What's the nicest thing somebody could say to you that would

>>35092743
"I admire you, anon"
No one told me that.

"I'm gonna fucking kill you"


pls

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>>35092743
"Here, have a lethal dose of morphin"

>>35092759
I admire you for being alive with me here today. I mean that.

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>>35092789
Fuck, you made me smile anon; thank you. Even if my life doesn't deserve to be admired.

>>35092743
"Would you like a hug?"

"thanks"

It'd probably bring me to tears. For various reasons. None of them malicious.

>>35092743
It would be nice to just have someone say anything at all to me.

>you just won a billion dollars

>>35092743
>It's good to see you. It's just nice to be around you. Never underestimate your ability to make people smile.

If the person is normal, they'll be creeped out. If the guy is a complete social outcast, they'll think you're making fun of them. But if he's a cyborg, he'll reconsider the existence of God, because he'll think you're the Second Coming and you're here to shed divine light on his failed, monotonous life.

>>35092743
"No, don't go I want to talk to you more"

"We must secure the existence of our race, and a future for white children."

"Sorry for leaving you. I don't know why I did that. I really missed you. Let's talk again."

Everything is going to be alright

Organic oregano

"I'm going to kill you painlessly"

>>35092743
"I Like you anon. You're a good person"

a guy telling me i'm pretty

>>35092743
"Here's 100 bucks."

>>35094488
I think you're pretty.

Pretty UGLY OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>35094488
no, no, not that
"we are going to give you euthanasia" or "you can have xanax"
i'm not allowed it because it's so addictive

>>35092743
"Theres a cure to autism, Anon!"

>>35094488
This would do it for me.

slightly homo

>>35092777
kys faggot

origano

>>35094531
*runs away crying*

>>35092743
> Here, dude, have this multimillion-dollar winning lottery ticket.

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>>35092743
"Wake up Anon, it was all just a dream."

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>>35092743
''Hey, what's up? I think you're handsome and wanted to talk to you anon-kun''

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>>35092743
"I feel so safe with you anon"

I like you Harry. (That's my name)

Can a a qt girl vocaroo this for me?

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I honestly just wish someone would ask me how i'm doing. I always ask people how they're doing. They say good and thats it

>>35096356
ur an wizard 'arry

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>>35096356
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SXm599U0OK
Horrific recording but at least I tried.

Son, I am proud. lol jk mine is "lick my feet while I eat your ass, daddy"

>>35092743
"You were right about Waco, Hunter. Those fed pigs need to burn"

That would be pretty nice.

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Literally nothing bc I have no self esteem so I'd think that they're lying.

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>>35092743
You could always have cancer faggot