TFW no smart, nerdy but completely average gf

>>35085872
For estadounidenses, average is obese. I'd rather be alone. But I got a bf.

>>35085913
i'm not sure what spanish-speaking country you're coming from, anon, but i assure you that all of your women are either fat, starving, or in that weird period from like 18-20 where all of the weight in their hips hasn't spread back up to their stomach like some kind of malignant cellulite cancer

THAT FACE WHEN no woman who is just a human being but whom I will never meet, thereby allowing me to attribute all sorts of fucking bullshit to her without the threat of ever being called out