Ghetto drink mixes

Honestly malt liquor is all you really need.

water

it's basically free

>>35086799
Sorry op, the beermosa is all I can think of

>>35086799
>olde English is $8 here
why even live

>one part bottom shelf vodka from a plastic jug
>one part generic bug juice/soda
The only thing cheaper is the vodka by itself, but you said you wanted a mix.

>>35087501
$6.50 here in Canada. All our shit is taxed to hell. Still a cheap beverage for how drunk it gets you.

Why would you pour orange juice in something that isn't liquor?

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>>35086799
> tfw broke but too self conscious to buy 40's or bum wine

>>35087502
This works. Get a handle of Taaka vodka since it's dirt cheap and mix it with orange juice for a shitty but effective screw driver. Everclear works with kool-aid too if you're feeling particularly ghetto.

>>35087683
>drinking everclear
What a great way to die

>>35088044
Gets the job done with significantly less cost and lasts a lot longer too since you don't drink a ton of it in one sitting.

>>35086799
Inject vodka inside beer canister for augmented alcohol.

>>35087501
Literally $1.99 for a 40 maybe $3 after tax TOPS. Can get 2 high life 40s for 4.49 after tax.
Pack of camels is 5.60 after tax

Why even live in a liberal state?