>normies take selfies on an icy pond
>suddenly the ice breaks, leaving the normies to drown in the freezing water
>Chad is around doing skateboard
>he heroically saves them for a certain death
>someone records the scene and post it on Instagram
>Chad: "it wasn't a big deal really"
>he probably gets his dick sucked ever since
https://thenewdaily.com.au/news/good-news/2017/02/22/ethan-turnbull-hero-central-park
How does this makes you feel /r9k/ ?
>>35090085
Chad is an actual super hero this changes nothing
>>35090085
>Chad: "it wasn't a big deal really"
Typical Aussie bloke.
>yeah nah no worries
>*cracks a VB*
>>35090085
what a terrible photo of that extremely handsome man
if i was drowning, would a robot save me?
>>35090213
These niggers would fall in themselves and make the situation worse
>>35090323
And thus began the first /r9k/ irl hangout
>>35090085
well I'm pretty sure he is gay. so maybe he is the one sucking dick?
does that make you feel better r9k?
>>35090085
>normies
They were nigger kids. Niglets if you will.
>>35090085
>>35090543
Actually turns out he has a girlfriend. this is the lady.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BOdTpb7BL1W/?taken-by=nina.baltussen&hl=en
>>35090085
Nothing really, good job i guess
>>35090085
Hmm.... I wonder what women are willing to do for him once he has them on the bed.