ITT: Post your goal in life, and also post why you will never

>>35087786
My goal in life is to make enough money to afford a mediocre apartment so that I can play vidya, watch movies, and eat. I probably won't achieve this because I will most likely kill myself before I get any foothold in life

>>35088048
This. Anon you described my goal just right

>>35087786

japanese hate foreigners anon.

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>>35087786

Understanding General Relativity and some other physical/Mathematical theories

>tfw can't because brainlet
I don't go a single day without wanting to kill myself

>>35087786
Have a salary of 1k$ ,or even 2k$ in this shithole. I would have a great life

>>35087786
>want to become a veteran detective
>probably too autistic to actually become a cop in the first place

>>35088391
General relativity's not that tough anon. If you read the right things you can understand it.

>>35087786
>Not attractive, not Japanese, not in Japan
and you wouldn't find any Japanese trannys even if you were those things.

>>35087786
I just want to track down my oneitis and live happily with her.

>want a gf
>am an ugly beta

I want
>a wife
>a couple of kids
>a good job to provide them with the comfortable life I never had

I'm a socially retarded autist.

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Get into the police force and make a career out of it. I'm almost in, just have to do a fitness test, psychologically be analysed and attend an interview.

Also can't forget the most obvious one here too
>tfw no gf

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>want a qt korean gf like pic related who's interesting and fun to be around
>too ugly and boring to get a gf
>want to have a stable job that I can sustain myself on
>dropped out of highschool due to mental health issues that the school and my parents refused to accomadate
please kill me now

>have a sex gf
>a comfy job
>a nice car
>help mommy and daddy to have a good end life

>build a time machine

>live anywhere in space and time as an immortal being

obviously this isn't feasible

>>35088779
How was your background? I'm worried about them digging into it and not finding much of anything because of how much of a socially isolated autist I've been.

>>35087786
>wanna do a PhD in robotics at the University of Tokyo
>eventually live in Japan and do research from there
>get a beautiful asian wife

I'm currently working on my MSc and saving money.

>>35088814
That's still coming up I think. They do check your Facebook to see all your posts and habits etc... But luckily I turned mine off ages back. It'll be pretty awkward sitting in front of the interview panel and having to explain what shit posting is.

Besides its generally recommended to keep your social media activities to a minimum or else it might interfere with future opportunities for 'covert assignments'.

>qt house husbando to spoil
>a phd

>most guys don't like not being the breadwinner
>hate academic writing

>live autonomously
Working on it.

>want to live a modest life with average wife and 3 or 4 kids in Indiana or somewhere else comfy (I hate living in commiefornia)

>social retard, given up at this point after years of trying

>>35088909
I only have an extremely barebones facebook that I use for uni clubs, I deleted my high school one a long time ago and I almost never post anything on my current one. I'm just worried about coming off looking like I have something to hide.

>>35088391

I'm not saying this to belittle you in any way but relativity isn't that vomplex mathematically. You can definitely work hard to understand it if you try.

>want to be a professional boxer
>or even amatuer
skinny as fuck and never fought anyone in my entire life, trying to workout but it's hard seeing results

>>35089183

>want to brain damage myself, get cte and die a retard

Not worth. Work on something that doesn't involve major head blows that will ruin your life.

>all these ppl wanting to go to japan
Lived in Okazaki for 2 years at a mistubishi plant. Its an island of depressed autists, workaholics, and gold diggers, all biting and sexless. Chinese cartoon stuff is too expenisve, and unless youre a neet or a student, youll never have enough time to enjoy your hobbies. Women are stumpy and goblin like, have to work extra hours for free or else youre not "earning your wage" or "doing your best".language close to impossible to learn gramatically. Fuck japan.

>Get a qt gf
>Stablish a stable family, living in a small country

>Tiny dick
>Unable to talk to grils for that reason

>>35089203
Yeah but with a helmet ill be alright, albiet the chances of brain damage is still there

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>Want a nice virgin girlfriend don't care about looks just want someone to talk to maybe play vidya and watch anime together and hopefully get married

>Why will you never achieve said goals

I live in California. Pic related.

>get a job that doesn't suck the life out of me and can allow me to continue what I do now forever
>to have friends and/or a girlfriend but that's pushing it

Be remembered

>>35088798

Look up cosmic strings and closed timelike curves, my dude. Spacetime geometry may allow for some time travel yet.

In fact we may even be able to detect cosmic strings (not the string theory strngs) they are infinitely long deformations in the otherwise flat spacetime which would allow for us to move around theae objects and be pulled through time.

Do not ask me the specific maths because I do not know (hopefully will soon)

We can even potentially detect these using instruments like LIGO because they would create gravitational waves.

The bad news if they don't exist already, as an artifact of the big bang, then they are most probably impossible to create. So basically they need to already exist for it to be possible to make one in theory.

Time machines may exist, but probably not.

>>35089244

Focus on the practical effect of your work, not how people think of it.

>>35089136
If it's barebones like you said with fuck all on it about your personal life, you're fine. Just don't go liking 'questionable' pages or posts.

>>35089218

There are girls that get massively turned on by small cocks. They are out there.

>>35087786
>want to move from Connecticut to Miami
>no job, no money, no car
>no prospects at all

>>35087786
>have terrible overbite
>want to be able to afford jaw surgery that my stupid faggot alcoholic parents should've gotten for me when I was 14
>self esteem too low/too ugly to be able to be alright with working and being around people
>it hurts my jaw muscles too much to hide them

Fucking kill me.

>want a gf
>just for love
>don't care about sex
>in fact it disgusts me

>want to make music

I've already achieved the second one, so my life is half over.

Finding a gf who doesn't want sex at age 66 is hard

get plastic surgery to correct something about my body
not enhance, but reconstruct

it wont happen because I have no money and plastic surgery seems like a big goal

>>35089336

I have a similar feeling anon. Though obviously your condition is and was completely out of your control. I have some loose skin because I used to be a fat as fatass. I was very depressed,gave zero shits and gained weight like crazy because I was convinced I'd just KMS anyway.

So now I am stuck with it and I can maybe get surgery in the future if I decide on iy and can afford it. The important thing to focus on is that your appearance isn't representative of you completely. It will make things more difficult but it is something you can have fixed eventually and although it is a struggle you can push yourself to overcome it. Your arms and legs work fine, I assume. You can still live your life, anon.

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>get my own comfy place to live
>good enough salary to save up
>get married and have a successful marriage with the person im in love with

>>35088909
would it look bad if you don't have a facebook?

>Want to be able to live comfortably and have enough money/power to take my friends out to have fun and keep a cute girl who loves to cuddle by my side
>I'm a NEET with no work ethic

>>35087786
>become a neet and live comfy

>I live in america and there's no way I could ever get enough to support myself and live alone

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>>35087786
>Want to back to the military

>I can't because i'm to old and i fucked up my back.

>>35089320
(you)
orignimi

Just to be genuinely happy and confident.

>>35089917
When was the last time you felt happy, anon?

>>35089982
I'm happy a majority of the time. You aren't?

>>35089982
Probably back when I was a kid. I've always just felt like shit since middle school. This past summer I had some of the greatest times of my life but i didn't feel truly happy.

>>35090008
I have happy times a few times a month. But for the most part, no. I'm just a zombie hoping for a better future.

>want to be good looking
>want to be fit
>want to have a big dick
>want to get my dream job next month

The only one achievable is the last one though, at least I'll have money and be able to pay escorts...

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when I was a kid I always wanted to be an astronaut but I'm too dumb for college. now I just watch videos about the international space station

>>35090048
I can't imagine that feeling. What does "a better future" entail?

>>35089396

You shouldn't be ashamed of that in fact you should be proud, that is a mark of your will power and drive, any human being will appreciate that..

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>>35087786
>want to be rich
>not talented or smart
>lottery odds too low

a-at least i'm comfy

>>35090121
Stable income and a good partner.

>>35089699
Not at all. In fact it would be the best thing. By 'covert assignments', I mean sometimes you have the opportunity to go undercover in either at Bikie gang or a street racing/hoon gang. If you displayed all of your personal information and photos of you online, then someone can look you up and you'd be compromised.

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>>35090106
>Tfw wanted to be an astronaut when a kid
>Do research turns out NASA is a Jewish freemasonic organization to hide the fact that the earth is flat and use money its gets via taxes to fund child sex parties in pizza parlor basements
Sucks famalam

>>35087786
To live a quiet life. Nothing will get in my way.

>>35089274
You can travel ahead and accelerate time, but you cannot go back in time

>why?

Causality. Plain and simple. The only way around that is parallel universe travel which isn't going back in time.

>>35090121
a senpai

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>To be loved
>I have too many glaring personality flaws

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>>35087786
I just want a healthy family eoth a loving wife where we aren't stressed about finances or health issues.

It can happen, i just need to break the cycle of depression.

>>35091056
How does one join this Jewish freemasonic organization? Asking for a friend.

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>>35091357
Well you have to be a freemason to join a freemason organization.

The requirements are

1.Be a man.

2. Have a sound reputation, and be well-recommended by your peers.

3. In most freemasonry jurisdictions, you must believe in a Supreme Being, regardless of your religion.

4. Be over the age of 18 years.

The tl;dr version is you have to be a dude have have 2 masons recommend you or a really powerful mason recommend you.

You wouldn't like masonry. Its a Jesuit organization that gets progressively more satanic the higher up you get and if you leak anything about it when you learn the light at the 33rd degree (Which is Satan is their God) you're in the shitter.

They will require you to kill innocent kids, they will require you to rape innocent people, they will require you to do several evil acts to get to higher levels.

Sure you get to learn some facts about the world and get more powerful but is it really worth it to basically damn yourself like that?

>>35091468
Honestly, I'm okay with this. It seems like a price worth paying for the knowledge you'd get.

inb4 edgy

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>>35091682
That is pretty edgy actually my dude.

>be stable enough so that I can do things that I enjoy
>21 yo virgin NEET, brainlet, uni dropout
what do you guys think?

>>35087786
"Goals"
>earn enough money to support myself
>having a comfy apartman (two room is more than enough)
>have money to buy video games and stuff from time to time
Why won't happen
I'm a 33 old autistic manchild wizard who works in entry level retail and will never gets higher. The only reason I can survive is because I live with my mom.

>want to be loved unconditionally and trust someone wholly
>parents didn't care/weren't around so only chance is gone
inb4 spouse
You're supposed to provide and lead as a man and assist and nurture as a woman
Making the mistake of conflating wife and mother is not one I will make twice

>>35090605
Dude you're going to be a traffic cop and shit stop thinking you're the guy from true detective lmao.

>>35087786

>physical immortality

>it's the 21st century baby nothin's impossible

>>35089206
Nip is easy though, grammatically. There's very few dumb exceptions unlike most european languages. Only hard part is written vocabulary.