I like alcohol! I like beer a lot. Hard liquor is icky and not

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>>35087177
Have you tried the new FOUR Loko flavor, senpai?

You ever hope that you get drunk enough to choke on your own vomit and you don't even realize you're dead

>>35087270
every single day. sounds like a comfy death.

>>35087242
No, I'm an alc noob actually. Only ever had Sierra Nevada pale ale and Blue moon but I'll be trying more soon so I'kl take your recommendation into account!

>>35087270
Nah. When I'm drunk i'm happy. Why would I want to die? To hell with those bad toughts anon!

>>35087283
Sounds easy enough desu. First step would be to get alcohol of course. Then it would be as simple as making sure that when you pass out you lay flat on your back. This could be achieved by clever placement of furniture. Should be doable f.a.m.

>>35087177
muh favorites

Beer
Sake
Orange screwdrivers
Moscow mules
kahlua and coffee

That is the cutest pepe everrrrrrrrrrrr

yes im from reddit

drinking vodka and lemon iced tea right now

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>>35087374
no I think helper pep is cuter!
vodka is yucky and makes me wanna puke! You sohuold rihnk beer it is better! tasting and for you

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>>35087379
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>>35087519

Alcohol is cool

hangovers are not

FUCK!!!

>>35087177
yes but i have to have liquor because beer makes me pee too much

>>35087270
yes, in fact this would have happened to me several years ago if someone didn't roll me over, why couldn't they just leave me alone?

>>35088215
thats a nice haiku, anon

>start drinking
>fine for an hour or so
>start to feel bad
>realize that I'm a pathetic loser
>start hating myself
>maybe cry myself to sleep or just pass out

>>35087177
I love beer. ive been getting pretty fat from it so now I have to do 7 push ups before and after each beer.