bf leave me when I refused sex"

>>35097567
Fuck off, fembot here and you're probably the type of chad that sleeps with random girls but never wants to commit because you can't find your perfect skinny pixie indie girl. I've never had a boyfriend in my life FUCK YOU

>>35099473
>I've never had a boyfriend in my life FUCK YOU
Please be my gf!

>>35099473
>FUCK YOU

Well I mean are you looking for one?

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>>35099473
Not gonna lie. If I get a fembot or whatever, I'm sure I get tired of her someday and probably I'll try to find a girl like pic related.

>>35099083
This is so tempting to me but anyone willing to accept money for that kind of thing is a total dick.
>>35099289
There are plenty of girls on here it seems but they are either very unattractive or mentally ill. And they're all attention whores.
except for me of course. I'm great
Also anyone on soc is a sicko

>>35099793
Shut up ugly bitch.

>There are plenty of girls on here it seems but they are either very unattractive or mentally ill

You're totally right, but you are one of them.

>>35099793
>This is so tempting to me but anyone willing to accept money for that kind of thing is a total dick.
I don't think so, I think it would be nice of you, I'd appreciate it. The other fembot didn't contact me (as usual).

>>35099850
>that hostility
Learn how to understand sarcasm bb
>>35099915
Well what do you like in a girl? Maybe if we're actually compatible I won't feel so bad

>>35099401
post contact info
oriii

>>35099447
I'm not gonna get into a relationship if I don't know the person well enough. I'm not retarded or 12

>>35099999
I like bossy dominant girls.

>>35099999
>sarcasm on internet

Also I like being the man, but I am good lover. I won't treat u like shit. I promise. I'll care for you in all aspects.

If you're interested ;_; Pez#6750 on discord or tell me ur skype if u want to.

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>>35099793
>plenty of grillz
Yeah, okay... If mentally ill and unwilling to have sex "females" pass as fembots.
The females on this board are fucking useless, and have zero interest in a lasting relationship with a robot.
If you really believe there are females here on this board that would honestly date a robot, you belong on >>>/soc/ with the other "sicko's".

>>35099999
your digits are repeating and i am here to inform you i have checked them
nice

>>35100043
>>35100164
>>35099230
Are you all the same person? I guess I'll shoot you an email
>>35100196
I don't intend to defend any of the other roasties on here. I'm just saying if you're looking for companionship you may not be in luck

what are you looking for in a girl?

>>35100529
No. I'm the OP. Pez#6750 is my discord or if you want to email me: [email protected].
I have to say first only for talk.
>>35100590
Mmm a lot of things.But basically if she loves me is Ok.

>>35100529
>may not be in luck
Yeah, I'm aware of that.
Lasting companionship seems to be in short supply these days.
Specially from the types of females I find online and in games.
Don't feel like leaving the comfort of my home, though.
So, kinda up shit creek and limited with dating options.

>>35100529
>Are you all the same person?
No, I'm only
>>35099083
>>35100043
>>35099230
Not any of the other ones

i just want a fembot gf to watch Trigun and JoJo with

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>robots actually want psychotic ugly women who thrive on internet attention
really makes you think

I will be your gf. I am 18, thin, white, and a virgin. But, you must

>have no other friends besides me, if we hit it off
>spend at least an hour a day playing board games with me
>watch movies and cartoons with me as often as I want
>take me to get a froyo once a week
>praise me multiple times throughout the day
>carry me when I command you to
>brush my hair carefully
>be the big spoon 60% of the time
>enjoy spicy cuisine
>dislike going outdoors
>refrain from listening to music
>have no sympathy for trannies, muslims, and fatties
>like feet
>be nonreligious but not annoying about
>be a virgin
>be white, or maybe asian
>only child

>>35101052
>>praise me multiple times throughout the day
>>carry me when I command you to
i would love to do this so much ;-;

>>35101052
why an only child

>>35101052
>have no other friends besides me, if we hit it off
what the fuck? why

>>35101052
OP here.

>have no other friends besides me, if we hit it off
I actually have 0 friends, so no problem, and I don't like having friends bc my way of think.

>spend at least an hour a day playing board games with me
Easy. I'd love videogames and if its with someone is better.
>watch movies and cartoons with me as often as I want
I already do this, so...
>take me to get a froyo once a week
Mm what is "froyo"? But sure.
>praise me multiple times throughout the day
Uhm yes Would do it desu,
>carry me when I command you to
Yes, but only sometimes.
>brush my hair carefully
Already do this to me so no problem with you.
>be the big spoon 60% of the time
Mm its ok, what about 100% of the time?
>enjoy spicy cuisine
I know how to cook, so no problem I guess. Also I love spicy food.
>enjoy spicy cuisine
U kidding me? I fucking hate going outside, I'd spend all the day at home with you.
>refrain from listening to music
It's debatable.
>have no sympathy for trannies, muslims, and fatties
I actually have no sympathy. I don't give a fuck about them.
>like feet
It's one of my fetishes
>be nonreligious but not annoying about
Im atheist but I respect other religions.
>be a virgin
I am
>be white, or maybe asian
I am, kinda pale desu
>only child
I don't know what you mean. If its having only one child with you, it's ok and again, I already thought about it.

>>35101114
Oh, good, those are very important. Do you meet the other requirements?
>>35101119
Because siblings are a distraction, and if he had sisters he has probably masturbated to them.
>>35101120
That one is obvious, they take away too much attention.

>>35101271
>Do you meet the other requirements?
everything except only child, i have a brother
also feet are cute but it's not a fetish of mine, but if you like it then that would be nice

>>35101271
>and if he had sisters he has probably masturbated to them.

hahaha what the fuck is wrong with you

>>35101262
Froyo is frozen yogurt. It's much better than ice cream because of its smooth texture and slight tartness. And the only child thing meant having no siblings, though that is a lesser priority.

So let's get married.

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>the guys dont post their contact info

>>35101443
>>the guys dont post their contact info
which fembot are you?

>>35101415
OP here, again.

Mmm Froyo, it reminds some thing my mom used to prepare me when I was kid. good to know.
Whats your contact? Would be interesting to talk with you and we'll see.

Email me if u want: [email protected]

>>35101467
eh only thing that matters is that I said I wanted love not someone out of desperation

>>35101522
how is someone going to love you if they don't know anything about you?

>>35101531
they can get to know me but I don't want someone who's like "hi nice to meet you I'll be your bf!"

>>35101550
what is there to love about you?

>>35101522
I'm not desperate, let's get in touch! :)

Can you mail me your Skype or Discord? [email protected]

>>35101578
>not desperate
>:)
alright buddy

>>35101052
>that list of standards

Honestly the only thing I'd want out of a girl is
>playing (board) games with me

ill try too i want to be helpful

604s pls respond

>>35101052
Where is this dream girl located?

>>35101578
Pathetic mate.

>>35101052
I meet all of these conditions but you better not have shit taste. Some movies I like: Fight Club, Nightcrawler, Original LOTR Trilogy (extended for maximum comfy feels).

>>35101052
>only child
>virgin
Well... Guess that puts me out of the running.

>>35101052

>have no sympathy for trannies, muslims, and fatties

You had good bait going right up until this point. No female cares about these things.

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee normie get out chad reeeee

Why don't you "robots" go out and be normal people if you posses the confidence in your socialskills and looks enough to try and hook up on the internet? I don't understand.

>>35103274
Lmao is that a rethorical question?

No way.

>>35103274
>go seek the flesh anontachi
>y so shutin?
Why go out and interact with and limit myself to local people?
Not only is the pool of potential partners larger on the internet, but it's also much more diverse.
That'd be my answer to you, anon.
Conventional socializing and mating seeking practices are crude, and repulsive. Not to mention laughably limited option wise.

This is me justifying being lazy and antisocial.
How did I do?