Prove to /r9k/ you're not a normie.

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>>35097169
>Prove to /r9k/ you're not a normie.
ok

>>35097169
>turned on by incestual rape porn
>dont shower for weeks at a time
>0 real friends
>0 motivation and will power
>21 y/o virgin freshman in college
>took me a year to get my drivers licence because i was so lazy
>unintentionally let women use me as an emotional tampon and i fall for them and end up heart broken when rejected

>>35097169
>21 yo virgin
>NEET life
>spend all day jerking off at thick white women fucking black dudes
>the only female friend I've ever had friendzoned me for years before I decided to just cut ties
>I can now see it was my fault entirely
>still resent her
>imagine her being fucked by black chads
>jerk off to that
>no hope for ever loving anyone again
>want to kill myself but to coward to go through
>not into vidya/anime/nothing anymore, just self loathing
>still smoke a ton of fucking weed even though it just gets me super anxious and not happy anymore

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>>35097169
Khv.

I could add more, but that should be more than enaugh...

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>>35097169
I'm a 20 year old khhv NEET who never goes outside, spends most of his time watching Japanese cartoons about underaged lesbians, and is depressed that he'll never be one himself.

Am I still a normie?

>2 years ago
>be 17 y/o fit hs kid
>attractive girl messages me out of nowhere
>first time this has happened
>message back twice before getting scared/wanting to play runescape more than girls
>she posts on fb "are you blind i literally have the biggest crush on you ever"
>still too scared

>be present day
>got fat
>never speak to anyone
>wear a hood everyday to college
>rarely shave
>eat pills and drink all the time
>sit on computer all day

>>35097169

>18 yo virgin
>social outcast
>never gone outside anywhere with a friend, or by myself
>started college a few months ago
>studying from home
>already skipping weeks of lectures to stay at home and masturbate myself to death
>going to dropout soon enough
>do absolutely nothing with my spare time

I fap exclusively to loli rape doujins and I self insert as the loli.

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>>35097169
I am not even able to find any online friends

Even the most desperate fucks on here have steambuddies or are part of discord chat. I can't even do that.

I'm in a LDR and only get to have sex with my gf one weekend every month

>>35097169
>no gf
>fat
>poor
>neet

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>>35097169
stahp mastubading

>>35097859
Still not a robot. So fuck off please

>>35097169
my ass hangs off the train seat because my schoolbag is pretty big and my coat is the size of draculas coat

>>35097334
>still smoke a ton of fucking weed even though it just gets me super anxious and not happy anymore
Why the fuck do I do this seriously. It's like every time I think "maybe it'll be a good high again" when it hasn't been for months

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>>35097169
>haven't had sex in two months
Why even live

>>35097859
>in a LDR
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>35097648
>spends most of his time watching Japanese cartoons about underaged lesbians, and is depressed that he'll never be one himself.
Are you me? ;_;

>>35097941
>ree

Why though? LDRs are less than enviable

>>35097169
>pedo
>tons of degenerate and "seek help" fetishes
>currently a NEET
>virgin

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>>35097169

22 HKV, live with mom, fat, no driver license, failing at uni

>>35097981
>pedo
don't do anything with that. If you get caught doing shit like that it'll fuck your life worse than it currently is

>>35098079
Why is tumblr so retarded

>>35098108
Yeah, I know. I'll never do anything concerning the desires, but the desires are still there.

>>35098136
What kind of desires? You like lolis in anime or you legit see 6 or 12 year olds and want to have sex with them?

>>35098118
tumblr is a website, not a person.

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I have fapped to scalies so much that I've begun to envy living in a world where furries exist to a point where I despise regular women and consider humans as inferior to non-humans.

I use religion as the only thing to prevent me from necking myself right now, but every time I breathe it hurts more.

Feelsgoodman.jpg

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>>35097169
>prove you're not a normie

The last thing I said to a female (not including my mom) was "thank you" 5 years ago when I shook my female principal's hand at graduation.

>>35098175
I see young teens and preteens and want them. Lolis are cute too.

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>>35097796
you are not alone senpai. Anonymous is the only friend of mine too.

>>35097247
>unintentionally let women use me as an emotional tampon and i fall for them and end up heart broken when rejected
Maybe its because you don't shower faggot.

>>35098194
man you really are autistic eh? hes speaking of tumblr as a collective. fucking downy

I have a date with a qt tomorrow and I think I'm too scared to go.

>>35097685
Runescape used to be pretty good

>>35098079
>that image
Fuck fuck fucking fuck why the fuck what is wrong with them? Can't we just fucking be left alone?

I'm 21 and I've never touched a woman

I haven't fucked in like 6 months

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>>35097169
>autism bux neet
>mental illnesses
>have literally only one friend that i haven;t even talked to in over a month and haven't seen for years
>klv
>can't even get along with robots
i'm already a demon kaz

>>35099561
Fucking GO i dare you. Better fuck it up than spend months or even years thinking if it could actually work out. True robots aren't only avoidant but have stories of failures too. I'll be waiting for the greentext.

>>35097169
why are normies not banned on sight?
original

>>35100982
some robots are dicks anon but some can be really really nice

>>35097169
>INFP
>Never had a girlfriend
>All the friends I've ever had have left me.
>Not had any IRL friends for years.
>turned on by cartoon pastel equines

>>35097247
Signs in this post that show that you're a failed normie, at most, that's exaggerating his lifestyle to look more robot. A true "elitist robot" we see so often on this board.

>0 real friends

Keyword here is the word "real". It implies that he does have friends and that he is social. Since when are robots people that go out and are liked, even though the liking is not very mutual all the time? I bet he's lying a bit about this too, actually.

>21 y/o virgin freshman in college

You're in college, you have normal goals like a driving license, go out and have women "abuse" you. I don't think that you actually go weeks without showering. Which brings us to the following thing, by the way.

>unintentionally let women use me as an emotional tampon and i fall for them and end up heart broken when rejected

Women actually show interest in you. Multiple, as you did not use the singular form. They won't show interest in some fat neet just to take advantage, trust me. You're probably calling them abusive because it did not end up working out.