>5'9 >have gf What's your excuse?

Because I don't want to commit. I just want to fuck girls.

>5'7"

>5'9"
>manlet
Pick one. Manletism begins at 5'8". If you're 5'9"+, you are virtually guaranteed a gf.

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I'm a 5'8 Asian manlet.

>5'8
>have the personality of a wet piece of cardboard

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more like
>5'9
>have gf, but she fucks the 6'2" chad on the side and occasionally gives me a handjob

manlets btfo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbBcxOcoZ_4

6'0" Noone recently is worth my time.

>>35097050
>tfw I'm not worth anyone's time

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>>35097026
>5'9"
>Guaranteed a gf

Yeah until a 6' MAN comes along

>all these manlets
6'5" is the manlet cut off point

6'1
Fat, white and socially awkward

>>35097098
>white
>a negative
You're playing your cards wrong, anon.
You are the master race.

>>35097045
/r9k/ really is full of bitter lanklet virgins that desperately try to shitpost wherever they can.

>>35096978

>6'4
>chad-tier physique
>chad-tier facial features
>good job

Too withdrawn and appethetic to keep a meaningful relationship. I wish I could say it feels bad but it doesn't feel like anything.

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>>35097185
I do it because the responses I get from angry manlets make me laugh my ass off

>l-lanklet!
>d-don't forget that one roman conquest where we killed all the lanklets
>r-remember napoleon!
>s-small torso!

pic related, no good looking woman wants to be seen with a manlet

>>35097241
Try all you want, nobody gives a shit about you. You'll forever be an angry virgin lanklet. Better not step outside, seeing all those men shorter than you with gfs might make you want to kill yourself.

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>>35096978
It's the same as >>35097030
Also my oneitis is dating a 6 foot white chad and is also white herself so I might as well just kms

>5'6
>Shave gf
I win.

>>35097440
You shave her pubes or what?

>5'3
>Overweight
>Faggot
>neetlife


What's your excuse?

>>35096978
I am 5'8.75"

>>35097026
that's funny.


6'1.
>girls think I'm autistic.
>normies can't pass up an occasion to mock me.
>chubby-looking fuck.

>>35097488
Bum, back and bush, baby.
I use the weed whacker.
She loves it, it gets her wet from her pores.

>6'1
>military
>decent shape
>at least 5/10 face (idk though)
>confident
>TOO confident
>always say horribly mean things to chick's
>constantly rejected
>was talking with a girl who flat out said she'd fuck me but then ended up splashing a drink in my face
>was gonna beat her ass but my friends held me back
>too mean to attract women
>will never change

Because I'm a 6'4 lanklet. Chadlets get out

>>35096978
I'm a pathetic loser here who can't seal the deal

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>>35096978
if you're higher than 5'5 then you're taller than 50% of all women age 20 and above

so, not really any excuse

>>35098975
you're too thick skinned

do you think you're gonna act in a classical action movie?

>>35099827
Not I just treat everyone like they're in the military
I have no off switch
So basically I'm socially retarded

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>>35099958
That sounds like sucky mate, you probably didn't mean it half of time. Can you give me some examples if you don't mind?

Do you get middle-eastern deployment flashback out of blue?

>>35100015
Nah I don't have ptsd or anything
>friend knows girl
>girl sees pic of me
>said she'd fuck
>starts texting me
>things go well for a week
>I criticize her shitty spelling and jokingly tell her to go suck a fat one
>she gets super butt hurt and stops texting/calling me

>>35100095
>I criticize her shitty spelling and jokingly tell her to go suck a fat one

kek, and her spelling was alright when you just started? If so she probably lowered her defense thinking that you wouldn't care

I don't see that as a reason for one to get her panties in a twist tho, did you really go jokingly?

>>35097065
Shut your traps harlots

>>35100222
Yeah I'm rarely ever serious when I fuck with people
I come off that way though
She was probably pissed that she was always the one messaging me first and I didn't flirt with her or anything

>>35100374
well at least you seem to be aware of what you potentially did to turn her away, I hope the best for your sex life anon, guys don't usually get texted first, you should capitalize on such opportunity

>>35096978
I'm not a pocketchad.