I could kill 99% of /R9K/ with my own hands

>>35094323
/r9k/ will make fun of this guy but there are thousands of 18yo tumblr girls who would look at that and say "daddy af" and get wet thinking about him disciplining them

>Seriously
>Did you know I play football?

hahahah fail

>>35094323
the forehead game is killer

>>35094323
You could do a lot of things. But you're to much of a baby back bitch to do anything.

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>>35094323
Armstrong?

>>35094323
face me manlet, i'm 215 centimiters

>>35094323
too bad muscles are obsolete and I could just shoot you

>>35094381
he can too, but he'll look better doing it

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try me u mofoka!

>>35094391
he looks aggressive, therfore it's legal if i shoot him BUT police will take care if he does

>>35094323
>not even trying to conceal the photoshop around his forehead
top kek

STANDING HERE, I REALIZE, YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY

Fuck off Lance.

>>35094323
Please do, my fair lad.

Do you have, or have you ever had, a connection to the University of Texas?

You look like the original Beast from X-men

>>35094323
>Did you know I play football?
Maybe in some cushy ivy league school.

>>35096712
TRY UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS

COULDA GONE PRO IF I HADN'T OF JOINED THE NAVY

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the shall be purge, and the strongest will thrive
live as they see fit
THEY'LL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

VIOLENCE BREEDS VIOLENCE

BUT IN THE END IT HAS TO BE THIS WAAAAAAAY

>>35094371
Came here to post this. Literally first thought.

>>35094323
NANOBOTS SON