Post your score be honest to yourself

83.
Origi nal post on r9k

>>35097351
how did you get there? Assuming you are a virgin for obvious reasons.

73
I fucking hate myself i cant even be a robot right

>>35097271
Physical
27
Mental
10
Social
30 (Most of its from shit that happend in the past, current have no friends and my am scared to leave the house. WTF happend
Accomplishment
16
Bonus
11

Total 94
Eh, since starting college my mental health has deteriorated, I'm even seing a counelor soon. It's down hill from here lads, if I were fuck ugly I would've been a total robot long ago

136.

Originalio spaghettio

>>35097271
31 points
originalorono

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>>35097271
55.
I was expecting to place in Cyborg, I'm a little disappointed.
Could you give me extra points for saving Facebook images?

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Only reason why I am able to check all those things like "not virgin" etc. is because I had ONE girl (who was crazy, and cheated on me) that liked me ever, in all 23 years of my life.

i made sure to use her as much as i could in the few months we were together because i knew it wouldn't last.

Cyborg Realistically, Robot at heart.

Haven't done this in months, I think I was like a 48 or 49.

>Physical
17
>Mental
6
>Social
26
>Accomplishment
7
>Bonus
11
>Total Score
67

Feels about right, feels somewhat encouraging

>>35097556
leave

>>35097351
Attractive face +5
Healthy weight +4
Decently healthy diet +1
No physical abnormalities +3
No smoking +1
No alcohol addiction +1
No drugs +2
Good dental hygiene +1
Shower regularly +2
Decent fashion sense +2
Good hairstyle +2
Pride in body +1

Taking meds +1
Feel content +3
Feel love +2
Nice person +1
Motivation during day +2
Don't like gory material +1
Get up easily +1
Don't like under-15s +1

One romantic partner +5
Relationship last six months +2
Good relationship with family +2
Enjoy being around others on occasion +1

Don't live with parents +3
Own vehicle +1
Employed +4
Have a hobby (writing) +2
Productive talent +2
Own a house +1
Keep house clean +1
Moving forward +2
Material items to be proud of +2
Manage money well +1
Largely independent +2
Attended higher education +3

Disposable income +1
Healthy view of opposite sex +3
No criminal record +1
No hentai +3

I'm 29 and turning 30 in the summer. At the start of the decade in 2010, my score would have come out to about 36.

25...

A few years ago I probably would be in the eighties.

75

this middle ground is hell.

Physical: 25
Mental: 18
Social: 34
Accomplishment: 17
Bonus: 12

Final score: 106
Category: Normalfag

I perceive my weaknesses as social and accomplishments. Have 1 friend but don't see him much because our schedules are different. Been focusing on other things and social life has never developed (was never good at socializing anyways, but I think I can learn).

In terms of accomplishments, I have a good degree in a technical field, but I'm not working full time right now and my career hasnt really advanced at all.

>>35097271
46
i know this shit isn't going to be original, so why not put this shit?

One more thing, I think theres too much emphasis on not being a virgin, being romantic, etc. I was a virgin until 28 and didnt give a fuck. Sure, sometimes I was a tad embarrassed but most of the time not. The key is to just own it. When it does happen, it's not a big deal. Just live your life, exercise, be confident about what you ARE doing, rather than worrying about what you haven't done.

And the most important thing, have a purpose. A goal. Something you can make measurable progress towards. If your life is in the dumps, that will change your life.

>Physical
25

>Mental
19

>Social
41

>Accomplishment
26

>Bonus
14

TOTAL: 125

This doesn't seem accurate at all.

Once you reach higher into the point system you will realize that nothing is different and most of this stuff is pretty easy to obtain

10 I should start drinking/smoking so I can become true Grand Wizard

>>35098368
>10

so what'd you check?

>>35097271
85 I thought I would get worse.

>>35098395
no smoking/weed/alcohol/drug addiction +1/1/1/2
no sexual attraction to under -15s +3
no pet + 1
no criminal record +1

121 these bullshit scores were made by a fucking neckbeard sitting in his moms basement

>>35097271
>13

Kek kill me pls

Uh oh. 1 point off from being...c h a d

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About 70... Funny, because 4 or 5 years ago, I would have been a 30.

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>>35097271
>physical
12
>mental
fucking 0
>social
2
>accomplishment
6

total 20

damn. I knew it was going to get to this point eventually, but I feel kinda proud at the same time desu

118

Guess this is goodbye faggots

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>>35097271
I took this yesterday and scored 42, as expected. Why are there so many borderline normies/normalfags on this board? You faggots don't belong here

118

we're all gonna make it bros XD

36

ok now what do i do with this information?

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That's bullshit.. i got 126. Deep in my heart i know my roots, i am a grand wizard and nothing more.

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>>35097271
>78
That social category fucking killed me.
I'm antisocial and a shut in...
But, I've met plenty of women online, and have had sex many times and often, sometimes with multiple females.
Being into the bdsm lifestyle and having been in romantic relationships in the past isn't a very good benchmark of where I'm at in life currently.

>>35098855
>only autists and betas belong here
Not really centypiekunsamalamadingdong
This whole board is just a bunch of random misfits, and a bunch or "normal people who come here to bait post and laugh.
Stop being such a massive faggot.
This board isn't a safe space for autists and betas.

>>35098901
>XD
You're underage.

>>35098060
Why go to the effort of typing that out but not giving the totals? No one's going to do it to find out for themselves

I'm 87 mostly because of the social part.

Women are the enemy guys, I'll never give them the chance to hurt my feelings.

>>35097271
119

Thought I'd be a bit lower, actually.

>>35097531
94 On the dot myself. Right on the edge of normal. I feel the opposite though. Like I've been through the worst of it, and now that I've given up I can ironically try to make something of my life, even though I'd know it's a farce.

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>132
sorry my friends i guess i must be going. i mostly lurk and don't post often. i will always treasure the greentext stories and rare pepes

>>35098646
Now I'm curious how my score's shifted during the 2010s.

2010: 36
2011: 57
2012: 68
2013: 63
2014: 69
2015: 79
2016: 76
2017: 83

27 so not that bad

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>>35097271
60 famalammadingdong
cyborg life is fucking desolate.
I kinda wish I had full on crash helmet and wheelchair autism instead of this aspergic limbo.

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>>35100306
The cyborg life is a lonely one...
Sometimes I wish I could just be "normal", or full on padded cell worthy.
I'm not beta, but I'm not alpha either.
Not ugly, but not chad like either.
7 inch dick, fucking mediocre
Everything about me is fucking mediocre except my level of intellect and maturity.
Feels like living in exile.

>103
I'm a kissless virgin tho, that stole me points

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>Be me
>Stay away from 4chin for months
>Start lifting, start being very hygienic, try to be less autistic
>43
Seems like getting from wizard to normie is impossible.

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Everyone who scored 59 and over: GET OUT FUCKING EDGY NORMIES

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127, sounds about right, senpai.

>>35097271
146 - why am i here?

>>35097271
87 / 104
i browse /b/, so this is a lot when i think about it

>Average face
>Overweight, but exercising regularly and eating 500 calories under BMR
>119

Welp, just because I have a job, graduated uni and had a few GFs i'm a turbo-chad!

>>35097271
63: cyborg

fugg dis sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeitt :---DDDDD

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>>35097271
93 if I didn't like anime or hentai I'd be normie desu

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>>35097271
66

I thought I'd score much higher.

oh jesus i'm a chad

then why do i sit in my room all day and post shitty memes

66 cyborg desu. Was honestly expecting a bit higher but whatever, it seems about right.

>>35100853
>>35100984
My niqqqa

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>>35101005
Yeah buddy.

Honestly I don't know how I scored so low, I live on my own, have a job and studies and have no anxiety. I'm just a loner that loves anime and videogames.

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One day i will get out of this hole or just fall to the void.

>>35097271
118 "Chad"
Only two people have called me attractive this week.
One of them has begged to be my fucktoy, but is an unstable alcoholic. Other seems interested in an actual relationship, but she's on the edge of being a robot, is a 4/10 and lives far-ish away.

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>>35097271
>59
>had sex before
Oh well, guess I'll kill myself.
Had to repost, didn't have female covered for some reason on other one.
I'm a dude.

>>35097271
84. Slightly strange and I love it, know enough to keep away from normies and (somewhat) get where robots are coming from. Live a good life desu.

>>35097271
139 successful desu. you faggots don't know how pussy feels.

>be at least 6'0
>be 6'3
>feelsgoodman.jpg

>>35101722
Wish I didn't. I wouldn't owe child support to that bitch anymore.
Owe well...
I'll just keep taking my hate and anger out on other women for what she and my mother put me through.
No sympathy for females, at all.

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I got me a 41, yee haw

38. Why is there so many normals on this board

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I hate the social category. I do at least ok in the others but it wouldnt even make a difference if i didnt take the social category.

I got 36, most people in the thread are way above the acceptable range to be browsing here. If you scored anything above robot you need to leave immediately. Cyborgs are just as (if not more) cancerous as normies.

88

Originalio oregano

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>>35097271
67, but I've been consistently dropping. I was almost 90 not too long ago.

Jesus I'm unhappy.

>>35097271
33

It's a big pill to swallow.

>>35101898
I got 124, but I'm a virgin, am I still not welcome?

>>35102175
No.

Youre clearly a normalfag.

>>35097271
80, but I feel like being a perpetual uni student govt leech and a virgin should have me lower, but I did manage to have a fat gf that I kissed n stuff towards the end of high school. Plus I don't live with my parents, I rent with some friends so that gets me a lot of points.

>>35102253
>he has friends
>he can tolerate living with other people
>other people can tolerate living with him
and you wonder why youre not a robot? Just being a leech wont land you a you robot - the whole point is that its about being socially inept.

Also be glad about not scoring a robot. Take what you can get.

>>35097271
I gots 42. Damn!

>>35102200
B-but
>tfw no qt3.14 gf
>tfw virgin (blowjobs don't count)
>tfw bad relationship with my father

>>35102351
Also
>tfw never even kissed a white qt

>>35102284
Oh, well that explains why I'm not a robot then...
I'm just bitter and anti-social.
I fucking hate people, so much.
If I didn't love myself so much, I'd fucking kill myself and end this purgatory.
But, alas...
I enjoy sex, alcohol, science, and debate philosophy.
Too bad the human condition invariably drives me to seek out physical human contact after prolonged periods of isolation.

136

I would have been under 50 only a few years ago.

>>35102351
>he has had a blowjob
>he has clearly had interest from girls
>he clearly could get a gf
>he is probably being too picky
single by choice

I bet you have friends too.

>>35102380
i know the feeling of misanthropy. The contradiction of wanting to not be alone but also hating being with anyone you meet.

Maybe your just a lucky goy and youve met some good people who arent complete trash. Lord knows id love to have some friends to talk with but i feel like everyone i meet is just a vapid mongoloid incapable of discussion and devoid of any supported opinions.

>>35102284
That actually kind of made me feel a little better about my life. Thanks.

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>>35102175
No
Remove yourself. You're way above the acceptable limit.
oreggo

>>35102498
be happy about getting a decent score. I wish you all the best.

It infuriates me when people go
>Oh, i got 130 but im a robot totally xDDD >tfw no gee eff!!!!!! xDDD

>>35102455
No, everyone I meet is complete garbage.
I've just stopped caring about hurting and damaging others, or using them.
The search for a my submissive female counterpart continues.

>>35097271
86, i lost a lot of points because i am khv

>>35102393
>he clearly could get a gf
Well, there's this 4/10 who thinks I'm really cute but lives to far away to snuggle with me regularly.
There are other girls who have showed interest in me, but I guess I'm just too unsocial and weird to make something work. I guess I don't really know what I want from a relationship either.

>I bet you have friends too.
Yeah, I guess I have a few? One faggot in denial who's into me, a neckbeard I brew beer with, some guys from junior high I see rarely but sometimes go abroad to get wicked drunk with, and a qt black girl I go hiking with every now and then.

>>35102633
How do you live with complete garbage? Id end up killing them. My neighbors annoy me because they put the bins back wrong (we share bins). Ive argued with them about it before but they still do it wrong.

>>35102710
you sound like a total normalfag. Maybe youre a little bit ugly or something but
>has friends
>has a decent amount of friends
>has hobbies
>has female attention
why do you come here?

>132
dolla dolla bill

>>35102736
I've abandoned my family, so not them. I don't have any friends, or want any.
With women, I just keep them around till I can't tolerate them anymore, then kick them out.
Every relationship falls apart around the 2 year mark. When the women realize they will never change me, and I'm the one changing them.
Fighting for dominance and control in a relationship is exhausting.
It usually ends around the time females get desperate and use every tactic in the book to tip the balance of power in their favor.

It takes an enormous amount of patience.
But... I'm a very patient person.

>>35102768
I don't usually browse r9k, I just felt a bit down today and decided to come here.

>bit ugly
People call me attractive, pretty sure I'm just awkward and introverted.

>>35102736
Also, I'm a neet/shutin.
My contact with physical humans is limited to paying bills and shopping.

>>35102816
I thought you rented with friends though.

If youre even able to attract female attention then thats pretty normie/slightlystrange as well. Im sure youll find someone.

>>35102881
No, I live by myself in a 2 bedroom apartment.
Pay my own rent/bills and everything.
Idk where you got that idea from.

>>35102915

>>35102253
>Plus I don't live with my parents, I rent with some friends so that gets me a lot of points.

the original post i replied to. Maybe anons got mixed up somewhere along the reply chain.

>>35102915
I'm not this anon >>35102253
Was just responding to your statement about robot criteria
>the whole point is that its about being socially inept.

>>35102966
Meant this one, not
>>35102915

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80.
Don't ask, even I don't know how I got here either.

>>35102999
im confused now. Do you disagree with that sentiment? You can be a brainlet, clever, /fit/ or /fat/ and still be a robot. At the end of the day, in my interpretation, it boils down to >tfw no gf and >tfw lonely.

>>35103053
I don't agree or disagree.
The idea of criteria to be a robot is kinda absurd.
Saying you need to be socially inept was just an interesting statement.
I fit most other criteria for robothood, except having had sex, and not being socially inept.

It's not that I'm socially inept, I just don't see the point in putting forth the effort in socializing.

My whole point was that is an interesting barrier to becoming a full fleged robot.
Seems I'll never be one, cyborg is the lowest I'll ever sink.
My score was 59, btw.

>>35101570
Was me
One point away from robotdom.
Which is why that statement interested me at all.

49. norms get out

>>35103202
>It's not that I'm socially inept, I just don't see the point in putting forth the effort in socializing.
thats close enough. It was a fairly offhand statement and not a thought out criteria. Being a 'robot' has no strict definition. I think its reasonable to generalise though that robots have a very high tendency to have few to no friends and lack intimacy. Perhaps im just projecting, however, given theyre famous for >tfw no gf, an heroing and mass shootings out of resentment for humanity i think its reasonable to generalise that robots tend to not be the most social people.

>16
I should probably just kill myself.

>>35100398
ugh same mang.
i'm pretty much disconnected from the social dogma at this point, maybe through prolonged isolation I can drive myself to complete lunacy

115

Cya nerds its time for the Stacy life, i swear i have no clue how i got 115

>>35100398
are you me?

I literally feel the same way.

39

im not even that weird

>>35105194
Female or submissive male?
If so, marry me, not if you're a boi though.
We can just shack up in that case.

>>35105395
I am a man. I wouldnt call myself submissive either. I may be unable to talk to people and petrified of social situations but i couldnt be dominated. Oh, im completely heterosexual as well.

>>35097271
Got a 94.
Im ALMOST normal. Slightly strange is acurate.

>>35105509
Shit.
Oh well.
I'll find my female counterpart someday.
Happy trails anon :3

>>35105562
you too, good luck on your quest.

>>35097271
86, mostly from accomplishment because i went to college and got a job.

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well, at least i know i belong here. looking at all this laid out my life kinda sucks i guess, but it cant be all that bad...

I scored 115 and honestly thought I would be higher. I lost points for deviant sexual desires and poor relationship with family.

>>35097271
60.


I may be a bitter bastard but I've always had a constant fear of becoming overweight and such.

>Physical: 30
>Mental: 23
>Social: 30
>Accomplishment: 16
>Bonus Round!: 16 (thought it said that "I do watch henti/do have interest in anime" but I don't +6)

>Total: 115
>Result: NormalFag/almost Chad

Accomplishments got me. Feelsbadman

>>35106112
Same. I'm a pervert, hard to fight off lust.

>>35097271
rollin' rollin' rollin'

ez pz

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i scored a 104. guess it's time i leave this board to do other normie things :)

>>35097271
68. I guess Im a cyborg. Maybe they should edit the definition of a cyborg, I hang out with and confide in quite a few normies.

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>>35097271
68. Cyborg material oregano