>straight girl >fell for the boipussy meme

be my fujoshit gf and fuck my ass

>>35087437
Fuck me in the ass while she fucks you

>gril
>really want to get fucked by trap
>traps never like grills

fuck.

>>35087445
Fuck me while he's fucking you while she's fucking him pls

>>35087424
I don't see a problem OP, just fuck her in the boypussi?

>>35087424
Why would girls go after traps anyhow? Don't they hate competition when it's just them vs other girls? With females(male) you're up against guys as well.

>>35087463
can i also fuck you while he's fucking you?

>>35087460
see >>35087437
trap lover

>>35087472
>>35087478
I like femboys, not traps.

not surprising that this comment was unoriginal.

>>35087460
How passable do you need?
Because let me tell you right now, so long as you don't video tape it, guys (particularly the more sissy ones) will do anything in bed for ya.

>tranny
>like girls
>can't stand using my penis for anything sexual

I'm unlovable

>>35087512
Be my femboy loving gf

>>35087528
Just pretend you're futa?

>>35087512
Femboys don't have boipussis, they just have assholes

Dumb roastie

>>35087487
Yeah double dick me pls.

>>35087523
doesn't even have to be that passable. I think it's really hot when guys cross dress. makes me wish I had a dick.

>>35087581
I would crossdress for you if you'd post contact

>>35087581
>tfw no penis envy gf

>>35087566
femboys absolutely have boipussies

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>>35087424

passable traps are a myth. even the best traps look like lanky dudes without makeup or frilly dresses. you will never look as good as an anime and will only ruin your body and health with chemicals. nobody will ever love you for who you really are because homosexuals are the most superficial people on this planet.

trap meme, not even once.

>>35087594
too depressed to want that right now, sorry. I'm just here to vent/read

>>35087599
what does it feel like anon

>>35087649
>too depressed to want that right now, sorry.
>>>/a/

>>35087649
>what does it feel like anon
Erect

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>>35087581
>makes me wish I had a dick

>>35087676
does it feel good to get an erection or does it just happen?

>>35087690
help me, sigmund frodo

>>35087649
>what does it feel like anon
Feeling your cock swelling is one of the lewdest sensations imaginable. When you're really turned on and you can feel precum leaking out, coating your head as you stroke it.

feels good.

>>35087713
It just happens. Doesn't feel like much, if anything it can just get uncomfortable if you're wearing tight clothes.

>>35087713
Whenever I get one I have to rub it somehow, and it feels really good even just when it throbs. I wish I had someone to do it for me, but I'm loser

I'm a girl and I only like gay porn and erotica. Which is fine, except it's basically impossible for me to have my ideal gay relationship.

>>35087723
nice.

>>35087747
but wouldn't it feel good if it was rubbing up against something?

>>35087771
There's a difference between rubbing up against something and being tightly constricted.

>>35087766
If you're saying you're a dyke be my friend please

>>35087766
Why don't you just take turns with a guy fucking each other in the ass?

>>35087788
no, i mean male gay.

>>35087766
what kind of gay porn do you like?

curious

>>35087801
Oh then be my lewder gf

>>35087771
>>35087783
It can feel really good if you flex your kegels against tight clothes.

Have you ever been so turned on your clit/pussy throbbed? That happens with guys too and you can feel your cock growing with each throb.

>>35087788
I think she's saying literally the opposite of that.

>>35087766
Me too. I wish I didn't become a fujoshit so early, maybe my relationship ideals wouldn't be as fucked up.

>>35087802
something where the top dominates the bottom. usually he's bigger and stronger and just has his way with him. but not like to the point of rape, the bottom gets off on being used like that.

>>35087877
You could always get a bi bf and occasionally hire a tranny to take turns fucking the two of you.

>>35087853
haven't felt that feeling in almost 13 years, but I know what you're talking about. the cock version sounds way hotter

>>35087927
>haven't felt that feeling in almost 13 years
Do you exercise? I find that helps with this sort of thing (as a guy).

>>35087962
yes, I've been going to the gym 6 times a week since the beginning of 2014. it's the only thing that makes me feel like I've had an ok day. I'm not sure if there's something wrong with me but at least my non-existent sex drive helps me focus on other things in life. that's what I try to tell myself

>>35087877
Guy here. How do I get a fujoshit gf?

>>35088047
be gay. if you aren't gay, lie

>>35088031
Oh, that sucks. I hope you find something someday that makes your pussy throb again.

>>35087908
I don't mind if I don't get fucked, as long as my beefy bf gets dicked by another beefy guy I'd be happy.

>>35088047
Why would you want to date one of us?

>>35088107
thanks anon, that made my night a little bit better

>>35088140
>Why would you want to date one of us?
Because I'm a degenerate

>>35088087
How do I signal this to qt fujoshits?

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>>35088276
wear this

>>35088152
Most western fujos are SJWs now, so good luck with getting through that.

Be my degenerate bf.

>>35088327
pls b in brisbane orig

>>35088327
I'm not an SJW
Okay now what

>>35087528
date another tranny

Also go back to /lgbt/

>>35088345
Why is it always Brisbane? Is this a new meme?

>>35088349
Meet a girl in the wild and pray she's a fujo? I can't even make friends with other fujos, so I'm probably not the best to ask.

>>35088451
I was saying okay to being your degenerate bf

>>35088451
>Why is it always Brisbane?
because it's always me

>>35088463
>tfw automatically assumed the answer was no

Now we uh, discuss lewd things? Non-lewd things?

>>35088470
Are you the only bot in Brisvegas?

>>35088520
Both lewd things and non-lewd things
email me: [email protected]

>>35088520
>Are you the only bot in Brisvegas?
Maybe. I'm definitely the thirstiest one.

>bifag
>last girl I was with was really into bi guys and gay male sex
>talked about pegging and doing things with my ass
>sometimes sent me links out of the blue to gay twink porn from her phone and asked me for comment
>occasionally would talk about how she fantasized about having a penis and how if she had one she'd be shoving it inside of me
I miss that, I know other girls like that are rare but I think they're the ones for me

>be girl
>might be trans but idk
>always have to stop thinking about "gender" to not get to confused and everything goes back to normal

>>35088671
be my bf(female)

>>35088548
Tell me where you are first, I don't like long distance because muh trust issues.

>>35088564
Why so thirsty anon? I swear I see you in most threads.

>>35088747
I'm in the USofA east coast

>>35088671
So you think you're a guy?

>>35088747
>Why so thirsty anon?
Because I'm an agoraphobic virgin with a fairly high libido.

>>35088671
do you like peepees or weewees?

>>35088710
>>35088927
I am biologically female

>>35088958
I'm asexual unfortunately so that's bo help. I'm attracted to men but I feel like I would be attracted to women if I decided to be a boy. It's weird.

>>35088961
That's why I added the (female). I will indulge you though if you date me

>>35089016
you know that's probably some tranny (male)'s discussing his fantasy, right?

>>35088766
>no reply
cucked by geography

>>35088586
What happened to her?
I forgot the robot is watching me

>>35089050
rude
>>35089016
You could do better than hooking up with some stranger on 4chan, hunny. Please be safe and go outside to meet real boys who can take care of you.
>>35088927
Sorry I didn't answer tgis correctly. I dunno, maybe? I don't mind being a girl most of the time, but she/her pronouns make me cringe sometimes or when I'm refered to as a girl. Is that... normal? I act feminine sometimes for attention and manipulation perposes or a e s t h e c t i c, but by default I'm rather masculine in nature. People don't tend to notice often if at all because I'm atractive as a girl though. I don't care enough decide what I'd rather be. I don't think I want a dick but to be honest, I've never been comfortable with a vag either but I have a sexual organ repulsion so I can't tell if that means anything or not. I don't usually think about my gender so it doesn't matter most of the time, but when someone asks my pronouns or gender I don't want to answer because I don't want that choice.

>>35089338
>You could do better than hooking up with some stranger on 4chan, hunny
No I couldn;t
contact

>>35088747
What kind of trusting issues?

>>35089147
We lived too far away and I was the only one who owned a car, it was a pain in the ass sloughing through downtown P I T T S B U R G H traffic every time to see her (this was outside of the region served by the subway and no bus routes to my place)

She eventually found someone else who was closer in her neighborhood and I haven't heard from her since but it ended amicably

>>35089394
No, you're better than this and you know it. In fact, I don't think you should even be on this website at all, you're much better than that. Whatever you're doing problem you have had that lead you to be on here, you can resolve. I want you to stop yourself right now, plan something fun that involves you leaving your house this weekend, and live your life. You deserve a good life, now you just need to seek it.

>>35089518
>I want you to stop yourself right now, plan something fun that involves you leaving your house this weekend, and live your life.
"No"

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>>35089534
Don't object my authority REEEE

>>35089609
I will object braces man

>>35089467
I'm petrified of being the best gf I can be and being cheated on anyway because he lost interest in me.

>>35089727
What is your location loyal fujo?

>>35089773
The convict dumping ground.

>>35090143
>The convict dumping ground.
what city?

>>35090143
>tfw love Australian accents
>tfw too far for a qt Australian fujo gf
FUCK

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>>35087478
It's hard to think of competition when you wanna somehow plow their ass.Plus look at lesbians. They don't seem to care.

>tfw trap gf

>>35087478
yes because that sort of analysis totally dictates attraction

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>tfw no fujo gf
I'm a fairly passable trap but I'm willing to be more of a femboy if that's what you're into

>>35090143
Are you at least a qt too?

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>>35088935
you mean to tell me that there are people here who aren't?

>>35087424
Hey femanon wanna see my boipussy?? ;)

>>35090587
I think most of the people here exaggerate their problems greatly.

Where do fujo gfs hang out

>>35091082
Iiterally on tumblr

>>35091082
In Australia ignoring me ;_;

>>35090155
The most degenerate one.

>>35090183
I'm not that great anyway anon, you'll find someone better.

>>35090564
>tfw can't say yes without sounding arrogant
>tfw can't say no without sounding like a ugly troll

>>35091299
>I'm not that great anyway anon, you'll find someone better.
Give me a chance aus qt

>>35091305
What are your deal breakers? I don't want to waste your time and make myself upset.

>>35091383
Deal breakers would be
>incredibly obese (chubby is fine)
>deformed
>single mother
I don't think you'd disappoint me

would any girl enjoy being dominated while also dominating a femboy together?

that's the ideal situation imo

>>35091442
>tfw all 3
I'm kidding. If you seriously want to talk to someone who hangs around in their underwear most of the time: [email protected]

>>35091560
I sent you a message anon

>>35091560
>tfw no undies gf

>>35091649
Fuck off she's mine faggot

>>35091660
I'm not hitting on her spoilerbro.

>>35091649
It's comfy, what can I say. If I don't have to wear pants why should I. People who wear jeans at home weird me out.

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fembots, rate now

>>35091762
fromreddit/10

>>35091768
am i not allowed to post it there

>>35091788
You're not allowed to post it here

>>35091825
please dont ban me le sir

women can't be robots fembots are a myth

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I am also a fujoshit. Managed to find a bf despite it, though he doesn't really approve of my fujo stuff, he just mildly tolerates it and occasionally makes fun of me for it. I don't even masturbate to it, or anything really. I just write it and read it and draw it because it makes my pussy throb and I always imagine myself as the top, fucking a twink mercilessly.

Pic semi-related, what I'm currently looking at.

>>35091909
Dump him for me and I'll be your twink

>>35091909
how big do you imagine your dick is?

>>35091918
>tfw am actually submissive in bed IRL, even when he asks me to be dominate

It's a hard knock life anons

>>35091944
In my self-insert fantasies, it's usually at least 7 inches long and thick, circumcised, and pretty with minimal veins and a nice head. Instead IRL I'm just left with an insensitive clit yay

>>35091984
do you at least enjoy deep penetration if your clit is broken?

>>35091984
>tfw not into being dominated or fucked at all but get turned on to fujoshits dick envy and wanting to fuck femboys

explain

>>35087512
>>35087609
Would you want to have a bf who just seems like an average manley in public, but actually has a girly figure, shaves everywhere and has a feminine butt as well as a boipussy?

>>35092061
I do, though it hurts still sometimes. Mostly I enjoy the pleasure he gets, you know? It gets me off mentally.

>>35092075
I couldn't really explain anon but I get you. We're like two halves of a sexually fucked up coin.

>>35091984
How is your clit insensitive? did you get hurt?

>>35092214
To be completely honest it's probably a deep seated mental block due to bad shit, but on the surface, I just... get no pleasure from touching it. It just tickles and feels like someone's playing with my bellybutton, in a weird/bad way.

>>35092244
were you raped or raised in a religious household? is he your first bf?

>>35091984
>circumcised
shaking my head

>there are girls out there who would not only be fine with me fucking/being fucked by a guy, but would get off on it
Where do I sign up?

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>>35091660
>>35091678
>not wanting to be part of a fujo's trap harem
preferably somewhere in the south-east queensland area

>>35093378
do girls like this still get dominated by big dick alphas?

>>35093429
Yes. Either their boyfriend is a big dick alpha, and they watch him fuck twinks, or their boyfriend is a twink and they watch him get fucked by big dick alphas and cuck them too. If you ask me the second scenario is superior.

>>35091984

Why dont you just peg him?

Original

>tfw no bf who gets fucked by guys but always comes back to me in the end

>>35094652
>>tfw no bf who gets fucked by guys but always comes back to me in the end
I'd be into that. Would you watch?

>>35093444
yes, it's better if you are the boyfreind and she cucks you with chads than for chad to be her bf and you just her pet

>>35094672
If the guy fucking you is fine with it, yes. Otherwise I'm going to need photographic evidence of your hole getting rammed.

>>35094652
For a long time I've wanted to let a girl watch me with another guy, doesn't seem like girls who'd be into that are too common though

It seems that those who do also want to see a dom/sub scene, in my head I picture a scenario where I'm hugging and making out with the other guy then we undress each other and stroke/suck

>>35087690
Also wish I had a dick. But also want the superior brains of a man and that I could join the army but too useless for that.

>>35094806
>in my head I picture a scenario where I'm hugging and making out with the other guy then we undress each other and stroke/suck
That's ideally how I'd want it to go too, I don't want to interfere at all. You guys should get into it enough that you forget I'm even there.

>>35094898
For me having the girl watching and really getting into the spectacle makes it hotter, I'd try though

>>35094945
>really getting into the spectacle makes it hotter
Like fucking myself with a vibrator as I watch, or actively participating?

>>35094975
Could go both ways, what really does it for me is when she's obviously getting turned on by our little exhibition and expresses as much

>>35094804
>Otherwise I'm going to need photographic evidence of your hole getting rammed.
Hot. Please post throwaway.

>>35087424
>boipussy
>fell for the straight girl meme

>>35089338
>You could do better than hooking up with some stranger on 4chan, hunny
wrong

>>35093378
The one in the middle is a guy too

>>35096114
>The one in the middle is a guy too
i need a citation for these claims

>>35094804

Does it have to be guy on guy? Why cant you just fuck the guy in the ass with a strapon?

>>35096768
>not doing both
>not tag-teaming your boyfriend's ass with your strap-on and another guy

>>35096885
>tfw no fujo gf to do that to me

>>35096885

Is the fetish for fujos about guys getting fucked, or is it specifically about guys getting fucked by other guys? Because im into the former but not at all into the latter

>>35097010
It's specifically about guys getting fucked by other guys

>>35097010
It's the M/M aspect, anyone can strap up and peg their man

>tfw brisfag
>tfw reading this thread 10 hours too late to get a fujo gf